Ever Feel Like a Thread Killer? (12)

[quote]mom-in-MD wrote:
Thanks, that will 5 dolla please[/quote]

That is a sexy pic!

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]mom-in-MD wrote:
Kerley- aren’t there lots of redheads in Ireland? I’m 1/2 Irish you know…I always assumed thats where the red comes from…

Polo- nice try :wink:

Edgy- your a NUT!!

Ct- ;)[/quote]

Mine is straight from Ireland…still has an accent which means I cant be mad at her because she sounds hilarious. Her hair is bright orange sometimes other times its dark red…no dye.

she has no soul[/quote]

aww, she must be purdy though…freckles? I am cursed, as are my poor children…

[quote]mom-in-MD wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]mom-in-MD wrote:
Kerley- aren’t there lots of redheads in Ireland? I’m 1/2 Irish you know…I always assumed thats where the red comes from…

Polo- nice try :wink:

Edgy- your a NUT!!

Ct- ;)[/quote]

Mine is straight from Ireland…still has an accent which means I cant be mad at her because she sounds hilarious. Her hair is bright orange sometimes other times its dark red…no dye.

she has no soul[/quote]

aww, she must be purdy though…freckles? I am cursed, as are my poor children…
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Naw it’s not a curse. My Moms’ a ginger and she’s awesome.

[quote]mom-in-MD wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]mom-in-MD wrote:
Kerley- aren’t there lots of redheads in Ireland? I’m 1/2 Irish you know…I always assumed thats where the red comes from…

Polo- nice try :wink:

Edgy- your a NUT!!

Ct- ;)[/quote]

Mine is straight from Ireland…still has an accent which means I cant be mad at her because she sounds hilarious. Her hair is bright orange sometimes other times its dark red…no dye.

she has no soul[/quote]

aww, she must be purdy though…freckles? I am cursed, as are my poor children…
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She is quite purdy whenever she doesnt have her hair hiding her face. lol
Her eyes kill me.

[quote]polo77j wrote:

[quote]Vegita wrote:

[quote]polo77j wrote:

[quote]Kerley wrote:

[quote]countingbeans wrote:

[quote]Kerley wrote:

[quote]mom-in-MD wrote:

[quote]Edgy wrote:
(is MIM a ginger?)[/quote]

I’ve denied for so long, but yes, I think I am!! And I can’t believe I’m about to say this, but the carpet is a darker shade than the curtains.
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so your upper body has no soul but your garden of eden does, interesting.[/quote]

Lol, you don’t score much do you?[/quote]

does my hand count?[/quote]

only up to five[/quote]

Ten if you switch hands

V[/quote]

see he asked if his hand (singular) counted. Not if his hands (plural) counted. Hence my assumption that he was referring to only one hand which is why his HAND (singular) only counts to five. Now if you were to say “unless he flips it over” then your statement would be cogent but since you brought a variable not previously mentioned it completely negates the original question and you must consider now that he also (assuming all is intact) two feet with 10 toes between the two. So, he could, in theory, count to 20 using his digits. Of course if he were standing pants less he could reach to 21 assuming it was not cold in the room…[/quote]

If he is long enough he could actually make it 22, wait this is kerley, nevermind, 21 it is.

V

And now I’m off to the Red Sox game … it’s gonna be fun but I’d rather go see the Bruins if they weren’t in Philly

[quote]polo77j wrote:
And now I’m off to the Red Sox game … it’s gonna be fun but I’d rather go see the Bruins if they weren’t in Philly[/quote]

I hope you catch a home run ball and hand it to the hot chick next to you and she throws that shit back.

V

[quote]Vegita wrote:

[quote]polo77j wrote:
And now I’m off to the Red Sox game … it’s gonna be fun but I’d rather go see the Bruins if they weren’t in Philly[/quote]

I hope you catch a home run ball and hand it to the hot chick next to you and she throws that shit back.

V[/quote]

the hot chick next to me will be my girlfriend … so I don’t think that’ll happen :slight_smile:

[quote]polo77j wrote:

[quote]Vegita wrote:

[quote]polo77j wrote:
And now I’m off to the Red Sox game … it’s gonna be fun but I’d rather go see the Bruins if they weren’t in Philly[/quote]

I hope you catch a home run ball and hand it to the hot chick next to you and she throws that shit back.

V[/quote]

the hot chick next to me will be ignoring me… so I don’t think that’ll happen :)[/quote]

I wish ‘Go Fuck Yourself’ was a socially acceptable reply to ‘Hello’

I like it when you talk dirty, pch-

[quote]Edgy wrote:
I like it when you talk dirty, pch-[/quote]

I’d actually like to stop swearing so much. You hang out with mostly fighter guys and you turn into a hardcore potty mouth. It’s not very ladylike.

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]polo77j wrote:

[quote]Vegita wrote:

[quote]polo77j wrote:
And now I’m off to the Red Sox game … it’s gonna be fun but I’d rather go see the Bruins if they weren’t in Philly[/quote]

I hope you catch a home run ball and hand it to the hot chick next to you and she throws that shit back.

V[/quote]

the hot chick next to me will be ignoring me… so I don’t think that’ll happen :)[/quote]
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Rock couldn’t believe it so he had to quote it just to be sure polo really said that HAHAHA.

P.S. Polo, she WILL throw it back!

V

[quote]pch2 wrote:

[quote]Edgy wrote:
I like it when you talk dirty, pch-[/quote]

I’d actually like to stop swearing so much. You hang out with mostly fighter guys and you turn into a hardcore potty mouth. It’s not very ladylike. [/quote]

same thing happens when you hang out in the Navy :wink:

[quote]pch2 wrote:

[quote]Edgy wrote:
I like it when you talk dirty, pch-[/quote]

I’d actually like to stop swearing so much. You hang out with mostly fighter guys and you turn into a hardcore potty mouth. It’s not very ladylike. [/quote]

hang out with construction workers and powerlifters, and you have the same result.

[quote]mom-in-MD wrote:

[quote]pch2 wrote:

[quote]Edgy wrote:
I like it when you talk dirty, pch-[/quote]

I’d actually like to stop swearing so much. You hang out with mostly fighter guys and you turn into a hardcore potty mouth. It’s not very ladylike. [/quote]

same thing happens when you hang out in the Navy ;)[/quote]

You’re not a potty mouth. I actually tend to picture you turning red and giggling a little every time someone makes a dirty joke.

[quote]mom-in-MD wrote:

[quote]pch2 wrote:

[quote]Edgy wrote:
I like it when you talk dirty, pch-[/quote]

I’d actually like to stop swearing so much. You hang out with mostly fighter guys and you turn into a hardcore potty mouth. It’s not very ladylike. [/quote]

same thing happens when you hang out in the Navy ;)[/quote]

Yeah, when I dated a Navy guy my language went to shit…

[quote]Edgy wrote:

[quote]pch2 wrote:

[quote]Edgy wrote:
I like it when you talk dirty, pch-[/quote]

I’d actually like to stop swearing so much. You hang out with mostly fighter guys and you turn into a hardcore potty mouth. It’s not very ladylike. [/quote]

hang out with construction workers and powerlifters, and you have the same result.[/quote]

QFT.

I’m a fan of potty mouthed women.

Nope, I’m not a potty mouth…when I got pregnant the first time I felt guilty for swearing, so I stopped…I gotta get really mad to swear…and nope I don’t get embarrassed by dirty jokes…you haven’t been in the military have you? :wink: It’s the only job I know of where you hang out with someone you just met, and at the end of the day you are telling dirty jokes and know each others life story!