All time classic, from my mother, “You’re going to dislodge your uterus.”
PMPM wins.
[quote]Totenkopf wrote:
“Jesus never lifted any weights.”
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hahahaha awesome!
.greg.
“I wanna do, like hot yoga or something. That way I build lean muscle. That weight lifting is for the bulk… Situation style” (referring to the situation from Jersey shore)
.greg.
The Situation had that hot ass model on his shoulders…what’s her name? Bar Rafaelia or something…lucky bastard.
[quote]Totenkopf wrote:
[quote]lawsonsamuels wrote:
[quote]Totenkopf wrote:
Its like telling someone “Hey,You have a degree from U of H! You must have cheated your way through” See how insulting that is?[/quote]
If you’ve got a degree from U of H I’d just assume A&M said no, as did San Jac Jr. College and Lamar.
Texas A&M Class of '95, yeah, I’m hating. [/quote]
Low blow,brah. Im sorry our mommies and daddies didnt pay for our tuition.[/quote]
see the all the protien and roids are making you cynical and almost violent. You’d do better with Flirty Girl Fittness and some soy shakes.
yeah, my folks helped me through, along with me working pretty much all 4 hours and every summer.
I’ve heard some dumb comments but, a hilarious dialogue from the tv show The Office
Michael: Why don’t we… pump some iron? Anyone wanna… pump up?
Jim: What is that, like… five pounds?
Michael: It’s uh… two and a half. I’m not going for bulk, I’m going for tone.
Upon leaving the gym someone following behind me and my buddy.
“Hey man… do you have any… protein?”
His tone implied there was something illicit or wrong with protein, so answered:
“No… You got some COKE?!”
Another one.
“You don’t want to get any more muscle, then you’ll be muscle-bound, thats not healthy.”
WHAT does muscle-bound mean?!
FYI I’m 185, 6 feet. Cower before me puny mortals.
[quote]BradTGIF wrote:
A friend told me to get a headlamp for doing cardio in the morning when it’s still dark (since I tripped and fell last week doing sprints), then retracted, saying something like:
“Na, people would think a train had come off the track…”
I laughed.
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Hey that wasn’t a retraction Brad, I’m just sayin’…
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Last summer a woman roared at me, she said “do you lift weights, you look all rraaaaarrrwww”
I laughed, but I’m still not sure what she meant, although she did look scared.
“My Uncle/Dad/Brother/Cousin/Friend/Boyfriend is/used to be as big as you” my response “that’s great”
“Dude you’re huge…” narrows his eyes, lowers his voice “are you on anything? HGH, test, prohormones? Seriously?” my response “nah, just eat a lot”
“You’re RIPPED” my response “haha, nah not really” (being as I’m 6’2" 260 40 inch waist)
“How can I get to be as big as you?” my response “I usually will talk with someone for a good amount of time, if they are trying to learn”
my personal fav:
Former Football Players: “How much can you bench?”
Me (165lb former) wrestler: “295”
Former Football Player: “Dude, i would be that strong if i worked out.”
Me: “thats kinda all you have to do. thats like me saying i would know a shit-load about history if i was a history major. but im not. like ronnie coleman says ‘ain’t nuttin to it but to do it.’”
[quote]AlisaV wrote:
Not “swole” by any means, but the single weirdest comment ever:
While talking about the movie Apocalypse Now:
Friend: “I would think you’d identify with the crazy guy in the helicopter [Col. Kilgore.]”
Me: “Huh?”
Friend: “Well, you’re manly, right? All that weightlifting?”
I lift weights. I do not spray napalm to the strains of Ride of the Valkyries. Itty bitty difference there.[/quote]
Hahahaha! what the hell?
“its not fair how you can just grow veins by working out”
wtf?
Upon seeing me DLing
CFer: “When the bar bends like that, it’s time to give up”
Me: “Wtf”?
“Can you wipe your ass?”
“Why don’t you just, you know, tone down?”
Wtf if I was leaner I’d be practically competition bf%
This is not a comment made towards me but I currently work at a supplement store and it is amazing how many people come in and say “Ok, now I dont want to get tooo big, I just want to lose some fat and gain some lean muscle.” As if they’re worried about accidentally getting huge. If only it were that easy.
“i don’t want to drink protein shakes cause it will make me fat.”
“you are buff” (im 5’9 ~25% bodyfat 235lbs. fat…not buff at all)
buff comments usually come from lean guys 150-170lbs ~15% bodyfat…that shit just pisses me off.
[quote]vontraps wrote:
“Ok, now I dont want to get tooo big, I just want to lose some fat and gain some lean muscle.” As if they’re worried about accidentally getting huge. If only it were that easy. [/quote]
I get this all the time by coworkers and randoms from the gym. Its really annoying. I want to get huge accidentally over night.
“Dude, look at his arms? They’re my Effin’ Thighs!!!”
My gym only has 4 true T-men… the rest are mostly squat rack curlers, even though the facility is amazing
[quote]BodyByGame20 wrote:
[quote]Kerley wrote:
some one said this to me one day…“You shouldn’t drink that protein shake, they are bad for your brain”
WUT??[/quote]
…The irony here kills me.
I’m not all that big, just kinda broad shoulder and the other day a coworker came up and started poking and prodding my arms.
I laughed a little and asked what he was doing and he said…
“Looking for the injection marks…”
Oh, him and the boys had a laugh riot about that.
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I would just say, "Well, your mom (girlfriend, wife, sister) thought I had some on my ass, but then she realized that she just squeezed pretty hard last night.