[quote]jasmincar wrote:
how much do you deadlift? I am sure you are pleased that someone asked [/quote]
This isn’t a thread for PRs, that would be either the PR thread in t-cell, or BOI 1.0 in bodybuilding training.
Personal fave. i was in the athletes gym at the U last year, doing boards to break in my new shirt. One of my (at that time) teammates says something along the lines of “Well i could do that if i had a shirt doing the whole lift for me.” He was about the same chest measurement as me, so i tossed him my shirt and “all yours, lets see it.” Spare you the details… it didnt turn out so good…
I love how everyone assumes gear makes training a mere formality…
[quote]Eric 2.0 wrote:
Also, I was coming around the corner in a supermarket, and a group of teenage girls were standing there. One yelled “steroids!”, and they all laughed. (I’ve never used AAS)[/quote]
Dude, if that was me in that situation I would’ve screamed “HULK SMASH” and ran at them growling.
Gotta have some fun with those ones 
To add to the thread; I’ve had people tell me that I’m killing myself because I was ‘popping pills’, when I asked them if they cared what was in the pills, they responded with ‘Not really, it will kill you anyways’.
I had 3 pills with me; Chromium, Vitamin C, and some Enzymes.
At Uni I was lectured by a pencil thin economics post grad student that to get truly big I would have to train 4-5 hours a day… but that would be undesirable for if I were to get much bigger (I wasnâ??t that big 5,8 weighing 80kg) I would run the serious risk of having a heart attack in my mid 30â??s.
[quote]PetePazdro wrote:
At Uni I was lectured by a pencil thin economics post grad student that to get truly big I would have to train 4-5 hours a day… but that would be undesirable for if I were to get much bigger (I wasnâ??t that big 5,8 weighing 80kg) I would run the serious risk of having a heart attack in my mid 30â??s.[/quote]
I was told by the gym manager that at 5’8 my ideal weight is about 70-75 kg (which I was last May - 72 kg - while being quite lean, and damn, I was tiny). According to him my heart will start giving me problems above 80 kg (81 kg now). And I thought I was aming low with a lean 85-90kg… Guess I’ve only got at most a year left to live. Better start enjoying myself…
Where the fuck do you guys workout that you get this dumb remarks?
All I get is “good job” and “very inspirational” etc.
And yes, i do squats and deadlifts like everyone else.
[quote]legendaryblaze wrote:
Where the fuck do you guys workout that you get this dumb remarks?
All I get is “good job” and “very inspirational” etc.
And yes, i do squats and deadlifts like everyone else.[/quote]
ur an idiot
[quote]legendaryblaze wrote:
Where the fuck do you guys workout that you get this dumb remarks?
All I get is “good job” and “very inspirational” etc.
And yes, i do squats and deadlifts like everyone else.[/quote]
A lot of this stuff happens on the streets, by random people.
Retards are everywhere.
[quote]gregron wrote:
[quote]Totenkopf wrote:
“Jesus never lifted any weights.”
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hahahaha awesome!
.greg.[/quote]
Ya know,I sorta brush that comment off because even though im not religious I do have a faith. Now that I think of it,I think thats up there with the most ridiculous comments Ive heard in awhile. I mean why would he? Im sure if he wanted to get some Jewish ass or beat some Romans up and not get crucified then Im sure he would have.
[quote]silverhydra wrote:
[quote]Eric 2.0 wrote:
Also, I was coming around the corner in a supermarket, and a group of teenage girls were standing there. One yelled “steroids!”, and they all laughed. (I’ve never used AAS)[/quote]
Dude, if that was me in that situation I would’ve screamed “HULK SMASH” and ran at them growling.
Gotta have some fun with those ones
[/quote]
Lol, I’ll have to remember that for next time something stupid happens
You know what I dig about Hawaii? I mean besides the eye candy, the weather, the beautiful water and the urge to want to be outside all day?
For the most part I’m just a regular dude. Lots of big mofo’s over here. Goona be different to go back to cali and be the big dude in the room again.
When i was back in highschool, i had gone to some random kids party who was from the rival highschool across town; Only to lay some pipe on this girl that was from the rival higschool.
