[quote]red04 wrote:
I went to do DB rows and this one kid was doing them also, firing his pistons every rep(tss tss tss), so I start my warmup and he look over after I finish a set and asks me “Why aren’t you breathing hard?” with no look of joking around in his face. I replied “because it’s not heavy,” and it took a decent amount of effort to hold back from laughing about it while I sat there waiting for my next set.
An insight into the mind of piston breathing guy.[/quote]
Similar thing (in reverse) happened to me last night, I was finishing up flat bench and, i admit, on my last set, I was probably making a little noise(I’m a small guy and I had no spot, and headphones on, get over it). I finished the triple and sat up, this guy(looked physically bigger than me, I had no reason to doubt him) asked if I was done making noise and he could use the bench, I told him sure, that was my last set.
I moved on to dips and right after I got the weight belt pulled up I saw him pinned under the same weight he was basically calling me a puss for grinding out. Lucky he had a spot, I wasn’t going to so save him. I have to admit, it made me smile and pump out that first set with some serious enthusiasm.
All of this being said, I’m not going to lie. There’s one buddy of mine at work that we always rag on for being on the juice, when we all know he’s not. He’s about 5’5 185, so he’s well built for his size. He takes it well and its a go to joke when shooting the shit with this guy.
Also since this is a bar some of the staff IS on juice and most of us workout hard. The condescension in the voices of the uneducated can border on infuriating, but sometimes its fun to laugh at yourself.
Plus its hardly an insult when it comes from your 230 pound boss who does use and isn’t embarassed by it.
This ignorant fat girl the other nite at this club was like, “Y do u do wat u do, like dont u like to have fun” im like wata u talkin bout. then she goes “like not drinkin and workin out all the time, ur like 20, live a lil” she says this to me as me and her friend jus got done dancing. I wanted to go off her. But all i said was “y do u wear soo much make up”?
Iv’e gotten the protein and creatine one b4 too.
“Like wat kind of protein do u take” or
“dude do u take creatine, Im afraid to im guna break out and have kidney failure” lmao wata joke
[quote]deadliftindago21 wrote:
This ignorant fat girl the other nite at this club was like, “Y do u do wat u do, like dont u like to have fun” im like wata u talkin bout. then she goes “like not drinkin and workin out all the time, ur like 20, live a lil” she says this to me as me and her friend jus got done dancing. I wanted to go off her. But all i said was “y do u wear soo much make up”?
Iv’e gotten the protein and creatine one b4 too.
“Like wat kind of protein do u take” or
“dude do u take creatine, Im afraid to im guna break out and have kidney failure” lmao wata joke[/quote]
[quote]deadliftindago21 wrote:
This ignorant fat girl the other nite at this club was like, “Y do u do wat u do, like dont u like to have fun” im like wata u talkin bout. then she goes “like not drinkin and workin out all the time, ur like 20, live a lil” she says this to me as me and her friend jus got done dancing. I wanted to go off her. But all i said was “y do u wear soo much make up”?
Iv’e gotten the protein and creatine one b4 too.
“Like wat kind of protein do u take” or
“dude do u take creatine, Im afraid to im guna break out and have kidney failure” lmao wata joke[/quote]
What the fuck?
You do realize this isn’t a text message to your boyz?
I mean, you actually make it out of high school typing like this?
[quote]deadliftindago21 wrote:
This ignorant fat girl the other nite at this club was like, “Y do u do wat u do, like dont u like to have fun” im like wata u talkin bout. then she goes “like not drinkin and workin out all the time, ur like 20, live a lil” she says this to me as me and her friend jus got done dancing. I wanted to go off her. But all i said was “y do u wear soo much make up”?
Iv’e gotten the protein and creatine one b4 too.
“Like wat kind of protein do u take” or
“dude do u take creatine, Im afraid to im guna break out and have kidney failure” lmao wata joke[/quote]
[quote]deadliftindago21 wrote:
This ignorant fat girl the other nite at this club was like, “Y do u do wat u do, like dont u like to have fun” im like wata u talkin bout. then she goes “like not drinkin and workin out all the time, ur like 20, live a lil” she says this to me as me and her friend jus got done dancing. I wanted to go off her. But all i said was “y do u wear soo much make up”?
Iv’e gotten the protein and creatine one b4 too.
“Like wat kind of protein do u take” or
“dude do u take creatine, Im afraid to im guna break out and have kidney failure” lmao wata joke[/quote]
What the fuck?
