[quote]Mad_Duck wrote:
I’ve got an 18 month old sociopath who just grins at you while scolding him. [/quote]
That’s the most infuriating thing ever. Don’t you just wanna explode sometimes?!
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
being a single parent is a pain in the balls.
morning guys[/quote]
Did I miss something? Thought you had a wifey pretty recently…
[quote]WolBarret wrote:
Court: Alabama Hot Pocket?
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Note to self: Again, when I decide to use urbandictionary for a term I’VE never heard before, I’d be happier if I didn’t.
Wol…
has me pegged.
now I AM scared.
[quote]Mad_Duck wrote:
[quote]WolBarret wrote:
Court: Alabama Hot Pocket?
[/quote]
Note to self: Again, when I decide to use urbandictionary for a term I’VE never heard before, I’d be happier if I didn’t.[/quote]
AAAAAHHHH MANNNN, f*CK!!! Like a dumbass I looked this up after reading your post. Thats it. I’m I’m off reading TK…damn
[quote]WolBarret wrote:
Simple.
Brad: More Boobs, less cat pics
PMPM: This thread is meaningless without bacon
Toots: Chris Issak Chris Issak Chris Issak Chris Issak Chris Issak Chris Issak
MiM: People are too busy staring at her body to recognize her opinions
Edgy: Huh, what? Oh yeah, I agree MiM, skittles are quite nutritious
PCH: Another man stared at my boobs instead of getting to know the real me. FML.
Trav and Mad Duck: No one cares, they’re Canadian[/quote]
Change PCH’s statement to an iterrogative, like
“Why do men stare at my boobs instead of getting to know me?”
And you’re dead on balls accurate.
I’m a closet bacon freak too… If you stay at my house long enough to get breakfast, you’re getting bacon and don’t let me catch you trying to feed it to my dog instead of eating it yourself…
It gives her nasty farts.
[quote]inkaddict wrote:
[quote]Mad_Duck wrote:
I’ve got an 18 month old sociopath who just grins at you while scolding him. [/quote]
That’s the most infuriating thing ever. Don’t you just wanna explode sometimes?![/quote]
Considering that every time my wife is trying to get him to not do something, he just gives her the big cheesy grin, I get blamed and told “See! He’s all YOUR kid!”
we’ve learned in the past week or so that the best way to get his attention is the same as with any other puppy. Lay him on his back on the floor, and hold him there. Then he feels remorse.
For those who googled “Alabama Hot Pocket”, I apologize. Blame Court and Polo. Bunch of freaks.
[quote]Mad_Duck wrote:
Lay him on his back on the floor, and hold him there. Then he feels remorse.[/quote]
That’s an awesome idea, I might have to actually try that one
[quote]Mad_Duck wrote:
[quote]inkaddict wrote:
[quote]Mad_Duck wrote:
I’ve got an 18 month old sociopath who just grins at you while scolding him. [/quote]
That’s the most infuriating thing ever. Don’t you just wanna explode sometimes?![/quote]
Considering that every time my wife is trying to get him to not do something, he just gives her the big cheesy grin, I get blamed and told “See! He’s all YOUR kid!”
we’ve learned in the past week or so that the best way to get his attention is the same as with any other puppy. Lay him on his back on the floor, and hold him there. Then he feels remorse.[/quote]
That is hilarious!
Hey can I join the party!?!
Serious question for the sled pullers!
I do a light jog/ fast walk up a 5 mile hill… I normally do this with 50lbs on my back…
I want to start pulling a sled instead, having the weight on my back is killing my knees. If I can carry 50 lbs on my back and jog it (this usually kicks my ass tho), is it safe to assume that I can load a 45lb plate on the sled and pull it??
(Keep in mind this hill is steep as all hell, most people walk the hill, every once in a while you’ll see someone in great shape jogging it. )
Anyways obviously dragging something causes more friction which will add to the weight, but then again I don’t have the damn weight on my back the entire time which will make it easier in a way.
I don’t wanna get in over my head cuz this trail is narrow and cell phones don’t work up there, so if I pass out half way thru or can’t drag it any more I’m fkd. I only own 2 old 45 lb plates, debating on whether or not I should just buy lighter plates or say fuk it and do the damn thang. Suggestions for a virgin puller?
[quote]Mad_Duck wrote:
[quote]WolBarret wrote:
Court: Alabama Hot Pocket?
[/quote]
Note to self: Again, when I decide to use urbandictionary for a term I’VE never heard before, I’d be happier if I didn’t.[/quote]
AND if Wol says it, definitely stay away from looking that up. Ignorance is bliss!
[quote]LankyMofo wrote:
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
being a single parent is a pain in the balls.
morning guys[/quote]
Did I miss something? Thought you had a wifey pretty recently…[/quote]
She is away in VT until tonight on bidness, you know, banging white kids with dread locks in the worst state in the nation.
