Ever Had to Really Keep Your Cool?

Today at the springs my friend brought his camera (film) and most of the time everyone was cool then around 3pm some high schoolers showed up and one of them deliberately did a small splash to my friend while he was taking a picture (not of the kids)… I was ready to beat the shit out of the whole group of them. The largest one in the group knew it too and made the little dipshit that splashed him apologize and then I could hear the bigger one warn the little one that I was about to kill them.

One time someone kept punching me while we were scrumming (in a rugby game). We both stood up and I was about to hit him but saw the ref coming over to break it up. I stopped, and the guy next to him (who had done nothing) got ejected from the game for punching.

[quote]AndrewG909 wrote:

[quote]Nards wrote:

[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:

[quote]Nards wrote:
Lemme have another glass and I’ll post the youtube video of the variety show they were on dancing together. If I post it promise not to comment and mention anything about me at all![/quote]

LOL!

Wait… you’re just siting around on T-Nation and drinking today?[/quote]

yeah, it’s Friday night already here! We got flying cars and I already know who wins the NBA finals![/quote]

Sweet!! you’re the key to the future!

Does Kerley ever lose his virginity?

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Well it’s approaching Saturday 9:00Pm here, so maybe tonight’s his lucky night. Check later for updates.

Some time ago, me and my mates were playing football, or as you americans say - soccer. I was the goal keeper. Some skinny fucker hit me in the nuts with the football. He was my age and somewhere between 55-60kg @ 190+ heigh, while I was 65 or 70kg. @ 160cm heigh.
He hit me HARD. As I was lying on the ground, twiching in pain, I wondered how exactly I would kill him when I get up.

So I get up and stare at him, remembering how in every fucking way the world says that fighting does not solve problems and nothing good comes out of it. Than I am like “fuck this” and I charge him. But I just pushed him a few feet back on the ground, but he wasnt hurt, just scared. I still wish I fought him, he couldn’t win anyway. I had nothing to loose, but still I kept my cool. But most of the time, I act just stupid and get myself a good beating from bigger or more than one guys.

[quote]Who_Cares wrote:
Some time ago, me and my mates were playing football, or as you americans say - soccer. I was the goal keeper. Some skinny fucker hit me in the nuts with the football. He was my age and somewhere between 55-60kg @ 190+ heigh, while I was 65 or 70kg. @ 160cm heigh.
He hit me HARD. As I was lying on the ground, twiching in pain, I wondered how exactly I would kill him when I get up.

So I get up and stare at him, remembering how in every fucking way the world says that fighting does not solve problems and nothing good comes out of it. Than I am like “fuck this” and I charge him. But I just pushed him a few feet back on the ground, but he wasnt hurt, just scared. I still wish I fought him, he couldn’t win anyway. I had nothing to loose, but still I kept my cool. But most of the time, I act just stupid and get myself a good beating from bigger or more than one guys.[/quote]

Now the question is, did he do it on purpose. If he did, I understand your reaction, but if he didn’t you acted like an idiot.

[quote]ron22 wrote:

[quote]MattyXL wrote:
Patience is a great thing to have, let the other guy act like a jerkoff, just showing your patience and general state of calmness, will piss them off even more. If and when it does come time to react you will not feel guilty that you did.
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x3, with a example of patience followed by decisive action in this clip

Fuckin assholes! Stop telling stories and let Nards do his thing.

Carry on Nards…

Every time I read one of Celtics threads I have to keep my cool…

[quote]Who_Cares wrote:
Some time ago, me and my mates were playing football, or as you americans say - soccer. I was the goal keeper. Some skinny fucker hit me in the nuts with the football. He was my age and somewhere between 55-60kg @ 190+ heigh, while I was 65 or 70kg. @ 160cm heigh.

He hit me HARD. As I was lying on the ground, twiching in pain, I wondered how exactly I would kill him when I get up.

So I get up and stare at him, remembering how in every fucking way the world says that fighting does not solve problems and nothing good comes out of it. Than I am like “fuck this” and I charge him. But I just pushed him a few feet back on the ground, but he wasnt hurt, just scared.

I still wish I fought him, he couldn’t win anyway. I had nothing to loose, but still I kept my cool. But most of the time, I act just stupid and get myself a good beating from bigger or more than one guys.[/quote]

and this is why everyone needs to play hockey. In juniors I had the same type of incident, guy hits me in the nuts with his stick, I go down, get up, find the guy and drop the gloves. We squared up and… he lost.

These pics tell a story:

dammit! split between pages! That’s no good.


Oh, and what would teaching in Taiwan be without fortuitous spelling mistakes?

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. Ha. ha.

wipes tear<

Yeah, I’ve been holding back a lot lately. Ha.

^that made me crack up for like 5 minutes. did a little kid write that?

Yeah, I think he was trying to write “Coke”

Another good one…I don’t know what he was trying to write. Maybe he was being honest.