You do realize this isn’t a text message to your boyz?
I mean, you actually make it out of high school typing like this?[/quote]
Chicks at work: " So do you, like, work out all the time?"
Me: “No, five sometimes six days a week”
Chicks: A mixture of gasps and curses as though I had just told them I parted the red sea with my cock
-This is ironic to me because this is in line with the surgeon general’s recommendation for everyone!-
[quote]Gabe299 wrote:
the immortal “how much ya bench” or even better " how much can u lift" as if there is only one way or movemnet to “lift”[/quote]
I’ve gotten “how much can you lift” before.
Here is what REALLY doesn’t make sense about it:
The question itself implies the person asking has no idea what they’re asking and are looking to be impressed, but since they have no object of comparison or reference, the numbers don’t even mean anything.
[quote]deadliftindago21 wrote:
This ignorant fat girl the other nite at this club was like, “Y do u do wat u do, like dont u like to have fun” im like wata u talkin bout. then she goes “like not drinkin and workin out all the time, ur like 20, live a lil” she says this to me as me and her friend jus got done dancing. I wanted to go off her. But all i said was “y do u wear soo much make up”?
Iv’e gotten the protein and creatine one b4 too.
“Like wat kind of protein do u take” or
“dude do u take creatine, Im afraid to im guna break out and have kidney failure” lmao wata joke[/quote]
What the fuck?
You do realize this isn’t a text message to your boyz?
I mean, you actually make it out of high school typing like this?[/quote]
[quote]deadliftindago21 wrote:
This ignorant fat girl the other nite at this club was like, “Y do u do wat u do, like dont u like to have fun” im like wata u talkin bout. then she goes “like not drinkin and workin out all the time, ur like 20, live a lil” she says this to me as me and her friend jus got done dancing. I wanted to go off her. But all i said was “y do u wear soo much make up”?
Iv’e gotten the protein and creatine one b4 too.
“Like wat kind of protein do u take” or
“dude do u take creatine, Im afraid to im guna break out and have kidney failure” lmao wata joke[/quote]
What the fuck?
[/quote]
This was my exact response upon reading that post.
[quote]deadliftindago21 wrote:
This ignorant fat girl the other nite at this club was like, “Y do u do wat u do, like dont u like to have fun” im like wata u talkin bout. then she goes “like not drinkin and workin out all the time, ur like 20, live a lil” she says this to me as me and her friend jus got done dancing. I wanted to go off her. But all i said was “y do u wear soo much make up”?
Iv’e gotten the protein and creatine one b4 too.
“Like wat kind of protein do u take” or
“dude do u take creatine, Im afraid to im guna break out and have kidney failure” lmao wata joke[/quote]
My daughters are always texting me so I actually understood that. Wow, I suck!!!
[quote]Gabe299 wrote:
the immortal “how much ya bench” or even better " how much can u lift" as if there is only one way or movemnet to “lift”[/quote]
I’ve gotten “how much can you lift” before.
Here is what REALLY doesn’t make sense about it:
The question itself implies the person asking has no idea what they’re asking and are looking to be impressed, but since they have no object of comparison or reference, the numbers don’t even mean anything.[/quote]
[quote]Professor X wrote:
That sounded more like mad jealousy than simply being mean. His “friend” likely gets pissed because he knows no one is looking at him the way they look at that poster.
My friends may give me shit from time to time, but they’ve never said bullshit like that and have proven they actually support me in what I’m doing.
Anyone cutting you down like that may just not be your friend.
Once again, if any of us were to call some obese man “grotesque” straight to his face people would come out the woodwork to defend him.[/quote]
Sorry I should have pointed out that this guy is a complete loser,as in I was in school with him for 6 years and he was mocked,not badly but still mocked,for the entire time.He has an incredibly long track record of saying retarded stuff so we all ignore what he says now,it’s not even worth abusing him for it anymore!He’s also never kissed a girl,aged 18 by the way.He’s from what we call ‘the sticks’ i.e. the barely inhabitable part of the country filled with our equivalent of rednecks,‘De Wesht’.
And Professor X,the annoying thing is that it’s not like I’m anywhere near as big as you or the majority of lads on here.I’d be relatively big by rugby standards,220 at 5 10,but not big by bodybuilding standards at all at all.And he still had the cheek and idiocy to say that.
