I hate when chicks tell me I have a huge dick
always with the fuckin creatine comments. where do these idiots get their info?
teammate #1: (sarcastically) Dude, you’re so strong. maybe if I take creatine I can get that strong.
me: you weigh like 110, and you probably cant bench your body weight.
teammate #1: I weigh 130… and I bench 125.
teammate #2 (smaller than teammate #1): [complaining and talking shit]
me: shut up
teammate #2: (sarcasm again) you’re so big and intimidating, you must take lots of creatine
[he tore his ACL later in practice, made my day]
[quote]polo77j wrote:
[quote]WhiteFlash wrote:
“Do you take creatine? That shit made me rage!!!”. [/quote]
a: I"m not doubting you, but I’ve never heard that one but I’ve heard it on this site quoted as heard; 2: where do they get this myth from?[/quote]
I’ve relayed that story a couple of times here. I was at a bar a couple years ago and ran into this kid I hadn’t seen in a few years. I was at least 40lbs heavier then the last he’d seen me and he asked how I ate, lifted, sups, etc… When I told him I took creatine he told me he had to stop taking it 'cause it was making him rage. I started to explain to him the idiocy of his comment but caught myself, sipped my beer and went back to whatever I was doing before he douched all over himself. I can’t tell you why people come up with shit like that. Maybe he heard it, or thought it would make him sound like he was hardcore, or something. Who knows?
[quote]hungry4more wrote:
Upon seeing me DLing
CFer: “When the bar bends like that, it’s time to give up”
Me: “Wtf”?
“Can you wipe your ass?”
“Why don’t you just, you know, tone down?”
Wtf if I was leaner I’d be practically competition bf%[/quote]
how much do you deadlift? I am sure you are pleased that someone asked
[quote]Tatsu wrote:
“You look strong, do you want to help me move?” Ooh yes, I like lifting heavy things all day long.[/quote]
Well, I like lifting heavy stuff. My heavy stuff ie not your fucking shit you are too lazy to move.
“I can still kick your ass.”
“your steroids will kill you”
“all that will turn into fat when you stop lifting”
(About me to someone else) “Don’t take what he is taking”
“you must take No-xplode”
“sup roids”
“I used to be able to lift that”
“you’re going to get muscle bound”
“your protein will destroy your kidneys”
“you must have no life”
“you must be gay”
“Damn dude, is that your little brother’s shirt??”
“Nah, found it in your sister’s closet, couldn’t tell you where She got it…”
I was at a Bible study a few years ago and we were talking about lifting. A friend (who was 18 or 19 IIRC) mentions how he used to lift, but he didn’t like being muscle bound. I love the guy to death, but every once in a while something silly pops out of his mouth =P
upon seeing me in a tank top, girl who sat behind me last year in calculus - “so do you take creatine?”
me - “yep.”
random eavesdropper - “whats creatine?”
girl who sat behind me - “its like steroids.”
me - “actually, creatine is nothing like steroids.”
teacher had to start class right then rather then let me educate some retards on how creatine works. figures.
“Dude, you’re a tank.”
I dunno but just reading some responses on here I get the impression that some of you have a distasteful attitude towards these comments you get. I mean I’d understand if you get it all the time to the point it gets annoying but even that case I can’t see how it its anything but envy or compliments that would make you feel good.
Lets face it, even though we workout for more reasons than just to stand out in public and get looks the external admiration doesn’t hurt at all.
I get shit from old fat guys at the gym about “making up” exercises. It doesn’t happen very often because usually these guys will show up a couple days a week for about a month and then disappear forever.
You guys might not know this but I have personally invented front squats, deadlifts and the military press. I was able to just shake my head and ignore the first two but the military press one got me and I just yelled at the guy “What are you, fucking retarded?” I didn’t really mean to yell but I was wearing headphones… and I never had to look at his fat, ugly face again so I consider it a win.
[quote]Standard Donkey wrote:
“I can still kick your ass.”
“your steroids will kill you”
“all that will turn into fat when you stop lifting”
(About me to someone else) “Don’t take what he is taking”
“you must take No-xplode”
“sup roids”
“I used to be able to lift that”
“you’re going to get muscle bound”
“your protein will destroy your kidneys”
“you must have no life”
“you must be gay”
[/quote]
Dont you just hate that? Here you are,lifting weights and better yourself when another male that feels threaten tries to exert a false sense of machismo towards you. “I can kick your ass” or “You must be gay” just shows how weak the person is mentally and that he feels that he should stand up and provoke an attack out of Jealousy and Self Loathing. Kudos to us if we make them feel this way. We won the battle by just being us. If someone told me they can still kick my ass,id take it a step further and ask them to prove it.
