[quote]tootles27 wrote:
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
[quote]LankyMofo wrote:
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
being a single parent is a pain in the balls.
morning guys[/quote]
Did I miss something? Thought you had a wifey pretty recently…[/quote]
She is away in VT until tonight on bidness, you know, banging white kids with dread locks in the worst state in the nation.[/quote]
What is she doing up in VT, attending a lesbo wedding?!?!?![/quote]
Some work bullshit. Or banging her lover. I dont’ know. 
So like, bacon wrapped asparagus, but substitute dick for asparagus.
[quote]polo77j wrote:
[quote]AndrewG909 wrote:
Hey can I join the party!?!
Serious question for the sled pullers!
I do a light jog/ fast walk up a 5 mile hill… I normally do this with 50lbs on my back…
I want to start pulling a sled instead, having the weight on my back is killing my knees. If I can carry 50 lbs on my back and jog it (this usually kicks my ass tho), is it safe to assume that I can load a 45lb plate on the sled and pull it??
(Keep in mind this hill is steep as all hell, most people walk the hill, every once in a while you’ll see someone in great shape jogging it. )
Anyways obviously dragging something causes more friction which will add to the weight, but then again I don’t have the damn weight on my back the entire time which will make it easier in a way.
I don’t wanna get in over my head cuz this trail is narrow and cell phones don’t work up there, so if I pass out half way thru or can’t drag it any more I’m fkd. I only own 2 old 45 lb plates, debating on whether or not I should just buy lighter plates or say fuk it and do the damn thang. Suggestions for a virgin puller?
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Here’s an idea … what do you think you can start with? Start 15lbs lighter than that for the first time or two … increase from there.[/quote]
Ya but that requires buying the plates, solely to see if they are the right weight for the task at hand. I only have 2 45 lb plates right now. If I can use one of those and not have to buy more plates that’d be ideal. But if 45 lbs is a lot to pull, then I will buy the lighter weights. I’ve never pulled before, so I really don’t know what is too much for a 5 mile pull.
[quote]AndrewG909 wrote:
Hey can I join the party!?!
Serious question for the sled pullers!
I do a light jog/ fast walk up a 5 mile hill… I normally do this with 50lbs on my back…
I want to start pulling a sled instead, having the weight on my back is killing my knees. If I can carry 50 lbs on my back and jog it (this usually kicks my ass tho), is it safe to assume that I can load a 45lb plate on the sled and pull it??
(Keep in mind this hill is steep as all hell, most people walk the hill, every once in a while you’ll see someone in great shape jogging it. )
Anyways obviously dragging something causes more friction which will add to the weight, but then again I don’t have the damn weight on my back the entire time which will make it easier in a way.
I don’t wanna get in over my head cuz this trail is narrow and cell phones don’t work up there, so if I pass out half way thru or can’t drag it any more I’m fkd. I only own 2 old 45 lb plates, debating on whether or not I should just buy lighter plates or say fuk it and do the damn thang. Suggestions for a virgin puller?
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Dude, I’d probably test the waters first. Pull the sled unloaded up the hill first. It weighs 65lbs as is, and this would let you know if you could handle it with more weight.
That’s what I’d do, maybe, probably not. I’d probably put weight on it (2 45’s) and go for it, see how far I can make it. Then there is the whole “going back down” thing…
Pull up, push down maybe?
Edit: That’s a long fucking way dude. Good luck
[quote]WolBarret wrote:
[quote]tootles27 wrote:
Yes, I am a stalker! And a huge bacon fan. If there was a way to combine bacon and blow jobs, I might actually believe that there is a heaven!
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Men, this just happened. Send dick pics as soon as possible.
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Really? I’ve only gotten happy trail pics so far. LOL.
[quote]inkaddict wrote:
So like, bacon wrapped asparagus, but substitute dick for asparagus.[/quote]
But here lays the problem…I like my bacon crispy and when you do something wrapped in bacon it’s always undercooked.
[quote]AndrewG909 wrote:
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I have nothing to add about sled pulling, I just have to say I never realized how disturbing your avatar is!
[quote]inkaddict wrote:
[quote]AndrewG909 wrote:
Hey can I join the party!?!
Serious question for the sled pullers!
I do a light jog/ fast walk up a 5 mile hill… I normally do this with 50lbs on my back…
I want to start pulling a sled instead, having the weight on my back is killing my knees. If I can carry 50 lbs on my back and jog it (this usually kicks my ass tho), is it safe to assume that I can load a 45lb plate on the sled and pull it??
(Keep in mind this hill is steep as all hell, most people walk the hill, every once in a while you’ll see someone in great shape jogging it. )
Anyways obviously dragging something causes more friction which will add to the weight, but then again I don’t have the damn weight on my back the entire time which will make it easier in a way.
I don’t wanna get in over my head cuz this trail is narrow and cell phones don’t work up there, so if I pass out half way thru or can’t drag it any more I’m fkd. I only own 2 old 45 lb plates, debating on whether or not I should just buy lighter plates or say fuk it and do the damn thang. Suggestions for a virgin puller?
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Dude, I’d probably test the waters first. Pull the sled unloaded up the hill first. It weighs 65lbs as is, and this would let you know if you could handle it with more weight.
That’s what I’d do, maybe, probably not. I’d probably put weight on it (2 45’s) and go for it, see how far I can make it. Then there is the whole “going back down” thing…
Pull up, push down maybe?
