Ever Feel Like a Thread Killer? (12)

[quote]pch2 wrote:

[quote]WolBarret wrote:

[quote]pch2 wrote:

[quote]WolBarret wrote:

[quote]tootles27 wrote:
I am heading to a party and I have no moves to speak of. But if I get drunk, I MIGHT get some rhythm but then I won’t get home anytime soon. Ugh.[/quote]

Dance? Do what the Sex and the City girls do: Drink, flirt with married and single men, and act holier than thou.

You might even get a sequel when the night is over.[/quote]

Its amazing how much you know about things you say you hate. [/quote]

Best way to defeat your enemy is to learn everything about them…their fears, their loves, their desires, etc. And when the time is right, you break into their house, beat them in front of their loved ones, and look into their eyes as you choke the life out of them.

Yep. That just happened. Happy Mother’s Day.[/quote]

If it’s no gi and someone lets you choke them while looking in their eyes they deserve to be choked out. Those are all really easy chokes to defend.
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I think you’re underestimating the viscous beating. The beating is the main course. The choking to death is the dessert.

[quote]imhungry wrote:

Hell, Toots… At first I thought you meant “moves” as in finding someone to hook up with. Not dancing.

Get pics either way.[/quote]

No, I know how to hook up with someone. I throw them over my shoulder and take them to the public bathroom. Case closed!

[quote]tootles27 wrote:

[quote]WolBarret wrote:

[quote]tootles27 wrote:
I am heading to a party and I have no moves to speak of. But if I get drunk, I MIGHT get some rhythm but then I won’t get home anytime soon. Ugh.[/quote]

Dance? Do what the Sex and the City girls do: Drink, flirt with married and single men, and act holier than thou.

You might even get a sequel when the night is over.[/quote]

Well if I flirt with the guys there, most of them are cousins so that would be weird. And their friends are on the prowl so I need to be careful. [/quote]

A hole is a hole?..

[quote]Vegita wrote:

[quote]pch2 wrote:

[quote]Vegita wrote:
Is it too early to start drinking? I’m bored and I have beer in the fridge. Also if I give my dogs a little does in not count as drinking alone?

V[/quote]

Since PMPM isn’t here I’ll let you know what she thinks:

It’s 5 somewhere[/quote]

Oh I used to go by the rule it’s noon somewhere, who waits till 5 to drink?

V
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These days there are no rules. No worries.

Toots

[quote]tootles27 wrote:

[quote]Vegita wrote:

[quote]pch2 wrote:

[quote]Vegita wrote:
Is it too early to start drinking? I’m bored and I have beer in the fridge. Also if I give my dogs a little does in not count as drinking alone?

V[/quote]

Since PMPM isn’t here I’ll let you know what she thinks:

It’s 5 somewhere[/quote]

Oh I used to go by the rule it’s noon somewhere, who waits till 5 to drink?

V
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These days there are no rules. No worries.

Toots[/quote]

Ok then Beer Me!

BRB

V

Kitties plus pirates equal WIN!

[quote]Vegita wrote:

[quote]tootles27 wrote:

[quote]Vegita wrote:

[quote]pch2 wrote:

[quote]Vegita wrote:
Is it too early to start drinking? I’m bored and I have beer in the fridge. Also if I give my dogs a little does in not count as drinking alone?

V[/quote]

Since PMPM isn’t here I’ll let you know what she thinks:

It’s 5 somewhere[/quote]

Oh I used to go by the rule it’s noon somewhere, who waits till 5 to drink?

V
[/quote]

These days there are no rules. No worries.

Toots[/quote]

Ok then Beer Me!

BRB

V[/quote]

We could have been drinking e pals but I can’t drink before the pre drinking party before the actual party!

[quote]tootles27 wrote:

[quote]Vegita wrote:

[quote]tootles27 wrote:

[quote]Vegita wrote:

[quote]pch2 wrote:

[quote]Vegita wrote:
Is it too early to start drinking? I’m bored and I have beer in the fridge. Also if I give my dogs a little does in not count as drinking alone?

V[/quote]

Since PMPM isn’t here I’ll let you know what she thinks:

It’s 5 somewhere[/quote]

Oh I used to go by the rule it’s noon somewhere, who waits till 5 to drink?

V
[/quote]

These days there are no rules. No worries.

Toots[/quote]

Ok then Beer Me!

BRB

V[/quote]

We could have been drinking e pals but I can’t drink before the pre drinking party before the actual party![/quote]

Too bad I found some red bull so I made a red bull vodka instead. woot

V

Look at my dog, my dog is amazing!

V

[quote]tootles27 wrote:

[quote]imhungry wrote:

Hell, Toots… At first I thought you meant “moves” as in finding someone to hook up with. Not dancing.

Get pics either way.[/quote]

No, I know how to hook up with someone. I throw them over my shoulder and take them to the public bathroom. Case closed![/quote]

^^^^Cat sleeping on the ac…

You’re such a brute!!!

^^^^^ When he rolled over and woke up…

Oooo! He takes just like Alpo!

[quote]Vegita wrote:
Look at my dog, my dog is amazing!

V[/quote]

That was action packed!!

Toots

hehe.

I put a comment into some code at work recently:

//Look at my code, my code is amazing. Give it a lick!

My co-worker was amused when he found it merging his code into mine :smiley: Our code is full of such nonsense and if we ever get audited it will be embarrassing.

[quote]tootles27 wrote:

[quote]Vegita wrote:
Look at my dog, my dog is amazing!

V[/quote]

That was action packed!!

Toots[/quote]

Seriously!

I don’t think I’ve ever seen a boxer sit still that long looking bored…

The one on the right smells like corn chips, and I’m not even joking.

V

[quote]Court wrote:

[quote]tootles27 wrote:

[quote]Vegita wrote:
Look at my dog, my dog is amazing!

V[/quote]

That was action packed!!

Toots[/quote]

Seriously!

I don’t think I’ve ever seen a boxer sit still that long looking bored…[/quote]

Yes, I think V already slipped him a mickey.

[quote]debraD wrote:
I put a comment into some code at work recently:

//Look at my code, my code is amazing. Give it a lick!

My co-worker was amused when he found it merging his code into mine :smiley: Our code is full of such nonsense and if we ever get audited it will be embarrassing.

[/quote]

NERD!!!

Someone had to say it.

[quote]tootles27 wrote:

[quote]Vegita wrote:
Look at my dog, my dog is amazing!

V[/quote]

That was action packed!!

Toots[/quote]

Well he was just scoping things out.

V