Your friend may be the smartest person on the planet. To him I say, well played sir.
i was in calss, n my teacher picked a topic from a hat, and it was I LOVE NEW YORK the tv show, so i had to go n make up a speech for 2 minutes about her n i said “well new york looks good” (which i dont no y i said, just had to make some bullshit up to pass) and the WHOLE FKKIN CLASS WAS ON THE FLOOR LAUGHING, ALL IN FKKIN TEARS… i was so embarassed
[quote]m0mo826 wrote:
i was in calss, n my teacher picked a topic from a hat, and it was I LOVE NEW YORK the tv show, so i had to go n make up a speech for 2 minutes about her n i said “well new york looks good” (which i dont no y i said, just had to make some bullshit up to pass) and the WHOLE FKKIN CLASS WAS ON THE FLOOR LAUGHING, ALL IN FKKIN TEARS… i was so embarassed[/quote]
What?
Quite possibly my most embarrassing moment of all time was when I signed onto T-Nation at 12:23am and posted in most embarrassing thread.
I have been the target for pigeons 3 times in one year.
[quote]m0mo826 wrote:
i was in calss, n my teacher picked a topic from a hat, and it was I LOVE NEW YORK the tv show, so i had to go n make up a speech for 2 minutes about her n i said “well new york looks good” (which i dont no y i said, just had to make some bullshit up to pass) and the WHOLE FKKIN CLASS WAS ON THE FLOOR LAUGHING, ALL IN FKKIN TEARS… i was so embarassed[/quote]
Mr. m0mo826, what you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
Hahahahah Billy Madison FTW.
Following an exam I was talking to 2 very attractive women. We were all seated in chairs sitting informally and discussing the exam. Long story short, I got an erection (It’s exam week, my mind is wondering, my gf is busy too). I was wearing those loose-fitting nike basketball shorts, I tried to readjust no-hands style, flexed the wrong muscle, and my shorts kind of popped up like someone putting up a tent. It went up, then down, in about 1 second.
I tried to act like nothing happened, both their faces went red, and burst out laughing.
Yeahhhhh
[quote]dday wrote:
Back when I drank I was sitting at a bar with a buddy having a beer when this very cute girl came up beside me to order a beer. Being the nice I guy I am I turn to her to say something and one of those burps you had no idea was coming out came out right in her face. I wanted to crawl under the bar, the face I made after she knew I didn’t mean it, I apologized 100 times, she just smiled and walked away. I still feel like a complete tard for that one.[/quote]
I laughed until I cried when I read this…
Once as I was chatting up a woman at Barnes & Noble, she cut me off in mid sentence to tell me that my fly was open. She then walked away. Probably thought I was a pervert.
[quote]eric_lacrosse wrote:
dday wrote:
Back when I drank I was sitting at a bar with a buddy having a beer when this very cute girl came up beside me to order a beer. Being the nice I guy I am I turn to her to say something and one of those burps you had no idea was coming out came out right in her face. I wanted to crawl under the bar, the face I made after she knew I didn’t mean it, I apologized 100 times, she just smiled and walked away. I still feel like a complete tard for that one.
I laughed until I cried when I read this…
Once as I was chatting up a woman at Barnes & Noble, she cut me off in mid sentence to tell me that my fly was open. She then walked away. Probably thought I was a pervert.[/quote]
No, not yet… Its worse when you pull a Jay and Silent Bob and stand there staring with a tent pitched…
Then you qualify…
[quote]m0mo826 wrote:
i was in calss, n my teacher picked a topic from a hat, and it was I LOVE NEW YORK the tv show, so i had to go n make up a speech for 2 minutes about her n i said “well new york looks good” (which i dont no y i said, just had to make some bullshit up to pass) and the WHOLE FKKIN CLASS WAS ON THE FLOOR LAUGHING, ALL IN FKKIN TEARS… i was so embarassed[/quote]
you need to spend more time in class.
Has anyone else gotten an erection before a presentation in front of the class?
Probably in elementary school when I was at a birthday party of a girl I really liked. I got dared to go into a room and run around naked. The doorknob on the door was missing, so people could possibly peak through. Anyways, I didn’t actually get naked, but I busted out of the room after a minute. Turns out the girl I liked had her eye in the doorknob hole. Knocked her out and gave her a huge black eye on her bday lol.
