Dude, You are Swole

[quote]AndrewG909 wrote:

Or what I hear all the time from females:

“I don’t work out cuz I don’t wanna be one of those girls who are all buff and look like guys”.

-My response, I like that my girl works out cuz I don’t want her to be one of those girls who looked good in highschool cuz her metabolism was high, but blows up like a balloon when she hits 30.

-Their Response: “OMG thats soo mean”[/quote]

HAHAHA great response

i get “whoa, are you like that normally or do u have to workout to get like that?”
WTF!? and no, i TRAIN to get like this…

[quote]deadliftindago21 wrote:
This ignorant fat girl the other nite at this club was like, “Y do u do wat u do, like dont u like to have fun” im like wata u talkin bout. then she goes “like not drinkin and workin out all the time, ur like 20, live a lil” she says this to me as me and her friend jus got done dancing. I wanted to go off her. But all i said was “y do u wear soo much make up”?
Iv’e gotten the protein and creatine one b4 too.
“Like wat kind of protein do u take” or
“dude do u take creatine, Im afraid to im guna break out and have kidney failure” lmao wata joke[/quote]

FIST PUMPIN LIKE CHAMPS BABY!

DIS IZZ MY NEW HAIRCUTT!!! FUCKIN SKANKS!!!

“Why are you watching what you eat? You don’t need to diet, you’re not fat.”

By any chance, was this fat girls name “Snooki”?

Couple of hours ago:

“You have 8 fish oil capsules a day?!? I’m sorry but that can’t be healthy!”

[quote]kanew wrote:
Couple of hours ago:

“You have 8 fish oil capsules a day?!? I’m sorry but that can’t be healthy!”

[/quote]

Yeah, I’ve heard the same. Apparently ANYTHING used to help build muscle is deadly…even if they know it isn’t.

I had one coworker tell me the half gallon of water I drink through out the day (over 8 hours) is unhealthy.

Last summer, at my bachelor party, this guy asked if he could take a picture of me with his wife. He kept going on and on about how he wished he looked like me but didn’t have the time to work out (or some other excuse). He also implied, or at least gave me the impression, that he wanted me to fuck his wife in front of him (also possible that it was the booze fucking with my head). It was weird.

Weird or not, had I been single I would have been down for it. She was hot and it would have made for a great story.

I was in good shape at the time. Not BB big, but big enough and lean.

been beaten to death but it still pisses me off…

the whole ‘healthy’ crowd that sit on their asses all day acting they are eating properly because the four granola bars they just had, had 6 grams of fiber and whole grains

(ok shitty example but you get the point…)

[quote]deadliftindago21 wrote:
haha, sorry guys, yea i am used to texting and istant messaging. I’ll be sure to spell from now on[/quote]
Wow…guess you need a mulligan. Anyway, the other day I was doing calf raises and a guy walked up to me and asked if they were “just for my calves…”.

[quote]cliwel wrote:
“Why are you watching what you eat? You don’t need to diet, you’re not fat.”[/quote]

I love that one!!! Its a statement filled with ignorance so pure that the possibility of correction is impossible.

[quote]Live4Deadlift wrote:
“You go to the gym every day. Why dont you have a six-pack?”

“You shouldnt squat so heavy, it will give you a heart attack”. Said with no hint of sarcasm by a PT in my gym. [/quote]

The fist one just pissed me off. Fuck I got that yesterday and just decided it would be better to let them think I was fat than explain my self.

[quote]mcj1013 wrote:

[quote]deadliftindago21 wrote:
haha, sorry guys, yea i am used to texting and istant messaging. I’ll be sure to spell from now on[/quote]
Wow…guess you need a mulligan. Anyway, the other day I was doing calf raises and a guy walked up to me and asked if they were “just for my calves…”. [/quote]

A guy asked me while I was doing donkey calf raises if they trained my back.

[quote]Standard Donkey wrote:

[quote]mcj1013 wrote:

[quote]deadliftindago21 wrote:
haha, sorry guys, yea i am used to texting and istant messaging. I’ll be sure to spell from now on[/quote]
Wow…guess you need a mulligan. Anyway, the other day I was doing calf raises and a guy walked up to me and asked if they were “just for my calves…”. [/quote]

A guy asked me while I was doing donkey calf raises if they trained my back.[/quote]

Donkey calf raises aren’t seen too much in commercial gyms, maybe he really didn’t know … If you’ve never seen them you might assume they were a lower back exercise? I’m stretching I know…

[quote]polo77j wrote:

[quote]Standard Donkey wrote:

[quote]mcj1013 wrote:

[quote]deadliftindago21 wrote:
haha, sorry guys, yea i am used to texting and istant messaging. I’ll be sure to spell from now on[/quote]
Wow…guess you need a mulligan. Anyway, the other day I was doing calf raises and a guy walked up to me and asked if they were “just for my calves…”. [/quote]

A guy asked me while I was doing donkey calf raises if they trained my back.[/quote]

Donkey calf raises aren’t seen too much in commercial gyms, maybe he really didn’t know … If you’ve never seen them you might assume they were a lower back exercise? I’m stretching I know…[/quote]
Am I doing it right?

[quote]Professor X wrote:

[quote]kanew wrote:
Couple of hours ago:

“You have 8 fish oil capsules a day?!? I’m sorry but that can’t be healthy!”

[/quote]

Yeah, I’ve heard the same. Apparently ANYTHING used to help build muscle is deadly…even if they know it isn’t.

I had one coworker tell me the half gallon of water I drink through out the day (over 8 hours) is unhealthy.[/quote]

Haven’t you heard? You need diet water know.

[quote]Justscrap wrote:
Living on-campus at college, I get comments like this everyday. Don’t really care too much about them. Although the shocked look I get when people see what I am eating is quite hilarious. However their are a few things I dislike. One is how everyone assumes that you are dumb, angry, unfriendly douchebag just because you are big. I get a lot of comments from girls saying they are suprised how smart or nice I am because for some reason they automatically assumed I would be some kind of angry gorilla just because I actually look like I workout.

Another thing I dislike is how I am often introduced. My rugby nickname happens to be “Meat”. So when I am introduced some feel the need to introduce me like this “YO LADIES, THIS IS MEAT. LOOK AT HIS ARMS! HE KILLS SHIT!” thus making any conversation with new people very hard to follow up.

That and when out of shape people try to give advice or say any of my habits are unhealthy. Frequent examples are eating a diet in animal meat, drinking sugar free energy drinks, how I should be doing low intensity cardio ect. Typically when this happens I just stare at their stomach while they are giving me advice. Works almost every time. Besides this it’s mostly positive or just guys trying to convince the girls their with that I am on roids.[/quote]

Everyday? Well bro tell us how big you are atleast.

I was once approached in the gym when I did a set of calf extensions. The guy asked me if I was doing it because I was on the football team or because I was training to beat people up. My school doesn’t even have a football team.

[quote]Sarev0k wrote:
By any chance, was this fat girls name “Snooki”?[/quote]

LOL

After reading through the last 8 pages I had never heard of the creatine rage issue.

But yesterday i was at a staff bbq/social event where a 16yo kid said he could squat 260KG (585) for a tripple. First off he doesnt look like he trains AT ALL. No calf size no Quads No traps to even take that weight. SO afew people were taking the piss out of him. That’s when I heard “The creatine must have made him rage”

WTF, where do people get this from. I just dont understand.

soon they will sell it at clubs saying “Teh creatine stuff makes you RAVE”

I had someone tell me that creatine makes your dick small, and I had to explain why that was wrong in every conceivable way. Absolute moron.