Edit: That’s a long fucking way dude. Good luck[/quote]
65lbs!!! WTF… You have to be referring to the prowler, right?? I think thats too big for me, the trail is narrow and I don’t wanna block the trail for the other people walking/ biking/ horseback riding it. I was thinking of going with the traditional lil sled. Any idea how much those bad boys weigh?
I’m fairly positive I can’t do 2 45’s. This hill is a bitch. It’s more like multiple hills. It goes up very steep for about 30 yards, then flattens out, then goes steep, then flattens out. Some areas are extremely steep, some areas barely incline. The b*tch of it is that the first hill is the steepest, so right off the bat you’re exhausted, then you’ve got the rest of the 4.9 miles to worry about. 2 45’s and I think I’ll go up the first hill and turn my happy ass back around. lol
[quote]tootles27 wrote:
[quote]AndrewG909 wrote:
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I have nothing to add about sled pulling, I just have to say I never realized how disturbing your avatar is![/quote]
I used to have a much tamer one, it didn’t include the bloody part, just the guy typing then screaming. Then I stupidly changed my avatar to match ProX’s as a prank, and didn’t save the original. =( this version of my old avi was all I could find.
e-prowler’s 65#, vato!
[quote]tootles27 wrote:
[quote]BradTGIF wrote:
[quote]WolBarret wrote:
Simple.
Brad: More Boobs, less cat pics
PMPM: This thread is meaningless without bacon
Toots: Chris Issak Chris Issak Chris Issak Chris Issak Chris Issak Chris Issak
MiM: People are too busy staring at her body to recognize her opinions
Edgy: Huh, what? Oh yeah, I agree MiM, skittles are quite nutritious
PCH: Another man stared at my boobs instead of getting to know the real me. FML.
Trav and Mad Duck: No one cares, they’re Canadian[/quote]
Change PCH’s statement to an iterrogative, like
“Why do men stare at my boobs instead of getting to know me?”
And you’re dead on balls accurate.
I’m a closet bacon freak too… If you stay at my house long enough to get breakfast, you’re getting bacon and don’t let me catch you trying to feed it to my dog instead of eating it yourself…
It gives her nasty farts.
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Yes, I am a stalker! And a huge bacon fan. If there was a way to combine bacon and blow jobs, I might actually believe that there is a heaven!
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(Gawd I loves this woman)
[quote]tootles27 wrote:
[quote]inkaddict wrote:
So like, bacon wrapped asparagus, but substitute dick for asparagus.[/quote]
But here lays the problem…I like my bacon crispy and when you do something wrapped in bacon it’s always undercooked.[/quote]
So you just wrap the bacon over something bigger, like…a can of spike or something, cook it, then when it cools a bit, slide if off, insert penis, and enjoy.
[quote]Edgy wrote:
[quote]tootles27 wrote:
[quote]BradTGIF wrote:
[quote]WolBarret wrote:
Simple.
Brad: More Boobs, less cat pics
PMPM: This thread is meaningless without bacon
Toots: Chris Issak Chris Issak Chris Issak Chris Issak Chris Issak Chris Issak
MiM: People are too busy staring at her body to recognize her opinions
Edgy: Huh, what? Oh yeah, I agree MiM, skittles are quite nutritious
PCH: Another man stared at my boobs instead of getting to know the real me. FML.
Trav and Mad Duck: No one cares, they’re Canadian[/quote]
Change PCH’s statement to an iterrogative, like
“Why do men stare at my boobs instead of getting to know me?”
And you’re dead on balls accurate.
I’m a closet bacon freak too… If you stay at my house long enough to get breakfast, you’re getting bacon and don’t let me catch you trying to feed it to my dog instead of eating it yourself…
It gives her nasty farts.
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Yes, I am a stalker! And a huge bacon fan. If there was a way to combine bacon and blow jobs, I might actually believe that there is a heaven!
[/quote]
(Gawd I loves this woman)[/quote]
Edgy, my love! We can put bacon on the pizza!
Shit! Bogus news report interupting my soaps?!?!?! I’m going to the gym. Check you peeps later!
[quote]inkaddict wrote:
So you just wrap the bacon over something bigger… insert penis, and enjoy.[/quote]
Nothing says I like to party like Beasteality Necrophilia
[quote]AndrewG909 wrote:
[quote]inkaddict wrote:
So you just wrap the bacon over something bigger… insert penis, and enjoy.[/quote]
Nothing says I like to party like Beasteality Necrophilia[/quote]
That logic means I like to fuck worms because I have silk chonies. Kind of a stretch.
I HAVE A JOB INTERVIEW NEXT WEEK!!!
[quote]Grneyes wrote:
I HAVE A JOB INTERVIEW NEXT WEEK!!![/quote]
yaayyy!!!
WHAT FIELD AGAIN?
[quote]BradTGIF wrote:
[quote]AndrewG909 wrote:
[quote]inkaddict wrote:
So you just wrap the bacon over something bigger… insert penis, and enjoy.[/quote]
Nothing says I like to party like Beasteality Necrophilia[/quote]
That logic means I like to fuck worms because I have silk chonies. Kind of a stretch.
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MMMMM Necro
Holy Crap! Talk about butt hurt soccer fans. I have never seen a group (not all of them mind you) get so bent out of shape for someone busting on something they like. Instead of hurling insults back at me, or defending why they love thier sport all they did was cry. I can’t even go back in there and make fun of them anymore, it’s too painful to read how estrogen soaked some of the responses are. Can’t wait till this whole world cup shit is over and that fucking noise I have to hear 20 times per day is gone with it.
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