[quote]m0dd3r wrote:
m0mo826 wrote:
i was in calss, n my teacher picked a topic from a hat, and it was I LOVE NEW YORK the tv show, so i had to go n make up a speech for 2 minutes about her n i said “well new york looks good” (which i dont no y i said, just had to make some bullshit up to pass) and the WHOLE FKKIN CLASS WAS ON THE FLOOR LAUGHING, ALL IN FKKIN TEARS… i was so embarassed
Mr. m0mo826, what you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.[/quote]
u probably dont know who “New York” is… i’m not talking bout the state… had to make a speech about some lady whose nickname is New York on the show, i said she looks good but everyone doesn’t think so, so they all laughed… wut don’t you understand?
[quote]m0mo826 wrote:
m0dd3r wrote:
m0mo826 wrote:
i was in calss, n my teacher picked a topic from a hat, and it was I LOVE NEW YORK the tv show, so i had to go n make up a speech for 2 minutes about her n i said “well new york looks good” (which i dont no y i said, just had to make some bullshit up to pass) and the WHOLE FKKIN CLASS WAS ON THE FLOOR LAUGHING, ALL IN FKKIN TEARS… i was so embarassed
Mr. m0mo826, what you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
u probably dont know who “New York” is… i’m not talking bout the state… had to make a speech about some lady whose nickname is New York on the show, i said she looks good but everyone doesn’t think so, so they all laughed… wut don’t you understand?[/quote]
Those which you do not understand are to inhale. It is the bad guy to transmit well. No one likes. As for me you brain is brought up more largely, spills after all outside, and desires the fact that you raise the power of monopolized ones. This does not happen, therefore exactly the fish and desire because of the best should be eaten.
[quote]NateOrade wrote:
m0mo826 wrote:
m0dd3r wrote:
m0mo826 wrote:
i was in calss, n my teacher picked a topic from a hat, and it was I LOVE NEW YORK the tv show, so i had to go n make up a speech for 2 minutes about her n i said “well new york looks good” (which i dont no y i said, just had to make some bullshit up to pass) and the WHOLE FKKIN CLASS WAS ON THE FLOOR LAUGHING, ALL IN FKKIN TEARS… i was so embarassed
Mr. m0mo826, what you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
u probably dont know who “New York” is… i’m not talking bout the state… had to make a speech about some lady whose nickname is New York on the show, i said she looks good but everyone doesn’t think so, so they all laughed… wut don’t you understand?
Those which you do not understand are to inhale. It is the bad guy to transmit well. No one likes. As for me you brain is brought up more largely, spills after all outside, and desires the fact that you raise the power of monopolized ones. This does not happen, therefore exactly the fish and desire because of the best should be eaten.[/quote]
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
I love NateOrade!
[quote]NateOrade wrote:
m0mo826 wrote:
m0dd3r wrote:
m0mo826 wrote:
i was in calss, n my teacher picked a topic from a hat, and it was I LOVE NEW YORK the tv show, so i had to go n make up a speech for 2 minutes about her n i said “well new york looks good” (which i dont no y i said, just had to make some bullshit up to pass) and the WHOLE FKKIN CLASS WAS ON THE FLOOR LAUGHING, ALL IN FKKIN TEARS… i was so embarassed
Mr. m0mo826, what you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
u probably dont know who “New York” is… i’m not talking bout the state… had to make a speech about some lady whose nickname is New York on the show, i said she looks good but everyone doesn’t think so, so they all laughed… wut don’t you understand?
Those which you do not understand are to inhale. It is the bad guy to transmit well. No one likes. As for me you brain is brought up more largely, spills after all outside, and desires the fact that you raise the power of monopolized ones. This does not happen, therefore exactly the fish and desire because of the best should be eaten.[/quote]
LMFAO!
…last night; city bus in Amsterdam; standing room only; pressing the ‘stop’ button just as the bus turned a corner rather hastily; lost balance; head butted a pole and bodychecked some kid; it was rush hour; it was mildly embarrassing…
I was doing sqauts a few years back. Feeling good doing full range of motion, when all of the sudden… POW! I totally blew out the seam in my shorts. Oh but these were no ordinary shorts. Since I was due for a laundry day, I decided to wear my swimminng suit!