Ever Cut Yourself to Get Psyched Up?

[quote]Nyral wrote:
I usually cut my jugular before a big ass lift. Seeing the blood spurt in the gym mirror with every heartbeat is pretty exhilarating.
That’s only before a 1RM or something because I usually need to change gym after I do that.

Most of the time I’ll stick to ripping some hair from my chest while letting out a Neanderthalian battle cry. That or the good ol’ sneaky 45 plate on the big toe because it can easily pass off as an accident. And as a bonus a cardio bunny usually run to me to see if if I’m ok and I bang her in the locker room to boost my test.[/quote]

OHH MAN I cut my jugular too before a big lift we should be the … JUGULAR BROS.

[quote]Nyral wrote:
I usually cut my jugular before a big ass lift. Seeing the blood spurt in the gym mirror with every heartbeat is pretty exhilarating.
That’s only before a 1RM or something because I usually need to change gym after I do that.

Most of the time I’ll stick to ripping some hair from my chest while letting out a Neanderthalian battle cry. That or the good ol’ sneaky 45 plate on the big toe because it can easily pass off as an accident. And as a bonus a cardio bunny usually run to me to see if if I’m ok and I bang her in the locker room to boost my test.[/quote]

too hilarious

ive given myself a good square punch to the jaw before (while working alone) and if it doesnt leave you dazed it does wake you up.

o but yea im sure the cutting thing works but in all seriousness, rly? gotta be something easier.

Cutting yourself before sets? Has it really fucking come to this.

I just eat Chipotle a few hours before lifting…then no need to cut…plenty of blood in my underwear already.

[quote]denv23 wrote:
I just eat Chipotle a few hours before lifting…then no need to cut…plenty of blood in my underwear already.[/quote]

You sir win the internet or at least in cleverly using a south park reference

[quote]denv23 wrote:
I just eat Chipotle a few hours before lifting…then no need to cut…plenty of blood in my underwear already.[/quote]

LOLOL!!!

Ah that visual…nasty as fuck.

[quote]optheta wrote:
denv23 wrote:
I just eat Chipotle a few hours before lifting…then no need to cut…plenty of blood in my underwear already.

You sir win the internet or at least in cleverly using a south park reference[/quote]

As long as you use chipotl’away after you’re safe.

If you think about it it makes sense. Back in the day, when we would be hunting or whatever, if some lion would claw us it would make sense that the adrenaline and CNS activation of it would be damn useful. I mean, we would probably end up wrestling/fighting with the animal at that moment (and dying, LOL).

As people have said, whatever works for you. Most people use their imagination to psyche themselves up. But it’s all basically the same thing - creating an aggressive environment to waken up the CNS and get the adrenaline flowing.

ssssssssssstupid.

OMFG.

Cut yourself on purpose, so your body has to focus on healing the damage you did to yourself, instead of building muscle? Brilliant.

[quote]destroyedquads wrote:
If you think about it it makes sense. Back in the day, when we would be hunting or whatever, if some lion would claw us it would make sense that the adrenaline and CNS activation of it would be damn useful. I mean, we would probably end up wrestling/fighting with the animal at that moment (and dying, LOL).
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I’ve tried that once but it ended up killing 6 cardio bunnies, 3 rack curling bros and the naughty receptionist and…and…I COULDN’T STOP IT! I tried! I swear I tried but I couldn’t! I JUST COULDN’T! WHYYYYYY!

A cutting protocol is actually quite common and it usually follows a bulking phase…

haha

You guys are just fucked up, it seems like most of you are actually serious.

haha yeah…I don’t even know who’s joking on here and who’s not.

I’ve got a scar on my thigh from a bite mark from my squat suit, but fuck if you think I’m gonna take a knife to myself before a lift.

[quote]denv23 wrote:
I just eat Chipotle a few hours before lifting…then no need to cut…plenty of blood in my underwear already.[/quote]

Oh God, I lol’d hard.

Seriously, I thought sniffing ammonia right before a big lift made you crazy and able to lift damn near anything.

if its come down to where you have to cut yourself to psych yourself up about lifting, maybe you need to think about the reasons you lift. If it’s superficial, like impressing a girl, or your bros, maybe its time to reconsider lifting. If you love lifting, you won’t need a fucking knife to drive you. seriously wtf.

Im late but cutting youreself to get hyped up is the dumbest shit I have ever heard.

Pull youre head out of youre ass and concentrate.

I do my squats at a local hospital where I get my legs surgically removed, then reattached so that I’m so happy to have my legs back I get a new PR.