So just about all 30 ppl that i had no idea who they were, were all in the basement and i was in the kitchen with this girl. After about a half hour of us talkin and puttin down a few shots, these drunk ass phags come up to the kitchen being all loud and shit.
Somehow the attention came to me and they all started askin obnoxiously where i went to school and bullshit. They kept going on the subject and this real obnoxious, chubby d-bag says “You obviously work out, do you play football for the school?” I replied “Nope, just lift.” This fucker decides to act tough infront of all his buddies and say “Well over at our school, we bench buses.”
So i laugh, and tell this fucker “Maybe your school lifts, but i think the only thing your lifting is your chicken wing to your mouth.” Just because im a loud mouth and say the first shit that comes to my head. So after my girl shuts my ass up and these kids walk away. I tell my girl lets get out of her and get to the business.
Walking out of the house, theres about 8 of these kids outside smoking, and the one that i make the chicken wing comment to, was standing around the corner waiting for me. So as i walk around the corner, he throws a sucker punch and gets me right in the eye. So i grabbed him and threw him in the bushes and we wrestled and shit. Kneed him in the head but nothing really. I get up and decide this fatty isnt worth my precious face and walk to my car with my girl. Jump in my car and flip down my mirror just to check my shit make sure im good, and sure enough, that fucker gave me a black eye.
Never before in my life has anyone given me a black eye and i wasnt about to let this chubby bastard, but i wasnt going to walk back into 30 on 1.
So i called up about 4 of my friends who were all national wrestlers and a few of my friends who are just badasses. We came back to this house, broke the door off the hinges, and just whooped the shit out of about 20 kids between the 7 of us. No BS.
Moral of the story: Dont be a bitch and talk shit, then cheap shot someone who will obviously fuck you up
Note: Still got the D wet after getting jumped, then fucked those kids up, then one more time before i passed out
[quote]MangoFighter wrote:
my personal fav:
Former Football Players: “How much can you bench?”
Me (165lb former) wrestler: “295”
Former Football Player: “Dude, i would be that strong if i worked out.”
Me: “thats kinda all you have to do. thats like me saying i would know a shit-load about history if i was a history major. but im not. like ronnie coleman says ‘ain’t nuttin to it but to do it.’”[/quote]
Lol, my freshman year of high school, after others noting that he was a little chunkier than the rest of us:
Guy: “If I were taller I’d be skinny, though.”
Me: “Uh… facepalm”
[quote]bmbweber wrote:
When i was back in highschool, i had gone to some random kids party who was from the rival highschool across town; Only to lay some pipe on this girl that was from the rival higschool.
So just about all 30 ppl that i had no idea who they were, were all in the basement and i was in the kitchen with this girl. After about a half hour of us talkin and puttin down a few shots, these drunk ass phags come up to the kitchen being all loud and shit.
Somehow the attention came to me and they all started askin obnoxiously where i went to school and bullshit. They kept going on the subject and this real obnoxious, chubby d-bag says “You obviously work out, do you play football for the school?” I replied “Nope, just lift.” This fucker decides to act tough infront of all his buddies and say “Well over at our school, we bench buses.”
So i laugh, and tell this fucker “Maybe your school lifts, but i think the only thing your lifting is your chicken wing to your mouth.” Just because im a loud mouth and say the first shit that comes to my head. So after my girl shuts my ass up and these kids walk away. I tell my girl lets get out of her and get to the business.
Walking out of the house, theres about 8 of these kids outside smoking, and the one that i make the chicken wing comment to, was standing around the corner waiting for me. So as i walk around the corner, he throws a sucker punch and gets me right in the eye. So i grabbed him and threw him in the bushes and we wrestled and shit. Kneed him in the head but nothing really. I get up and decide this fatty isnt worth my precious face and walk to my car with my girl. Jump in my car and flip down my mirror just to check my shit make sure im good, and sure enough, that fucker gave me a black eye.
Never before in my life has anyone given me a black eye and i wasnt about to let this chubby bastard, but i wasnt going to walk back into 30 on 1.
