…sounds just like The Rock? If you close your eyes and listen to him, you can almost imagine Barack saying things like
To Hillary:
“You stand now before the Barack, looking at the Barack, gawking at the Barack, wanting to go one on one with the Great One? And now, in front of all the Barack’s fans, you want to serve the Barack a great big piece of that poontang pie?”
“Look at you just looking at the Barack, gawking at the Barack; you ought to be ashamed of yourself, a woman your age looking at the Barack like this!”
“Hey Sweetie? How you doing?..You still like the strudel?”
To McCain:
“You think you impress the Barack because, a couple of months ago, you were down south beating some jabroni named Huckabee?”
“The Barack says this: McCain, you think you’re just going to have your way with the Barack; you think the Barack is just another roody-poo standing on the corner of Know Your Role Boulevard and Jabroni Drive? In November, you’re just going to go on to win the Presidency ? Well, the Barack says this-- nobody cares about you!..and here in Atlanta, Georgia, now aptly named Barack-lanta, they all feel the Barack’s electricity. Forty thousand of the Barack’s screaming fans, all in unison, all at the same time, they all chant the Barack’s name!”
LOL, he might get my vote if he sounded more like the Rock :-]
[i]You like pancakes there billary? Well the Rock says this; take your roody-poo, candy ass husband, and your two dollar pant suit, and pancake your ass on outa’ here!