Shameless plug for my latest update on my log:
[quote]2busy wrote:
I understand. Try making friends when you are almost 50. Every one else is married.
It sucks to become single again at this age.
And NO one wants to go to a titty bar… Ugh.
I’m double the age of any of the other players on the hockey team I’m going to the tournament with next weekend…[/quote]
They’re planning on beating you up. Sometimes my friends invite old smelly people like you to play games with us…but we really set them ablaze and sell their fat to plastic surgeons…
You should buy yourself a rapeaxe
[quote]tootles27 wrote:
HA![/quote]
Thank goodness!
[quote]Hallowed wrote:
[quote]Kerley wrote:
how many times do you have to sleep with a girl before its acceptable to tell her to wax her vaago?
inb4 over 9000.[/quote]
Zero.
[/quote]
[quote]MaximusB wrote:
[quote]DJHT wrote:
[quote]MaximusB wrote:
Fuck, I want some coffee now. [/quote]
Hey Max my team finally has a USC guy since K Norton. What is your impression of T Smith?[/quote]
Excellent pick in my opinion. USC is a FACTORY for offensive linemen. Fucking huge, great feet, strong, mean, the days of the fat obese slow lineman are over…
Looks pretty fucking good for 6’5 310 lbs eh?[/quote]
Thanks Max, and yes with the speed of the DE’s and OLB’s it was writting on the wall. I am pumped to hopefully have a season.
Happy Mothers day to all the Mom’s on T-Nation.
[quote]Hallowed wrote:
[quote]Kerley wrote:
how many times do you have to sleep with a girl before its acceptable to tell her to wax her vaago?
inb4 over 9000.[/quote]
Zero.
[/quote]
Are you a fan of a more direct, ice-breaker conversation with this as the topic, or a more “let me put it out there” approach like:
“God, my ex was always hairless and I would eat her out twice a day!” As a dangling carrot to motivate the lady?
I’ve seen some vajungles. Despite all the general stereotypes about single men being unkempt or without good grooming habits (even as that translates to what kind of home/car they keep), I’ve been shocked at the amount of single women who are just as bad.
happy mother’s day!
[quote]PonceDeLeon wrote:
[quote]Hallowed wrote:
[quote]Kerley wrote:
how many times do you have to sleep with a girl before its acceptable to tell her to wax her vaago?
inb4 over 9000.[/quote]
Zero.
[/quote]
Are you a fan of a more direct, ice-breaker conversation with this as the topic, or a more “let me put it out there” approach like:
“God, my ex was always hairless and I would eat her out twice a day!” As a dangling carrot to motivate the lady?
I’ve seen some vajungles. Despite all the general stereotypes about single men being unkempt or without good grooming habits (even as that translates to what kind of home/car they keep), I’ve been shocked at the amount of single women who are just as bad.[/quote]
My ex would try this non-direct approach to complaining about something(not this particular subject) and it would irritate me. It seems weak, cowardly, and condescending, hence my playing dumb to these kinds of tactics. All very childish me and him.
We should be able to talk openly about sex, like adults, without games.
Regarding vagoo… I don’t know what approach I like because I’m having a hard time imagining a grown woman that doesn’t properly take care of hers. Are we talking about hippies or something?
[quote]byukid wrote:
I bought the woman a matching bra/panties set of pink with black lace from victoria’s secret today. The saleswoman was very happy when I said, “So I just stole this recommended size thing from my fiance (she had just bought a white bra for the wedding) and I wanted to get her something pink and black and very lacey.” She looked at the size, went in the back, and walked out with the perfect bra and matching panties.
Still, I was incredibly uncomfortable in there.[/quote]
As a former VS employee, thank you so much for going in with actual sizes. So many men come in and when asked what size their woman is respond with “she’s little” or “she’s about your size”. Is it really that hard to go through her lingerie and get her sizes? I’m sure she’ll really appreciate getting something in her size instead of not her size with the excuse “I didn’t know what size to get”. I mean, if you’re buying a woman lingerie, you know her well enough to go through her lingerie to get her exact size.
[quote]Grneyes wrote:
“she’s about your size”.[/quote]
Ha,Totally did this before.
On a similar note,my friend is asking me if it okay if he bought his sister some lingerie. I told him that was cool if they were tight like that but I would never think of buying my own sister that. Kinda weird.
I hear you Greeny, but if a guy makes a mistake and gets something too big, he is so fucked he will have to be buried twice.
Fellas, if you have to guess, guess smaller, tis the better wrong among all wrong.
[quote]MaximusB wrote:
I hear you Greeny, but if a guy makes a mistake and gets something too big, he is so fucked he will have to be buried twice.
Fellas, if you have to guess, guess smaller, tis the better wrong among all wrong. [/quote]
I failed if I was wrong either way, Max. But then she found fault with pretty much everything I did.
Glad that’s over with.
[quote]QuadasarusFlex wrote:
[quote]Grneyes wrote:
“she’s about your size”.[/quote]
Ha,Totally did this before.
On a similar note,my friend is asking me if it okay if he bought his sister some lingerie. I told him that was cool if they were tight like that but I would never think of buying my own sister that. Kinda weird.[/quote]
LOL…We did have a guy come in and buy his daughter underwear. He said that he always buys her a gift when he’s on a business trip and bought her like 10 pairs of cotton panties. I think she was 12? Now, when my dad went on business trips he would come back with a t-shirt for me, usually the biggest size possible so I could wear it as a nightshirt. If he ever came back with underwear? I’d seriously consider calling DCFS.
[quote]PonceDeLeon wrote:
“God, my ex was always hairless and I would eat her out twice a day!” As a dangling carrot to motivate the lady?
[/quote]
that could work.
[quote]2busy wrote:
[quote]MaximusB wrote:
I hear you Greeny, but if a guy makes a mistake and gets something too big, he is so fucked he will have to be buried twice.
Fellas, if you have to guess, guess smaller, tis the better wrong among all wrong. [/quote]
I failed if I was wrong either way, Max. But then she found fault with pretty much everything I did.
Glad that’s over with.[/quote]
Sounds like you lost the best kind of weight.
[quote]Grneyes wrote:
[quote]QuadasarusFlex wrote:
[quote]Grneyes wrote:
“she’s about your size”.[/quote]
Ha,Totally did this before.
On a similar note,my friend is asking me if it okay if he bought his sister some lingerie. I told him that was cool if they were tight like that but I would never think of buying my own sister that. Kinda weird.[/quote]
LOL…We did have a guy come in and buy his daughter underwear. He said that he always buys her a gift when he’s on a business trip and bought her like 10 pairs of cotton panties. I think she was 12? Now, when my dad went on business trips he would come back with a t-shirt for me, usually the biggest size possible so I could wear it as a nightshirt. If he ever came back with underwear? I’d seriously consider calling DCFS.[/quote]
At VS? Wow,I can understand buying her plain cotton underwear or even Hello Kitty underwear but to buy her a thong or crotchless panties? Thats pretty strange.
[quote]MaximusB wrote:
I hear you Greeny, but if a guy makes a mistake and gets something too big, he is so fucked he will have to be buried twice.
Fellas, if you have to guess, guess smaller, tis the better wrong among all wrong. [/quote]
I think tread very lightly here! Max is talking about a broad with body issues. Right Max? If ur lady has those maybe skip buying anything that involves sizes. I vote jewelry perfume handbag when in doubt 