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[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]Charlie Horse wrote:
I’m not stalking you, I hardly even know you.
Conceited much?

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
I’m gonna make an sama thread for the latest stalker…will be full of lulz[/quote]
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Lol yes I’m very. Conceited.

But I’m not talking about you.

My gender is a mystery to a lot of people on here. And because of this. Guys flirt with me through PM contantly. The latest one will be sacrificed for the sake of lulz.
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do it now plz. im in the need of a lulz.

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SRC? Hallowed one, wanna help me out with this one?

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[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
Oh I definitely couldn’t handle any of that. You have bested me you young,strong man with eyes of flames.[/quote]

QFT, so how is the kid?

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Squat Rack Curls

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how many times do you have to sleep with a girl before its acceptable to tell her to wax her vaago?

inb4 over 9000.

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I bought the woman a matching bra/panties set of pink with black lace from victoria’s secret today. The saleswoman was very happy when I said, “So I just stole this recommended size thing from my fiance (she had just bought a white bra for the wedding) and I wanted to get her something pink and black and very lacey.” She looked at the size, went in the back, and walked out with the perfect bra and matching panties.

Still, I was incredibly uncomfortable in there.

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Sounds like a great day, Hallowed!

Hope it turns out that way!

[quote]Hallowed wrote:

[quote]MaximusB wrote:
I saw what could have been an all time low at my gym this morning…

I was in the locker room, I saw a kid wrapping his waist with Saran-wrap. Yes, the clingy shit you put over leftovers in dishes for the fridge. I asked him, “are you trying to burn the fat off your waist?” He said, “no, I am trying to turn fat into muscle.” Then Mark McGrath from the band Sugar Ray walked in.[/quote]

Please go post this in SRC. I LOL’d and I haven’t even had my coffee yet!

Today squats I go for 115!

Then office then Giants game w/family will be first time taking my lil niece Becca (7) really excited![/quote]

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[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]Charlie Horse wrote:
I’m not stalking you, I hardly even know you.
Conceited much?

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
I’m gonna make an sama thread for the latest stalker…will be full of lulz[/quote]
[/quote]

Lol yes I’m very. Conceited.

But I’m not talking about you.

My gender is a mystery to a lot of people on here. And because of this. Guys flirt with me through PM contantly. The latest one will be sacrificed for the sake of lulz.
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Well this is strange because you “Ct.” in your screen name for God sakes. I never knew of a women that was name “Count so-and-so”

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Wow,my friends are complete pussies. Dont want to go to a titty bar,dont want to lift weights with me,dont want to go to a bar and look for cougar,dont want to fish,dont want to do anything but stay home and play COD. We are in our fucking primes! I feel like im the only 22 yr old.

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[quote]QuadasarusFlex wrote:
Wow,my friends are complete pussies. Dont want to go to a titty bar,dont want to lift weights with me,dont want to go to a bar and look for cougar,dont want to fish,dont want to do anything but stay home and play COD. We are in our fucking primes! I feel like im the only 22 yr old.[/quote]

Get better friends?

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[quote]byukid wrote:

[quote]QuadasarusFlex wrote:
Wow,my friends are complete pussies. Dont want to go to a titty bar,dont want to lift weights with me,dont want to go to a bar and look for cougar,dont want to fish,dont want to do anything but stay home and play COD. We are in our fucking primes! I feel like im the only 22 yr old.[/quote]

Get better friends?[/quote]
Believe me,im trying. Brother,I am trying. I separate my friends into 2 categories,Childhood friends and School Friends. I go to a liberal arts school and the friends I got there are fucking hipsters. God Bless them,they are great to ahng out with…at school but they can be a bit much with their pretentious bullshit. They kinda rubbed on me though,I started dressing a bit better now. Thats one of the few things that im thankful for having them around. My childhood friends are suppose to be my bros and once in a blue moon,we do something cool (Go to Mardi Gras,Go to new Braunsfel,ect.,) but overrall,they arent much better than the hipsters. The coolest bro i been hanging out with lately? A chick! Her boyfriend is a DJ at 2 strip joints and I go in there and hangout with her half the day. Shes buying me drinks sometimes and even trying to hook me up with a dancer. I just wish I had a couple of guy friends that are as cool as her but do some other guy stuff.

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I understand. Try making friends when you are almost 50. Every one else is married.

It sucks to become single again at this age.

And NO one wants to go to a titty bar… Ugh.

