[quote]pushmepullme wrote: Http://www.broadmoor.com, upgraded free to a bomb ass suite. Burlesque show tonight. New bras and panties. Beer. Win. [/quote]
I think I got this shit worked out… I wanted to run it by you guys.
These are all categories of internet celebrities. In order to be a celebrity you must have 60-80% of other posters on your nuts in some way, shape or form. And you need to have 100% of the board that has been around for the last 90 days recognize you by name, NOT AVATAR. If fuckers only know you for your avatar, you fail as celeb, enjoy your drug addiction and B list status.
Now the superhero is destined for failure. Destined to fall from grace. No one is this fucking good all the time. Even Santa Clause makes mistakes, even Scarlet Johanson gets vaginal discharge once in awhile, the pope sharts too. No one is “on” this much. Plus the ass kissing of the upper percentile is annoying and pathetic.
GRADE A - CHOICE
70% - Nuthuggers
30% - Nutriders
Now the choice is where it is at. Not too much ass kissing, and enough haters to keep shit interesting. The Choice will have a few posters that spend a good 35-60% of their posts either bitching about or otherwise disagreeing with the Choice Celeb. But most of the time the Choice Internet Celebrity makes people laugh, joins in on the good shanagins and gets along with others. Once in awhile, the Choice will drop a good rant (IE: hot steamer, full on shit) in a thread if the thread is a cluster fuck outside of the off topic sections. Everyone should strive for Choice, but drop some steamers to avoid Super Hero.
NORMAL PEOPLE
Who gives a fuck about em? I mean really…
THE EVIL PRICK
10% - Nuthuggers (Typically new guys and Trolls)
90% - Nutriders (Normal people, typically.)
Normally the Evil Prick won’t be a troll, but just an annoying dork dropping too many damn steamers or otherwise fucking our good times. Very rarely the Evil Prick will peak our interest, and actually appeal to the masses. Like any good villain, they fuck up the goodwill eventually…