So i called up about 4 of my friends who were all national wrestlers and a few of my friends who are just badasses. We came back to this house, broke the door off the hinges, and just whooped the shit out of about 20 kids between the 7 of us. No BS.
Moral of the story: Dont be a bitch and talk shit, then cheap shot someone who will obviously fuck you up
Note: Still got the D wet after getting jumped, then fucked those kids up, then one more time before i passed out
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What was i supposed to do? you hurt my feelings. Im sensitive about my weight and chicken wings are cheap. We all have a budget dude.
and BESIDES, It wasn’t me it was the CREATINE!!!
-chris
[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
“Oh, you lift weights? I’ll make sure to stay on your good side!”
Yeah, lifting weights gives me such roid rage. It’s amazing how a barbell will magically overcome the limitations imposed on me by my gender and pharmacy selection…[/quote]
It’s funny because I get this too. Particularly funny when I was lifting at a whopping 56kg (123lbs). Yeah, you better watch out. I’ll lift something heavier than you and make you feel all emasculated and sad or something.
[quote]bmbweber wrote:
When i was back in highschool, i had gone to some random kids party who was from the rival highschool across town; Only to lay some pipe on this girl that was from the rival higschool.
So just about all 30 ppl that i had no idea who they were, were all in the basement and i was in the kitchen with this girl. After about a half hour of us talkin and puttin down a few shots, these drunk ass phags come up to the kitchen being all loud and shit.
Somehow the attention came to me and they all started askin obnoxiously where i went to school and bullshit. They kept going on the subject and this real obnoxious, chubby d-bag says “You obviously work out, do you play football for the school?” I replied “Nope, just lift.” This fucker decides to act tough infront of all his buddies and say “Well over at our school, we bench buses.”
So i laugh, and tell this fucker “Maybe your school lifts, but i think the only thing your lifting is your chicken wing to your mouth.” Just because im a loud mouth and say the first shit that comes to my head. So after my girl shuts my ass up and these kids walk away. I tell my girl lets get out of her and get to the business.
Walking out of the house, theres about 8 of these kids outside smoking, and the one that i make the chicken wing comment to, was standing around the corner waiting for me. So as i walk around the corner, he throws a sucker punch and gets me right in the eye. So i grabbed him and threw him in the bushes and we wrestled and shit. Kneed him in the head but nothing really. I get up and decide this fatty isnt worth my precious face and walk to my car with my girl. Jump in my car and flip down my mirror just to check my shit make sure im good, and sure enough, that fucker gave me a black eye.
Never before in my life has anyone given me a black eye and i wasnt about to let this chubby bastard, but i wasnt going to walk back into 30 on 1.
So i called up about 4 of my friends who were all national wrestlers and a few of my friends who are just badasses. We came back to this house, broke the door off the hinges, and just whooped the shit out of about 20 kids between the 7 of us. No BS.
Moral of the story: Dont be a bitch and talk shit, then cheap shot someone who will obviously fuck you up
Note: Still got the D wet after getting jumped, then fucked those kids up, then one more time before i passed out
[/quote]
LOL
[quote]bmbweber wrote:
When i was back in highschool, i had gone to some random kids party who was from the rival highschool across town; Only to lay some pipe on this girl that was from the rival higschool.
So just about all 30 ppl that i had no idea who they were, were all in the basement and i was in the kitchen with this girl. After about a half hour of us talkin and puttin down a few shots, these drunk ass phags come up to the kitchen being all loud and shit.
Somehow the attention came to me and they all started askin obnoxiously where i went to school and bullshit. They kept going on the subject and this real obnoxious, chubby d-bag says “You obviously work out, do you play football for the school?” I replied “Nope, just lift.” This fucker decides to act tough infront of all his buddies and say “Well over at our school, we bench buses.”
So i laugh, and tell this fucker “Maybe your school lifts, but i think the only thing your lifting is your chicken wing to your mouth.” Just because im a loud mouth and say the first shit that comes to my head. So after my girl shuts my ass up and these kids walk away. I tell my girl lets get out of her and get to the business.
