[quote]jbivins87 wrote:
there are a few guys at work that always ask me what steroids im taking, whats the proper way to cycle, etc etc.
but the best one for me (im 185lbs and pretty toned) and this guy watched me workout and came up to me and said:“if youre going to be doing that type of workout you need to eat more” then he walks away[/quote]
…maybe he was right?
[quote]kodiak82 wrote:
[quote]younggully wrote:
“why do you need to get any bigger”
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heard that yesterday, at the ymca. guy told me I was big enough. laughed, told him I want to get freaky big. theres no such thing as to big.[/quote]
I usually just look at them and say “Too big? I’m not quite sure I understand you…”, and act genuinely confused lol.
[quote]hungry4more wrote:
[quote]kodiak82 wrote:
[quote]younggully wrote:
“why do you need to get any bigger”
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heard that yesterday, at the ymca. guy told me I was big enough. laughed, told him I want to get freaky big. theres no such thing as to big.[/quote]
I usually just look at them and say “Too big? I’m not quite sure I understand you…”, and act genuinely confused lol. [/quote]
hahah good response
Ahh sometimes being big is fun. I work retail and sell cellphones for Verizon(used to work for at&t this is important). A woman walks in and like the lion who can smell the injured gazelle I can smell when the girl’s are “my type”(slutty easy etc). So I’m helping her out find out she works at a massage parlor that my boss from at&t sister owned, so I say do you know blah blah and she goes yeah and I say that was my boss yadda yadda she then goes “oh yeah did you work security you look like you could take care of yourself” as she sqeezes my arm. Ok I’m working in a store that sells phones maybe I worked at another place that sold phones why do I have to work security, also again not that I hate the attention(I wouldn’t work out if I didn’t) but why do people think it’s ok to touch my arms or whatever if I did that I’d be arrested for assault. I think the next time someone touches my arms I’m goign to copy them and do it back to see how they like it.
[quote]kevinm1 wrote:
“oh yeah did you work security you look like you could take care of yourself” as she sqeezes my arm. I think the next time someone touches my arms I’m goign to copy them and do it back to see how they like it.
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When she told you she worked at a massage parlor you shoulda said, “oh ya, do you do happy endings, you look like you know how to please a man” then grab a boob. I mean hey, fair is fair!!
[quote]AndrewG909 wrote:
[quote]kevinm1 wrote:
“oh yeah did you work security you look like you could take care of yourself” as she sqeezes my arm. I think the next time someone touches my arms I’m goign to copy them and do it back to see how they like it.
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When she told you she worked at a massage parlor you shoulda said, “oh ya, do you do happy endings, you look like you know how to please a man” then grab a boob. I mean hey, fair is fair!![/quote]
Of course as soon as she left I got the DL on her and she does do the rub and tug, I love her more now
Random person: What do you take, Steroids?
Me: No, Cannibalism!
Random person: Nice talking to you.
I get accused of taking steroids ALL the time. Just from guys in my high school. No girls ever ask me or anything. Just small guys. Getss sooooo old.
[quote]powerful01 wrote:
Random person: What do you take, Steroids?
Me: No, Cannibalism!
Random person: Nice talking to you.[/quote]
best response so far
My GP asked if I’m on steroids. I looked down at myself and said. “If I were, I’d want a refund.”
[quote]Eric 2.0 wrote:
[quote]powerful01 wrote:
Random person: What do you take, Steroids?
Me: No, Cannibalism!
Random person: Nice talking to you.[/quote]
best response so far [/quote]
x8
[quote]powerful01 wrote:
Random person: What do you take, Steroids?
Me: No, Cannibalism!
Random person: Nice talking to you.[/quote]
BEST. EVER, GOT TO USE THIS RIGHT AFTER I READ IT AT THE GYM. I failed on the delivery though and burst out laughing.
[quote]MementoMori wrote:
My GP asked if I’m on steroids. I looked down at myself and said. “If I were, I’d want a refund.”[/quote]
I’ve also had this ^^^ i usually respond with a similar answer as yours
.greg.
along with all these steroid antics i have a short funny/irritating(to me) story.
My brother and I used to powerlift together and got very similar bodies. He stopped probably about 3 years ago and i kept going. Fast forward to i think last new years and we see a fmaily friend we havent seen in a year or two. I’m sitting at about 240 lbs, not lean but visibly muscular. My bros at a non-muscular, fat 275 lbs. So the family friend pulls me aside at one point during the night and in a very low, serious tone asks me “Your brother looks a lot bigger. Has he been taking steroids?”. I think I said something like, maybe he should have been. idk, i was dumbfounded at the common folk’s ‘ignance’
[quote]powerful01 wrote:
Random person: What do you take, Steroids?
Me: No, Cannibalism!
Random person: Nice talking to you.[/quote]
WINNER! I can’t wait to use this one.
Glad I’m not the only one who gets the “I used to be as big as you” remark.
Sure, you did.
My Mum: You don’t want bigger legs
Me: Yes I do.
Mum: No you don’t.
Me: No I really do.
Mum: No you don’t.
Me: WTH, yes I do - you just don’t want me to have bigger legs!
Mum: I know.
I couldn’t understand why my legs concerned her so much until she explained it was because she had to go jean shopping with me, and it took me 100 different shops to find some that fitted right.
(I am far from having big legs, just a fairly small waist)
I recently had a guy I work with tell me that “dumbbells are making a comeback.”
Fat idiot friend of mine:How much bigger do you want to get?
Me:I dunno,a good bit,another 7 or 8 kilos anyway.
Fat idiot friend of mine:Really?Coz you’re at the stage now when you look grotesquely big,I mean,I look at you and I think that’s actually grotesque like.
This fella is clinically obese,hasn’t exercised in a year and has kankles the size of my head.
You sure that guys your friend? He sounds like a complete douchus.