Epic Pranks

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I worked with this quirky as hell guy that had a zillion pet peeves. One was those little dots of paper that collect in hole punchers. All he had to do is see ONE on the floor and he’d snap.

Well, with that information, I went around and saved the dots from everyone’s hole punchers for about a week. I had a big baggie full of them and waited for a rainy day when this guy brought in his umbrella.

You guessed it, I dumped them all in his umbrella when he wasn’t looking. I clued a few people in and we walked behind him when we were leaving work that day.

Poof, he opens the umbrella just outside the door and gets the confetti shower from hell. I could barely walk I was laughing so hard, this guy was beet red with rage. Nice state to go home in.

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[quote]

They would turn on the hot water, melt the cubes and be showering in chicken broth…the sad part is only one of them ever said anything about it, so the other one essentially had no problem bathing in bullion.

The one called maintenance a bunch of times but since the bullion had melted they never found anything wrong with the shower, so the one kid must have just thought he was going insane[/quote]

I hope it was at least the high-end Knorr brand boullion cubes. Maybe that one kid liked tasty… shower… water

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In terms of pranks my co-workers borrowed a whole roll of shrink wrap from me & proceeded to shrink wrap the new salesguy’s whole car (a Volvo station wagon)in shrinkwrap.

At the end of the day they got reception to page him to come down & move his car, he was “blocking someone in” When he came down to move his car for the supposed other person the look on his face was priceless.

Other pranks guys at work have done:

Saran clear wrap over the toilet seats,

Disconnecting the handset/black marker on the phone mouthpiece

Getting onto someone’s else’s computer & changing the desktop wallpaper to NSFW images

I’ve imitated my own voicemail when I geta a call right down to the “beep” noise to confuse other people in the office - some actually started to leave messages until I start laughing

I had a co-worker who loved cereal anytime of day - one day he irked me so I took his new box of cereal,cut away the bottom flaps, cut through the whole bag, and gently placed the box on his desk. The results were damn funny when he went to lift the box. Not epic as the shrinkwrap but funny.

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[quote]tveddy wrote:
B rocK wrote:
I had a roommate that none of my friends were fond of. I broke his nose.

Prank?

On a lighter note, I once shut off our ceiling fan in the summer and put flower on the tops of the blades so that when the next person turned it on the flower went everywhere in a plume of white smoke.

daisies?[/quote]

haha yes.

i mean no.

white powder.

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[quote]jaybvee wrote:
In terms of pranks my co-workers borrowed a whole roll of shrink wrap from me & proceeded to shrink wrap the new salesguy’s whole car (a Volvo station wagon)in shrinkwrap.

At the end of the day they got reception to page him to come down & move his car, he was “blocking someone in” When he came down to move his car for the supposed other person the look on his face was priceless.

Other pranks guys at work have done:

Saran clear wrap over the toilet seats,

Disconnecting the handset/black marker on the phone mouthpiece

Getting onto someone’s else’s computer & changing the desktop wallpaper to NSFW images

I’ve imitated my own voicemail when I geta a call right down to the “beep” noise to confuse other people in the office - some actually started to leave messages until I start laughing

I had a co-worker who loved cereal anytime of day - one day he irked me so I took his new box of cereal,cut away the bottom flaps, cut through the whole bag, and gently placed the box on his desk. The results were damn funny when he went to lift the box. Not epic as the shrinkwrap but funny.[/quote]

Omg the saran wrap one on the toilet is genius. I’m going to try the voicemail thing today LOL.

Ok I got one, it’s so freakin’ cruel. I was 14-15 at the time. One of my friends liked to always have a 2 liter of mountain dew on him for some reason. Well long story short. We thought it would be funny if each of us took turns pissing in it in the bathroom. Then whoever we saw in the hallyway who asked for a sip would get a mouthfull all our piss and mountain dew(yes fuckin sick I kno).

Well as soon as we walked out we saw this one annoying kid that some of us didn’t like for some reason. I still don’t know. Anyways he’s like “what’s up guys, oh can I have drink of that”. We were just like sure, all while grinning like devils. He takes the biggest fuckin’ gulp and commences to say “ughhhha arrghh, it burns, wtf?!?! is this” We just started laughing and ran away. I bet the guy still doesn’t know wtf he drank that day.

I feel sorry for doing that now that I look back…If I ever saw him again one day, I might tell him. Yet it’s probably best if I never do LOL.

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1st year of uni at res and told a friend i’d give her $100 cash if I could crack 3 eggs on her head. She agreed as I showed her the money. We go outside with everyone watching…crack! one egg. smeared all in her hair…crack! second egg all over her hair and back…and crack! third egg all over the ground…whoopsie.

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This one was quick and harmless. We used to take breaks in this lunch room when I worked for a car dealer. We had this stock guy that was annoying.

One day, I got there early for break, took one chair with an absorbent cushion and poured a gallon of water in it. It was impossible to detect once it settled into the cushion. Someone else delayed the stock guy, so he was the last to arrive.

I kept everyone out of “Dave’s chair”, so they knew something was up. Right on time for the prank, he shows up, plops down in the chair with a giant SPLOOSH that even got people next to him wet.

Luckily we all had uniforms so he was able to get changed. But it was funny.

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[quote]Omg the saran wrap one on the toilet is genius. I’m going to try the voicemail thing today LOL.

Ok I got one, it’s so freakin’ cruel. I was 14-15 at the time. One of my friends liked to always have a 2 liter of mountain dew on him for some reason. Well long story short. We thought it would be funny if each of us took turns pissing in it in the bathroom.