[quote]attydeb2005 wrote:
[quote]Mad_Duck wrote:
[quote]inkaddict wrote:
[quote]Mad_Duck wrote:
I’ve got an 18 month old sociopath who just grins at you while scolding him. [/quote]
That’s the most infuriating thing ever. Don’t you just wanna explode sometimes?![/quote]
Considering that every time my wife is trying to get him to not do something, he just gives her the big cheesy grin, I get blamed and told “See! He’s all YOUR kid!”
we’ve learned in the past week or so that the best way to get his attention is the same as with any other puppy. Lay him on his back on the floor, and hold him there. Then he feels remorse.[/quote]
That is hilarious![/quote]
x2.
Just wait until he can actually talk and say real words and form sentences…
[quote]BradTGIF wrote:
[quote]WolBarret wrote:
Simple.
Brad: More Boobs, less cat pics
PMPM: This thread is meaningless without bacon
Toots: Chris Issak Chris Issak Chris Issak Chris Issak Chris Issak Chris Issak
MiM: People are too busy staring at her body to recognize her opinions
Edgy: Huh, what? Oh yeah, I agree MiM, skittles are quite nutritious
PCH: Another man stared at my boobs instead of getting to know the real me. FML.
Trav and Mad Duck: No one cares, they’re Canadian[/quote]
Change PCH’s statement to an iterrogative, like
“Why do men stare at my boobs instead of getting to know me?”
And you’re dead on balls accurate.
I’m a closet bacon freak too… If you stay at my house long enough to get breakfast, you’re getting bacon and don’t let me catch you trying to feed it to my dog instead of eating it yourself…
It gives her nasty farts.
[/quote]
Yes, I am a stalker! And a huge bacon fan. If there was a way to combine bacon and blow jobs, I might actually believe that there is a heaven!
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
[quote]LankyMofo wrote:
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
being a single parent is a pain in the balls.
morning guys[/quote]
Did I miss something? Thought you had a wifey pretty recently…[/quote]
She is away in VT until tonight on bidness, you know, banging white kids with dread locks in the worst state in the nation.[/quote]
What is she doing up in VT, attending a lesbo wedding?!?!?!
[quote]tootles27 wrote:
…If there was a way to combine bacon and blow jobs…
[/quote]
And back to urbandictionary we go…
[quote]tootles27 wrote:
[quote]BradTGIF wrote:
[quote]WolBarret wrote:
Simple.
Brad: More Boobs, less cat pics
PMPM: This thread is meaningless without bacon
Toots: Chris Issak Chris Issak Chris Issak Chris Issak Chris Issak Chris Issak
MiM: People are too busy staring at her body to recognize her opinions
Edgy: Huh, what? Oh yeah, I agree MiM, skittles are quite nutritious
PCH: Another man stared at my boobs instead of getting to know the real me. FML.
Trav and Mad Duck: No one cares, they’re Canadian[/quote]
Change PCH’s statement to an iterrogative, like
“Why do men stare at my boobs instead of getting to know me?”
And you’re dead on balls accurate.
I’m a closet bacon freak too… If you stay at my house long enough to get breakfast, you’re getting bacon and don’t let me catch you trying to feed it to my dog instead of eating it yourself…
It gives her nasty farts.
[/quote]
Yes, I am a stalker! And a huge bacon fan. If there was a way to combine bacon and blow jobs, I might actually believe that there is a heaven!
[/quote]
You have my attention
[quote]tootles27 wrote:
Yes, I am a stalker! And a huge bacon fan. If there was a way to combine bacon and blow jobs, I might actually believe that there is a heaven!
[/quote]
Men, this just happened. Send dick pics as soon as possible.
[quote]AndrewG909 wrote:
Hey can I join the party!?!
Serious question for the sled pullers!
I do a light jog/ fast walk up a 5 mile hill… I normally do this with 50lbs on my back…
I want to start pulling a sled instead, having the weight on my back is killing my knees. If I can carry 50 lbs on my back and jog it (this usually kicks my ass tho), is it safe to assume that I can load a 45lb plate on the sled and pull it??
(Keep in mind this hill is steep as all hell, most people walk the hill, every once in a while you’ll see someone in great shape jogging it. )
Anyways obviously dragging something causes more friction which will add to the weight, but then again I don’t have the damn weight on my back the entire time which will make it easier in a way.
I don’t wanna get in over my head cuz this trail is narrow and cell phones don’t work up there, so if I pass out half way thru or can’t drag it any more I’m fkd. I only own 2 old 45 lb plates, debating on whether or not I should just buy lighter plates or say fuk it and do the damn thang. Suggestions for a virgin puller?
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Here’s an idea … what do you think you can start with? Start 15lbs lighter than that for the first time or two … increase from there.