Duke Nukem: Ripped, Rested & Ready

Duke is featured in a just released teaser trailer from 3DRealms(!)…They actually show him doing concentration curls off his bench press station, (and it looks like Duke’s done a few cycles since last too, they’ve drawn him shredded!!): While puffin’ a stogie!!..If you just want to see the trailer, go to the bottom of our homepage, I just posted it…If you want to read the full article and see a higer def version of the trailer, go here (thank me later, Kow-towing is authorized/;-)…

lol. What kind of message are we sending to these kids.

DEFINITELY NOT NATURAL. Video game or not, he emulates a real person.

I like it!

[quote]meangenes wrote:
lol. What kind of message are we sending to these kids.

DEFINITELY NOT NATURAL. Video game or not, he emulates a real person.

I like it![/quote]
Oh-so-very-Politically Incorrect! In Duke3D, “Steroids” were a legitimate power-up, found scattered around in little prescription bottles (D-Bol?/;-), along with ammo reloads and jet-packs…Gotta’ love it!!

[quote]DickBag wrote:
i dont got time to play with myself.

if any one knows what game duke said that in i will be slightly impressed.

if you can say the answere to the above AND tell me what my cholesterol levels are i will be yours for eva xxx[/quote]

Ummm - Duke Nukem 3D, 5.4mmol/l.

If I’m right I’ll give you to Football.

Man I loved that old game! I was in grad school when it came out, and all I did was work on my thesis and play Duke. I can’t believe I graduated -lol I still have a Duke Action Figure!

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i love duke nukem…glad there are still others think the same way…

[quote]DickBag wrote:
i dont got time to play with myself.

if any one knows what game duke said that in i will be slightly impressed.

if you can say the answere to the above AND tell me what my cholesterol levels are i will be yours for eva xxx[/quote]

Duke Nukem 3-D when he comes across the Duke arcade game. Classic quotes abound in that game.

The trailer is so-so. While seeing him doing curls was wonderful, his whole face is ugly and lacks character.

This is gonna be fucking great!

“Oooooh! Lara!!”

lol

Yeah I’m glad they’re resurrecting Duke. His games were cheesy as shit but a hell of a lot of fun!

The graphics look pretty mediocre.

“Your face, your ass, what’s the difference?”

[quote]Schwarzfahrer wrote:
seeing him doing curls was wonderful[/quote]

Someone should tell Duke that concentration curls won’t help him build the functional muscle needed to kick interstellar alien ass.

Oh Duke’s all about working his core, and functionality (You have to be in his line of work).

I believe Poliquin has admited to being heavily influence by Coach Nukem in a few older interviews.

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He didn’t re-rack his weights. And did you see how he dropped that DB on the floor? Should be banned from the gym.

I bet he was curling in the squat rack too.
:stuck_out_tongue:

That would be dickheadish of him if he just left all those plates on the bar like that.

Only on this website is that funny…