Then whoever we saw in the hallyway who asked for a sip would get a mouthfull all our piss and mountain dew(yes fuckin sick I kno).

Well as soon as we walked out we saw this one annoying kid that some of us didn’t like for some reason. I still don’t know. Anyways he’s like “what’s up guys, oh can I have drink of that”. We were just like sure, all while grinning like devils.

He takes the biggest fuckin’ gulp and commences to say “ughhhha arrghh, it burns, wtf?!?! is this” We just started laughing and ran away. I bet the guy still doesn’t know wtf he drank that day.

I feel sorry for doing that now that I look back…If I ever saw him again one day, I might tell him. Yet it’s probably best if I never do LOL.[/quote]

Waaaaiiiit a minute - isn’t that like the time the cop pulls over the guys in the movie Dumb & Dumber, confiscates their open bottle of beer & swills the piss instead? Great homage lol

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[quote]Rico Suave wrote:
1st year of uni at res and told a friend i’d give her $100 cash if I could crack 3 eggs on her head.

She agreed as I showed her the money. We go outside with everyone watching…crack! one egg. smeared all in her hair…crack! second egg all over her hair and back…and crack! third egg all over the ground…whoopsie. [/quote]

I think my prank response would be to take you to small claims court for part performance of a contract.

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I had a guy I used to work with send me on a quest throughout the plant for a ?sky-hook?. Yeah I was new and gullible and spent like an hour asking people and getting redirected around the plant by all sorts of people.

So when I finally figured it out I went and told the guy that I went and talked to our boss about it and he said he wanted to see him about wasting my time.

He then proceeded to go into the boss?s office and begin explaining and apologizing. I had never told our boss anything.

I thought it was pretty funny.

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Prank we pulled on a buddy of ours in the dorms

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[quote]DoubleDuce wrote:
I had a guy I used to work with send me on a quest throughout the plant for a ?sky-hook?. Yeah I was new and gullible and spent like an hour asking people and getting redirected around the plant by all sorts of people.

So when I finally figured it out I went and told the guy that I went and talked to our boss about it and he said he wanted to see him about wasting my time.

He then proceeded to go into the boss?s office and begin explaining and apologizing. I had never told our boss anything.

I thought it was pretty funny.
[/quote]

ha, when I was teaching we sent kids to the shop for a long weight (wait).

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[quote]G87 wrote:
animalmj wrote:
When my best friend and I went to Cancun I put a 12" dido and a pocket pussy in one of his suitcases. He crashed at my house the night before we left and I snuck them in, right on top.

I made sure to get in front of him at customs and when the checker opened his suitcase, he yells “that’s not mine!”, and that’s when all the questioning begins. Did someone else pack your bag? Did you leave it unattended anywhere?..He was stuttering all over himself, until he saw me laughing my ass off. It was a fun way to start the week.

Same friend moved away a few years later, so when his birthday rolled around, I sent him a $100 gift card for Fridays. What I neglected to tell him was that before I sent it, I charged $99 to the card.

As luck would have it, he was out on a second date when he decided to use it. He told me his bill was $90+, so he puts the card and a $20 in the check book. He said it was a very awkward conversation when the waitress had to come back to the table, and even worse with his date after he dug into his pocket. It turns out he ends up $40 short and has to ask her for it.

You’re an asshole. I would not be your friend for long if you pulled this kind of sh*t on me.

I once peed on a dude while he was passed out in his own vomit… I regret it now, but he kinda had it coming. [/quote]

He’s with it cuz I’ve never peed on him…he fires back with some great shit too. He’s charged hundreds of dollars on my “tab” while we’re out in bars, then slip out the back at last call. Hell, last month he sent a singing telegram to my office. Now that’s an asshole!

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I was very proud of my prank till I saw some TV show do it. I thought it was an original evolve from the saran wrap

All you need is some clear powdered gelatin. Heat it up pour into a toilet. Let cool.

Obviously this was done at someone else’s home. To this day he doesn’t know who did it.

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[quote]BrownTrout wrote:

That is soooo funny!

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I stirred the toilet with my girlfriends husbands toothbrush(to a nice yellow/brown swirl color) and wiped my ass with his face cloth(no poo just ass smell)

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I had a neighbor who was a problem and I pranked him often. He had a violent temper and started a fight with me once. He had several arrests, once including a weapon possession - not sure how he stayed out of jail.

Some of the minor pranks:
Turned off his power at the outdoor fuse box and padlocked it shut

Fed his 130 LB dog ex-lax one morning. I later learned chocolate can kill a dog, so would never do this again. Anyway. they kept the dog indoors once everyone left for work. I guess a 130 LB dog can drop 150 LBS of crap

We had troubles with people parking in designated spots at work, so the landlord who owned the office building gave us window stickers saying something like “You cannot park here, if you park here again you will be towed”. I took some stickers from work home. My neighbor parked on the street and I put the sticker on his car and he moved it to the driveway. I put a sticker on it again and he had to clean out his garage so he could park his car there - to avoid being “towed”

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I would prank the inside of his car - won’t say how. But his car was older, before they had electronic door locks. So one night I stuck a toothpick half way into his drivers side lock - and snapped it off.He could not open it with his car key anymore. To get into his car he either had to get in on the passenger side or leave the drivers side unlocked. He often chose to leave the drivers side unlocked - which is what I wanted - this gave me access to the inside of his car.

One note : condensed milk REALLY stinks when it starts to go bad. Pouring condensed milk on the carpet under a car seat really stinks after it sits in the summer sun a few days.

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i tried the broth cubes in the shower on my roommate last night. he thought there was blood comming out of the shower. funny as hell!!