[quote]Hallowed wrote:
[quote]MaximusB wrote:
I hear you Greeny, but if a guy makes a mistake and gets something too big, he is so fucked he will have to be buried twice.
Fellas, if you have to guess, guess smaller, tis the better wrong among all wrong. [/quote]
I think tread very lightly here! Max is talking about a broad with body issues. Right Max? If ur lady has those maybe skip buying anything that involves sizes. I vote jewelry perfume handbag when in doubt :)[/quote]
Hallowed is WISE!!!
She loves them. I love them. I’m going to be a very happy man come June 17th. Why? Because my dad got box seats to the St Louis baseball game, and my whole family will be there. Free food, baseball, luxury (and this is like the ultra-luxury box that they don’t sell to the public), and that night I’ll get to have sex. Probably will be the greatest day of my life thus far.
[quote]byukid wrote:
She loves them. I love them. I’m going to be a very happy man come June 17th. Why? Because my dad got box seats to the St Louis baseball game, and my whole family will be there. Free food, baseball, luxury (and this is like the ultra-luxury box that they don’t sell to the public), and that night I’ll get to have sex. Probably will be the greatest day of my life thus far.[/quote]
I’ve been following your story kid and I’ll just give you this little piece of advise. Sex gets better the more you have it. If you are a listening attentive partner your skillz will get better with time. If your first time is as similar as many I have heard just laugh it off to a very busy day and make up for it at a more rested time… Hope this makes sense. I don’t want to burst your bubble just give you a head start on the game.
[quote]nlmain wrote:
[quote]byukid wrote:
She loves them. I love them. I’m going to be a very happy man come June 17th. Why? Because my dad got box seats to the St Louis baseball game, and my whole family will be there. Free food, baseball, luxury (and this is like the ultra-luxury box that they don’t sell to the public), and that night I’ll get to have sex. Probably will be the greatest day of my life thus far.[/quote]
I’ve been following your story kid and I’ll just give you this little piece of advise. Sex gets better the more you have it. If you are a listening attentive partner your skillz will get better with time. If your first time is as similar as many I have heard just laugh it off to a very busy day and make up for it at a more rested time… Hope this makes sense. I don’t want to burst your bubble just give you a head start on the game. [/quote]
Haha, yeah, we’ve both heard that the first time is painful and awkward, but we won’t really mind because we’re more excited to share it with eachother. Yeah, it’ll get better, but there is still something special about the first time.
[quote]Hallowed wrote:
[quote]MaximusB wrote:
I hear you Greeny, but if a guy makes a mistake and gets something too big, he is so fucked he will have to be buried twice.
Fellas, if you have to guess, guess smaller, tis the better wrong among all wrong. [/quote]
I think tread very lightly here! Max is talking about a broad with body issues. Right Max? If ur lady has those maybe skip buying anything that involves sizes. I vote jewelry perfume handbag when in doubt :)[/quote]
Yes I think you have a point, I think many of the women I have dated have always had some horseshit to whine about with their body. They were probably fucked up with to begin with.
Next time I will go with a gift card for a massage, mani/pedi at their favorite spa, something like that.
[quote]byukid wrote:
[quote]nlmain wrote:
[quote]byukid wrote:
She loves them. I love them. I’m going to be a very happy man come June 17th. Why? Because my dad got box seats to the St Louis baseball game, and my whole family will be there. Free food, baseball, luxury (and this is like the ultra-luxury box that they don’t sell to the public), and that night I’ll get to have sex. Probably will be the greatest day of my life thus far.[/quote]
I’ve been following your story kid and I’ll just give you this little piece of advise. Sex gets better the more you have it. If you are a listening attentive partner your skillz will get better with time. If your first time is as similar as many I have heard just laugh it off to a very busy day and make up for it at a more rested time… Hope this makes sense. I don’t want to burst your bubble just give you a head start on the game. [/quote]
Haha, yeah, we’ve both heard that the first time is painful and awkward, but we won’t really mind because we’re more excited to share it with eachother. Yeah, it’ll get better, but there is still something special about the first time.[/quote]
nothing special about my first time, but def puts a smile to my face when I think of the first time with my husband which was 4 years later. I hope the awkward turns into sweet memories for you both 
[quote]MaximusB wrote:
[quote]Hallowed wrote:
[quote]MaximusB wrote:
I hear you Greeny, but if a guy makes a mistake and gets something too big, he is so fucked he will have to be buried twice.
Fellas, if you have to guess, guess smaller, tis the better wrong among all wrong. [/quote]
I think tread very lightly here! Max is talking about a broad with body issues. Right Max? If ur lady has those maybe skip buying anything that involves sizes. I vote jewelry perfume handbag when in doubt :)[/quote]
Yes I think you have a point, I think many of the women I have dated have always had some horseshit to whine about with their body. They were probably fucked up with to begin with.
Next time I will go with a gift card for a massage, mani/pedi at their favorite spa, something like that.[/quote]
spa gift is big win in my book. perfume is touchy unless you know what she wears or likes, same with handbags. The husband did manage to buy me some necklaces which are amongst my favorites. Pay attention to what she like: big or discreet? gold or silver?
[quote]byukid wrote:
She loves them. I love them. I’m going to be a very happy man come June 17th. Why? Because my dad got box seats to the St Louis baseball game, and my whole family will be there. Free food, baseball, luxury (and this is like the ultra-luxury box that they don’t sell to the public), and that night I’ll get to have sex. Probably will be the greatest day of my life thus far.[/quote]
How long is the honey moon?