Walking out of the house, theres about 8 of these kids outside smoking, and the one that i make the chicken wing comment to, was standing around the corner waiting for me. So as i walk around the corner, he throws a sucker punch and gets me right in the eye. So i grabbed him and threw him in the bushes and we wrestled and shit. Kneed him in the head but nothing really. I get up and decide this fatty isnt worth my precious face and walk to my car with my girl. Jump in my car and flip down my mirror just to check my shit make sure im good, and sure enough, that fucker gave me a black eye.
Never before in my life has anyone given me a black eye and i wasnt about to let this chubby bastard, but i wasnt going to walk back into 30 on 1.
So i called up about 4 of my friends who were all national wrestlers and a few of my friends who are just badasses. We came back to this house, broke the door off the hinges, and just whooped the shit out of about 20 kids between the 7 of us. No BS.
Moral of the story: Dont be a bitch and talk shit, then cheap shot someone who will obviously fuck you up
Note: Still got the D wet after getting jumped, then fucked those kids up, then one more time before i passed out
[/quote]
Did you rip a stop sign out of the ground?
[quote]bmbweber wrote:
When i was back in highschool, i had gone to some random kids party who was from the rival highschool across town; Only to lay some pipe on this girl that was from the rival higschool.
So just about all 30 ppl that i had no idea who they were, were all in the basement and i was in the kitchen with this girl. After about a half hour of us talkin and puttin down a few shots, these drunk ass phags come up to the kitchen being all loud and shit.
Somehow the attention came to me and they all started askin obnoxiously where i went to school and bullshit. They kept going on the subject and this real obnoxious, chubby d-bag says “You obviously work out, do you play football for the school?” I replied “Nope, just lift.” This fucker decides to act tough infront of all his buddies and say “Well over at our school, we bench buses.”
So i laugh, and tell this fucker “Maybe your school lifts, but i think the only thing your lifting is your chicken wing to your mouth.” Just because im a loud mouth and say the first shit that comes to my head. So after my girl shuts my ass up and these kids walk away. I tell my girl lets get out of her and get to the business.
Walking out of the house, theres about 8 of these kids outside smoking, and the one that i make the chicken wing comment to, was standing around the corner waiting for me. So as i walk around the corner, he throws a sucker punch and gets me right in the eye. So i grabbed him and threw him in the bushes and we wrestled and shit. Kneed him in the head but nothing really. I get up and decide this fatty isnt worth my precious face and walk to my car with my girl. Jump in my car and flip down my mirror just to check my shit make sure im good, and sure enough, that fucker gave me a black eye.
Never before in my life has anyone given me a black eye and i wasnt about to let this chubby bastard, but i wasnt going to walk back into 30 on 1.
So i called up about 4 of my friends who were all national wrestlers and a few of my friends who are just badasses. We came back to this house, broke the door off the hinges, and just whooped the shit out of about 20 kids between the 7 of us. No BS.
Moral of the story: Dont be a bitch and talk shit, then cheap shot someone who will obviously fuck you up
Note: Still got the D wet after getting jumped, then fucked those kids up, then one more time before i passed out
[/quote]
TSB…most definitely
The grabbers annoy me a little bit. Like yeah, I don’t notice when a pat on the shoulder turns into a squeeze (or two). Could I do that to your boobs now?
My fave are the people who tell me I should only weigh about 175 and that’s my ideal body weight. I usually retort that given that I weighed 10lbs more than that lean (and looked about 20lbs more than that) before I touched a freaking weight, and only weigh about 10lbs more now, I must have bad genes to get stuck being this unfortunately and unhealthily muscular (because, you know, at around 200lbs I am soooo hyoooge that my bones are buckling under the massive weight and my heart struggles to oxygenate my brain).
I mostly work low rep ranges as my primary goal is strength (which is why I am only 10lbs more than when i started lifting) and get told on at least a weekly basis “you’re already big, you should really do higher reps so you don’t get any bigger” facepalm
[quote]BradTGIF wrote:
You know what I dig about Hawaii? I mean besides the eye candy, the weather, the beautiful water and the urge to want to be outside all day?
For the most part I’m just a regular dude. Lots of big mofo’s over here. Goona be different to go back to cali and be the big dude in the room again. [/quote]
Problem is that the native women are as big as the men.