A guy in my Audio class told me I looked “Fierce” today. It made my day.
Ive had a lot of stuff asked me over the years, but much of it has already been mentioned. I got one the other day that was kind of funny though from a fellow firefighter.
Firefighter: “Say, what do you bench now?”
Me: “I did weight X in December, but thats the last time I maxed out”
Firefighter: “I ran a 4.54 40 in high school…”
Me: “Cool…”
One uppers, gotta love their effort.
[quote]aznt0rk wrote:
[quote]vontraps wrote:
“Ok, now I dont want to get tooo big, I just want to lose some fat and gain some lean muscle.” As if they’re worried about accidentally getting huge. If only it were that easy. [/quote]
I get this all the time by coworkers and randoms from the gym. Its really annoying. I want to get huge accidentally over night.[/quote]
By taking a pill.
[quote]brauny96 wrote:
Its even worse when your in high school, becuase not only are kids much smaller than you, but they also are more immature and cocky.
“Braun how’s the roids treatin you”
me: I dunno how bein skinny treatin you
“Shit Braun you got your fuckin protein with you!?”
[/quote]
Yeah man, being in Highschool and working is pretty damn annoying, because some of us walk into cocky dumbasses on the streets or in the gym who ask stupid questions once in a while, but in highschool that describes everyone and you get a dumb question every 5 seconds. Usually mine are
" Juice head" ( From a fat girl, I just call her fat :), Two can play that game)
" What type of protein is that ( was drinking juice ) "
" I don’t ever want to be as big as you, you’re too big, can you make me a routine and diet plan??" Hahaha, the answer I gave that fucker.
“You’re obviously on roids, Joe ( made up name ) has been working out just as long as you and is not even close to your size” ( from fat chick )
" How did you hurt yourself? Drop a weight on your leg?" ( or any body part that is hurt )
" where’s your protein shake" ( As if I drink one every 5 fucking seconds.)
mm, might be more, but that’s the jist.
Someone asking me “What the hell are you eating?” during my breakfast despite the fact it’s been more or less the same the for a year and a half.
“Your kidneys are going to die.” In regards to the supplements I take.
I’ve been called a big guy when in reality everyone I work with is just small.
[quote]MarvelGirl wrote:
I get shit from old fat guys at the gym about “making up” exercises. It doesn’t happen very often because usually these guys will show up a couple days a week for about a month and then disappear forever.
You guys might not know this but I have personally invented front squats, deadlifts and the military press. I was able to just shake my head and ignore the first two but the military press one got me and I just yelled at the guy “What are you, fucking retarded?” I didn’t really mean to yell but I was wearing headphones… and I never had to look at his fat, ugly face again so I consider it a win.[/quote]
Must be the protein rage.
Girl: “There’s a reason why there aren’t that many bodybuilders that are above the age of 90.”
Me: “Yeah, you do realize only about 90% of the population actually live to be 90 and older, right?”
GIrl: “Well, it’s not healthy! You’re going to die early.”
Me: “Well, at least I’ll be buried in a big fucking box.”
A gal I know from way back who hasn’t seen me in a while: “You’re wasting that sexy brain of yours.”
Fatty: “Would you fuck a brain?”
Gal: “You got a point! giggles”
See how easy it can be to sway people from anti-BB to pro-BB?
Over the years I’ve heard so many dumbass comments. The best is “it will all turn to fat when you get old.”
Some of the top comments
“I don’t like guys with big muscles” Said by some random club girl when I worked the door(2 hrs later she was in my car giving me a blowjob
Why do they call you big kev? Dumbass I’m over 200lbs I’m semi tall why the hell wouldn’t they call me big Kev?
I’ve had people just randomly come up to me and grab my arms, I hate that what if I just went over to a girl and pulled up her dress?
I get surprised looks when I take off my jacket(I had a person take a step back in shock and awe kind of funny)
All in all though it’s funny I don’t consider myself very muscular, in fact I’m jus coming back from a major injury I fell down a flight of stairs and I herniated 2 discs in my lower back and caused some damage to m knee and all the fun that comes with rehab.
All in all I think that if you have any type of build people are in awe now a days the times of the gym rat has gone, and before I go off on another tangent let us get back to teh swolleniness of our bretheren
[quote]BARDUKE wrote:
“I dont drink those protein shakes because i dont want to test positive for steriods”[/quote]
Similar, but I think this ones even worse - “Protein? Isn’t that a type of Steroid?” Unbelieveable that someone could be that uninformed. Even for someone that has never been interested in training, how could they not know what protein is?
Also, I was coming around the corner in a supermarket, and a group of teenage girls were standing there. One yelled “steroids!”, and they all laughed. (I’ve never used AAS)