[quote]Brother Chris wrote:
[quote]byukid wrote:
She loves them. I love them. I’m going to be a very happy man come June 17th. Why? Because my dad got box seats to the St Louis baseball game, and my whole family will be there. Free food, baseball, luxury (and this is like the ultra-luxury box that they don’t sell to the public), and that night I’ll get to have sex. Probably will be the greatest day of my life thus far.[/quote]
How long is the honey moon?[/quote]
Well, that’s tricky. Friday= wedding, Saturday= Reception. Sunday is our return to Provo, then we have a few days before we drive down to Houston, and then I don’t start work until the next Monday, so we have a week free, but a day and a half taken up by driving, plus I have to go into work on Friday for some drug testing/ set up stuff. So we’ll probably have Mon/Tue/most of Wed of that week to just be with eachother.
[quote]Brother Chris wrote:
[quote]byukid wrote:
She loves them. I love them. I’m going to be a very happy man come June 17th. Why? Because my dad got box seats to the St Louis baseball game, and my whole family will be there. Free food, baseball, luxury (and this is like the ultra-luxury box that they don’t sell to the public), and that night I’ll get to have sex. Probably will be the greatest day of my life thus far.[/quote]
How long is the honey moon?[/quote]
Good Q. I think by the end of a week those two should be pretty good at the sexing.
It really is quite sweet.
[quote]byukid wrote:
[quote]Brother Chris wrote:
[quote]byukid wrote:
She loves them. I love them. I’m going to be a very happy man come June 17th. Why? Because my dad got box seats to the St Louis baseball game, and my whole family will be there. Free food, baseball, luxury (and this is like the ultra-luxury box that they don’t sell to the public), and that night I’ll get to have sex. Probably will be the greatest day of my life thus far.[/quote]
How long is the honey moon?[/quote]
Well, that’s tricky. Friday= wedding, Saturday= Reception. Sunday is our return to Provo, then we have a few days before we drive down to Houston, and then I don’t start work until the next Monday, so we have a week free, but a day and a half taken up by driving, plus I have to go into work on Friday for some drug testing/ set up stuff. So we’ll probably have Mon/Tue/most of Wed of that week to just be with eachother.[/quote]
Hmm…thought you’d guys would have like a year long honey moon. My cousin and her husband are still down in South America (T-3 months until they come back).
[quote]Charlie Horse wrote:
[quote]PonceDeLeon wrote:
[quote]Hallowed wrote:
[quote]Kerley wrote:
how many times do you have to sleep with a girl before its acceptable to tell her to wax her vaago?
inb4 over 9000.[/quote]
Zero.
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Are you a fan of a more direct, ice-breaker conversation with this as the topic, or a more “let me put it out there” approach like:
“God, my ex was always hairless and I would eat her out twice a day!” As a dangling carrot to motivate the lady?
I’ve seen some vajungles. Despite all the general stereotypes about single men being unkempt or without good grooming habits (even as that translates to what kind of home/car they keep), I’ve been shocked at the amount of single women who are just as bad.[/quote]
My ex would try this non-direct approach to complaining about something(not this particular subject) and it would irritate me. It seems weak, cowardly, and condescending, hence my playing dumb to these kinds of tactics. All very childish me and him.
We should be able to talk openly about sex, like adults, without games.
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I agree with you, but for some reason certain people haven’t evolved to being talked directly to. I blame it on Facebook and text messaging, but that’s another topic.
Seriously, though, the stories I’ve heard about female hygiene (down there) is amazing. Hell, even Heavythrower, who’s been a nurse for like 13 years, has heard the nastiest stories from OTHER female nurses who’ve had to perform pelvic examinations.
It’s like a golden handcuffs thing: yes, you have a wonderful sex organ down there that really sways politics, business, and all aspects of human nature, but for FUCK’S SAKE you gotta pay attention to upkeep.
Some bitches be dumb, but I also blame it on a certain asexuality; if you’re not even remotely sexual, you’re probably not anticipating taking off your clothes anytime soon, and hence don’t feel self conscious enough to be critical enough to maintain…I mean tame the vajungle.
[quote]Hallowed wrote:
Are we talking about hippies or something? [/quote]
Are you disregarding our proximity to San Francisco, home to “Freegans” ?
[quote]PonceDeLeon wrote:
[quote]Hallowed wrote:
Are we talking about hippies or something? [/quote]
Are you disregarding our proximity to San Francisco, home to “Freegans” ?
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Well MY friends all do SOMETHING in the form of upkeep down there!
I don’t expecct everyone to be committed to a brazilian every three weeks tis painful and expensive but who isn’t aware of their um “situation”?
[quote]Kerley wrote:
[quote]PonceDeLeon wrote:
“God, my ex was always hairless and I would eat her out twice a day!” As a dangling carrot to motivate the lady?
[/quote]
that could work.[/quote]
Typically, talking about your ex with your current is a horrid idea, fyi…
WE NEED DETAILS ABOUT THIS VAGINE KERLEY… is this a GF? A FB? what?
[quote]byukid wrote:
She loves them. I love them. I’m going to be a very happy man come June 17th. Why? Because my dad got box seats to the St Louis baseball game, and my whole family will be there. Free food, baseball, luxury (and this is like the ultra-luxury box that they don’t sell to the public), and that night I’ll get to have sex. Probably will be the greatest day of my life thus far.[/quote]
Nah your dick isn’t going to work and if it does it will be a lackluster performance.
You’re going to get four thrusts and then go limp…
You will think you did some damage with those four pumps
But really …you won’t even be in her vag…
She will be very disappoint
And y’all are crazy
Bush is hot
Especially with red hair
Or on black girls
FB.
Ct. you be crazy, i dislike teh bush.
[quote]Kerley wrote:
FB.
Ct. you be crazy, i dislike teh bush.[/quote]
but that’s cause you’re too young for your own pubes little kerley one!
