[quote]Edgy wrote:
MORNIN Toots!
Looking GOOD dis moanin![/quote]
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Whatsup edgy, my redwood friend…
just nursin a slight hangover.
Cinco DeMayo is a national holiday here in Cali!
Best bzz bzz story ever. My (at the time) husband was at FLETC for training and I flew down to spend a weekend. His Lt offered to pick me up from the airport since he’d be in classes (something about if I was big boobed he’d be happy to volunteer). When he put my luggage in the trunk there was a very loud buzzing sound going on. We both pretended it wasn’t happening. I was mortified. It was my lady razor NOT an adult appliance but HE didn’t know that and I was NOT going to even broach the subject.
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[quote]Grneyes wrote:
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[quote]tootles27 wrote:
HAI![/quote]
HAI TOOTS!!!
I’m glad you found time to pull yourself away from your adult appliances and post on here!!![/quote]
LOL. I’m trying to cut back on my ‘adult appliances’. I could be on the next episode of intevention.[/quote]
My “adult appliances” are in Philly…hopefully NOT being used…[/quote]
Nope. Don’t worry, they’re not being used.
Too big.[/quote][quote]imhungry wrote:
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[quote]tootles27 wrote:
HAI![/quote]
HAI TOOTS!!!
I’m glad you found time to pull yourself away from your adult appliances and post on here!!![/quote]
Please oh Please be talking about a keggerator or a chainsaw and not some humongous purple suction cupped wang.
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What if it was pink instead? Is that kosher?!?!? LOL.
Tigerboy, even though I know in my head that it’s not possible, I wonder if the people downstairs hear what sounds like a motorboat off in the distance and wonder, ‘what the heck?’ hehe.[/quote]
I do not doubt this for a second.
Their lights probably dim, also.
[quote]Edgy wrote:
just nursin a slight hangover.
Cinco DeMayo is a national holiday here in Cali![/quote]
Ugh. I feel your paid Edgy. I experienced my first one. Thankfully, no tequila… but I’m glad I don’t have classes today.
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[quote]Vegita wrote:
Oh HAI!
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LOL
Dude what is it w/ boxers. They’re such great dogs man, not much going on inbetween the ears, but they’re so expressive in that they always look worried, as if they’re asking you…
"Am I doing this right? Are you mad at me? What’s wrong? What can I do? Need me to sit? ok I’ll sit just in case… Good lord I just want you to love me, you love me right? Can I sit next to you? no? Ok. My bad. I’ll lay down. Wait can I lay on you? Are you ok???
I had a roomate who had a male named Rupert, this was during the time I had my knee rebuilt and was couch-bound for over a week. That ol’ boy would stand next to the couch and lay his head on my chest until he got tired of standing.
Awesome dogs.
/digression[/quote]
Hahahahahahahaahaha. This is so true! I started laughing when I read this because I read it really quickly… I swear those are all the thoughts that go on in their mind in like 3 seconds. Loyal as hell though. I can still get mine all crazy and she searches the house for me. I’ll call home, get my mom to put me on speaker phone and all of a sudden Lila is running around trying to find me. I’m heading home in 2 weeks and can’t wait to see her 
For the cat lovers,
I saw this with the sound off, watched it again with sound, oad LOLOLOLOLed all over again.
^haha nice. Cats can suck a fat one though.
V
Fuck cats … I’d’ve punted that shitty pet right through the fuckin wall
I hate cats…
V
pretty harsh Polo…
don’t you think a litte ‘timeout’ would be more appropriate?
(probably just bad parenting)
[quote]Edgy wrote:
pretty harsh Polo…
don’t you think a litte ‘timeout’ would be more appropriate?
(probably just bad parenting)[/quote]
Timeout for bad Polo!!! (:
[quote]Edgy wrote:
pretty harsh Polo…
don’t you think a litte ‘timeout’ would be more appropriate?
(probably just bad parenting)[/quote]
fuck no …
True Story: When I was in 10th grade bio class we got to disect various animals. One of those animals happened to be a cat. There were girls who were physically upset at the thought of cutting open a cat that reminded them of their beloved house pets. I systematically opened up all of their furry felines for them. With a big ass grin on my face. I hate cats.
So much hate, from such an intelligent and thoughtful individual. oh well.
Hey Toots, wanna come over and pet my kitteh?
Yo peeps.
[quote]Mad_Duck wrote:
For the cat lovers,
I saw this with the sound off, watched it again with sound, oad LOLOLOLOLed all over again.
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OK THAT WAS the COOLEST cat video I have ever seen. I laughed I cried and then did it all over again.
I guess that was the baby sitter.
[quote]polo77j wrote:
Fuck cats … I’d’ve punted that shitty pet right through the fuckin wall
I hate cats…[/quote]
Ouch, its odd how I’m the same way, only with humans. I would kick a human for doing that in a second. A cat or a dog will get a pass.
My dog pissed her bed last night. What a bitch!
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[quote]BradTGIF wrote:
"Am I doing this right? Are you mad at me? What’s wrong? What can I do? Need me to sit? ok I’ll sit just in case… Good lord I just want you to love me, you love me right? Can I sit next to you? no? Ok. My bad. I’ll lay down. Wait can I lay on you? Are you ok???
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LOL dude, this and “THESE ARE MY FUCKING DISHES!” wolf howl had me in tears. hilarious.
This moring my husky already had gone outside to do her business and back in the house (dog doors ftw) before my wife came down stairs.
Once she came downstairs the fucking dog went outside, came right back in, then sat by the pantry door where her treats are kept.
Manipulating bitch, lol.