[quote]wigsa wrote:
Fat idiot friend of mine:How much bigger do you want to get?
Me:I dunno,a good bit,another 7 or 8 kilos anyway.
Fat idiot friend of mine:Really?Coz you’re at the stage now when you look grotesquely big,I mean,I look at you and I think that’s actually grotesque like.
This fella is clinically obese,hasn’t exercised in a year and has kankles the size of my head.[/quote]
Your friends are even meaner than mine, wow.
[quote]MementoMori wrote:
[quote]wigsa wrote:
Fat idiot friend of mine:How much bigger do you want to get?
Me:I dunno,a good bit,another 7 or 8 kilos anyway.
Fat idiot friend of mine:Really?Coz you’re at the stage now when you look grotesquely big,I mean,I look at you and I think that’s actually grotesque like.
This fella is clinically obese,hasn’t exercised in a year and has kankles the size of my head.[/quote]
Your friends are even meaner than mine, wow.
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That sounded more like mad jealousy than simply being mean. His “friend” likely gets pissed because he knows no one is looking at him the way they look at that poster.
My friends may give me shit from time to time, but they’ve never said bullshit like that and have proven they actually support me in what I’m doing.
Anyone cutting you down like that may just not be your friend.
Once again, if any of us were to call some obese man “grotesque” straight to his face people would come out the woodwork to defend him.
Just for the recordI’m not big. But I am in high school so like people said previously everyone is small as hell and think Pitt from Fight club was a gorilla.
Most annoying statements:
Talking to a friend and he asked me how i eat. I told him and he said.
“Sorry dude i’m not like you, I don’t wanna take any supplements or protein shakes. I wanna stay natural.”
Ok so since when is genetically modified foods natural anyway?
Skinny-fat kid curling 15 lbs for endless reps, I used to do that so i thought id just give him a tip that he could use more weight.
“Nah I don’t wanna use heavy weight, i don’t wanna get too huge”
umm good cause thats not gunna happen
The Dumbest one of all. My friend and her bf are walking down the hall. She hadn’t seen me in a 1 - 1.5 years cause she was at a different school and she notices how i put on bout 15-20 lbs of muscle and compliments me (I went from 143 - 162 ish, yea still small). Her bean pole bf gets jealous and grabs my arm and says:
“Look how soft his arm is, and see all those little pricks. He’s on steroids and its nothing but fat an a lump of muscle. Pathetic.”
Me - “Ok soo 1. im a diabetic so those are insulin shot marks. 2. If you ever had any idea about anatomy youd know muscles aren’t all in a flexed position all at once . 3. If im so fat how come every one of my veins are visible? (it was a couple weeks after swim season so i was around 6% body fat”
Needless to say, some guys at my school act more like girls on bad pms rather than actually men…
[quote]Kerley wrote:
some one said this to me one day…“You shouldn’t drink that protein shake, they are bad for your brain”
WUT??[/quote]
They probably heard that thing awhile back where Muscle Milk had MSG in it, heard what they wanted to hear, than generalized that all protein shakes are death for your brain.
[quote]Nate112 wrote:
[quote]brauny96 wrote:
Its even worse when your in high school, becuase not only are kids much smaller than you, but they also are more immature and cocky.
“Braun how’s the roids treatin you”
me: I dunno how bein skinny treatin you
“Shit Braun you got your fuckin protein with you!?”
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Yeah man, being in Highschool and working is pretty damn annoying, because some of us walk into cocky dumbasses on the streets or in the gym who ask stupid questions once in a while, but in highschool that describes everyone and you get a dumb question every 5 seconds. Usually mine are
" Juice head" ( From a fat girl, I just call her fat :), Two can play that game)
" What type of protein is that ( was drinking juice ) "
" I don’t ever want to be as big as you, you’re too big, can you make me a routine and diet plan??" Hahaha, the answer I gave that fucker.
“You’re obviously on roids, Joe ( made up name ) has been working out just as long as you and is not even close to your size” ( from fat chick )
" How did you hurt yourself? Drop a weight on your leg?" ( or any body part that is hurt )
" where’s your protein shake" ( As if I drink one every 5 fucking seconds.)
mm, might be more, but that’s the jist.[/quote]
1)I should start trainning is probably the best line I heard alot.
2)Where’s the protein shake is a classic one I hear alot on campus. Because I always drag in a protein shake to my morning classes .
3)Dude are you a Hockey player
4)And of course what supplements do you use.
%) Last but not least
What exercises do you do ?
[quote]Christian Thibaudeau wrote:
The all-time best muscle wisecrack and comeback comes from former Canadian strongman Doug Hepburn.
Random guy: ‘‘How is it to be all brawn and no brain?’’
Doug: ‘‘I don’t know… what’s it like to be neither?’’[/quote]
This just made my week. Damn!
You hear more of that shit the bigger you are but I’ve been encountered:
Whoa! Since when did you get muscles?