I’m double the age of any of the other players on the hockey team I’m going to the tournament with next weekend…

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[quote]QuadasarusFlex wrote:

[quote]byukid wrote:

[quote]QuadasarusFlex wrote:
Wow,my friends are complete pussies. Dont want to go to a titty bar,dont want to lift weights with me,dont want to go to a bar and look for cougar,dont want to fish,dont want to do anything but stay home and play COD. We are in our fucking primes! I feel like im the only 22 yr old.[/quote]

Get better friends?[/quote]
Believe me,im trying. Brother,I am trying. I separate my friends into 2 categories,Childhood friends and School Friends. I go to a liberal arts school and the friends I got there are fucking hipsters. God Bless them,they are great to ahng out with…at school but they can be a bit much with their pretentious bullshit. They kinda rubbed on me though,I started dressing a bit better now. Thats one of the few things that im thankful for having them around. My childhood friends are suppose to be my bros and once in a blue moon,we do something cool (Go to Mardi Gras,Go to new Braunsfel,ect.,) but overrall,they arent much better than the hipsters. The coolest bro i been hanging out with lately? A chick! Her boyfriend is a DJ at 2 strip joints and I go in there and hangout with her half the day. Shes buying me drinks sometimes and even trying to hook me up with a dancer. I just wish I had a couple of guy friends that are as cool as her but do some other guy stuff.[/quote]

You’re in Houston, right? I’ll be there this summer. Not saying we should hang out because I think our interests are pretty different, but just an observation.

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[quote]Kerley wrote:
how many times do you have to sleep with a girl before its acceptable to tell her to wax her vaago?

inb4 over 9000.[/quote]

Zero.

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[quote]byukid wrote:

[quote]QuadasarusFlex wrote:

[quote]byukid wrote:

[quote]QuadasarusFlex wrote:
Wow,my friends are complete pussies. Dont want to go to a titty bar,dont want to lift weights with me,dont want to go to a bar and look for cougar,dont want to fish,dont want to do anything but stay home and play COD. We are in our fucking primes! I feel like im the only 22 yr old.[/quote]

Get better friends?[/quote]
Believe me,im trying. Brother,I am trying. I separate my friends into 2 categories,Childhood friends and School Friends. I go to a liberal arts school and the friends I got there are fucking hipsters. God Bless them,they are great to ahng out with…at school but they can be a bit much with their pretentious bullshit. They kinda rubbed on me though,I started dressing a bit better now. Thats one of the few things that im thankful for having them around. My childhood friends are suppose to be my bros and once in a blue moon,we do something cool (Go to Mardi Gras,Go to new Braunsfel,ect.,) but overrall,they arent much better than the hipsters. The coolest bro i been hanging out with lately? A chick! Her boyfriend is a DJ at 2 strip joints and I go in there and hangout with her half the day. Shes buying me drinks sometimes and even trying to hook me up with a dancer. I just wish I had a couple of guy friends that are as cool as her but do some other guy stuff.[/quote]

You’re in Houston, right? I’ll be there this summer. Not saying we should hang out because I think our interests are pretty different, but just an observation.[/quote]
Im open to anything. Im just looking for some fun. Message me when your close to getting here.

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[quote]Hallowed wrote:

[quote]Kerley wrote:
how many times do you have to sleep with a girl before its acceptable to tell her to wax her vaago?

inb4 over 9000.[/quote]

Zero.
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Tell her? Offer to shave her. You can make it a rather erotic occasion…

Just saying…

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[quote]QuadasarusFlex wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]Charlie Horse wrote:
I’m not stalking you, I hardly even know you.
Conceited much?

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
I’m gonna make an sama thread for the latest stalker…will be full of lulz[/quote]
[/quote]

Lol yes I’m very. Conceited.

But I’m not talking about you.

My gender is a mystery to a lot of people on here. And because of this. Guys flirt with me through PM contantly. The latest one will be sacrificed for the sake of lulz.
[/quote]
Well this is strange because you “Ct.” in your screen name for God sakes. I never knew of a women that was name “Count so-and-so”[/quote]

I guess I have a girly writing style.

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[quote]Brother Chris wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
Oh I definitely couldn’t handle any of that. You have bested me you young,strong man with eyes of flames.[/quote]

QFT, so how is the kid?[/quote]

Soft and squishy lol

She has weeks of getting chubby and then growing…like a worm kind of.

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[quote]Kerley wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]Charlie Horse wrote:
I’m not stalking you, I hardly even know you.
Conceited much?

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
I’m gonna make an sama thread for the latest stalker…will be full of lulz[/quote]
[/quote]

Lol yes I’m very. Conceited.

But I’m not talking about you.

My gender is a mystery to a lot of people on here. And because of this. Guys flirt with me through PM contantly. The latest one will be sacrificed for the sake of lulz.
[/quote]

do it now plz. im in the need of a lulz.[/quote]

I can’t just do it on a whim. This will take planning…gotta brew it

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HA!