[quote]LankyMofo wrote:
I recently had a guy I work with tell me that “dumbbells are making a comeback.”[/quote]
I lol’ed
[quote]LankyMofo wrote:
I recently had a guy I work with tell me that “dumbbells are making a comeback.”[/quote]
No shit? Wonder if they’re going to open for Soundgarden…
[quote]gregron wrote:
[quote]Totenkopf wrote:
“Jesus never lifted any weights.”
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hahahaha awesome!
.greg.[/quote]
No, but He did do endless reps of hammer presses and curled lumber from time to time.
[quote]BradTGIF wrote:
[quote]LankyMofo wrote:
I recently had a guy I work with tell me that “dumbbells are making a comeback.”[/quote]
No shit? Wonder if they’re going to open for Soundgarden…[/quote]
Lol, not surprisingly, he asked how much I bench press. I told him I haven’t bench pressed in a couple years and mainly rely on dumbbells.
“Yeah, man, I hear ya. Dumbbells are making a comeback.”
You should just hand him your GF’s t-shirt
[quote]andrew_live wrote:
You hear more of that shit the bigger you are but I’ve been encountered:
Whoa! Since when did you get muscles?
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Sounds familiar. Straight from facebook:
“And by the way what happened to ur gangly figure?? Where did all those muscles come from in your pics??? Must be ur stunt double!!”
I used to be 6ft 140-150lbs all through high school
I don’t get many negatives comments because I’m probably not big enough yet. Most of the people are pretty positive. Most of the negative comments are food related. Like all the steak, eggs , and meat I eat are going to give me a heart attack.
You’d be absolutely amazed how often I get this one, seriously.
Them: You know, my 15 year old cousin/son/brother/uncle is like you only bigger!
Me: But of course, I mean how could I at a mere 300lbs hope to compete in a size game with your behemoth 15 year old cousin/son/brother/uncle who just began lifting weights a few months ago in his high school Phys Ed class under the no doubt expert tutelage of some part time Home Ec/Gym teacher who hasn’t looked at a barbell since the 80’s!
Them: Blank stare.
Them: How much ya bench?
Me: Enough. (at which point I walk away or better yet answer in mid stride in a perfunctory manner)
However My personal and perennial favorite
Them: Do you lift weights?
Me: No, I just play golf.
Them: Really?
Me: Yup that’s all, I have a 5 handicap and everything (to be clear I don’t even know what this comment means as I do NOT play golf at all, but I understand it’s impressive to some)
Them: Wow, I guess I should hit the greens more often.
Me: Yes, yes you should.
Alas, to morph your body into the forms we espouse is to court such inanity!
M.
“You go to the gym every day. Why dont you have a six-pack?”
“You shouldnt squat so heavy, it will give you a heart attack”. Said with no hint of sarcasm by a PT in my gym.
(Friend of mine after loking at a tub of whey)
“Why would you need 20 grams of Protein?”
[quote]Big M. wrote:
Alas, to morph your body into the forms we espouse is to court such inanity!
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Expect someone to stupidly “correct” ‘inanity’.
[quote]sam_sneed wrote:
[quote]andrew_live wrote:
You hear more of that shit the bigger you are but I’ve been encountered:
Whoa! Since when did you get muscles?
[/quote]
Sounds familiar. Straight from facebook:
“And by the way what happened to ur gangly figure?? Where did all those muscles come from in your pics??? Must be ur stunt double!!”
I used to be 6ft 140-150lbs all through high school
I don’t get many negatives comments because I’m probably not big enough yet. Most of the people are pretty positive. Most of the negative comments are food related. Like all the steak, eggs , and meat I eat are going to give me a heart attack.[/quote]
DUDE!!! YOUR FACE???
[quote]gregron wrote:
[quote]Totenkopf wrote:
“Jesus never lifted any weights.”
[/quote]
hahahaha awesome!
.greg.[/quote]
haha thats real nice
[quote]kanew wrote:
My Mum: You don’t want bigger legs
Me: Yes I do.
Mum: No you don’t.
Me: No I really do.
Mum: No you don’t.
Me: WTH, yes I do - you just don’t want me to have bigger legs!
Mum: I know.
I couldn’t understand why my legs concerned her so much until she explained it was because she had to go jean shopping with me, and it took me 100 different shops to find some that fitted right.
(I am far from having big legs, just a fairly small waist)
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Yesterday, talking to friend online who wanted to see some progress pics of me. Sent him some front/back of upper and lower body…upon seeing legs…
Him: “Your upper body is like the hulk, but your legs are too big and not defined enough”
Me: sigh
I’m much more proud of my lower body than upper FTR
I went to do DB rows and this one kid was doing them also, firing his pistons every rep(tss tss tss), so I start my warmup and he look over after I finish a set and asks me “Why aren’t you breathing hard?” with no look of joking around in his face. I replied “because it’s not heavy,” and it took a decent amount of effort to hold back from laughing about it while I sat there waiting for my next set.
An insight into the mind of piston breathing guy.