Maybe being big and muscular is something that’s generally approved of and you enjoy, whereas being overweight is something that people feel bad about.
[quote]DixiesFinest wrote:
[quote]bking wrote:
You’re full of shit.[/quote]
Exactly. [/quote]
Lol I was wondering if you would get it. But seriously a 3 pound dump? I hope you know foster babies are not on the food pyramid.
[quote]bking wrote:
[quote]DixiesFinest wrote:
[quote]bking wrote:
You’re full of shit.[/quote]
Exactly. [/quote]
Lol I was wondering if you would get it. But seriously a 3 pound dump? I hope you know foster babies are not on the food pyramid.
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I was very intentional to place buffet and restroom trip in the same sentence
Dude I was joking
[quote]bking wrote:
Dude I was joking[/quote]
haha dude I know, so was I
[quote]DixiesFinest wrote:
[quote]bking wrote:
Dude I was joking[/quote]
haha dude I know, so was I[/quote]
Haha ah shit dude…
To add to this thread I don’t really find the steroid, hulk, or any of those other comments irritating. The thing I find irritating is when people think they can just walk up to me and touch me without my permission. You can’t just go around touching people!!!
[quote]bking wrote:
[quote]DixiesFinest wrote:
[quote]bking wrote:
Dude I was joking[/quote]
haha dude I know, so was I[/quote]
Haha ah shit dude…
To add to this thread I don’t really find the steroid, hulk, or any of those other comments irritating. The thing I find irritating is when people think they can just walk up to me and touch me without my permission. You can’t just go around touching people!!!
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dude, none of you dudes were joking dude! neither am I dude 
^Hahahahahah nice dude.
“You look like you play for the Texans! What time does the game start?”
“Oh shit, I’m late for practice!”
[quote]gregron wrote:
[quote]bking wrote:
[quote]DixiesFinest wrote:
[quote]bking wrote:
Dude I was joking[/quote]
haha dude I know, so was I[/quote]
Haha ah shit dude…
To add to this thread I don’t really find the steroid, hulk, or any of those other comments irritating. The thing I find irritating is when people think they can just walk up to me and touch me without my permission. You can’t just go around touching people!!!
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dude, none of you dudes were joking dude! neither am I dude :)[/quote]
we were actually having a really deep discussion dude*
*GTFO GREG!
Older out of shape brother " Dude, you’re on ephedrine"
me " I’m not having this discussion with you"
" You might as well be on steroids if you’re on that shit!"
I leave the room.
[quote]Professor X wrote:
“You look like you play for the Texans! What time does the game start?”
“Oh shit, I’m late for practice!”[/quote]
Dude!!!
[quote]Professor X wrote:
“You look like you play for the Texans! What time does the game start?”
“Oh shit, I’m late for practice!”[/quote]
thats awesome
[quote]Nate112 wrote:
Older out of shape brother " Dude, you’re on ephedrine"
me " I’m not having this discussion with you"
" You might as well be on steroids if you’re on that shit!"
I leave the room.[/quote]
lol thats pretty funny… but youre not seriously on that, are you!!! that shits worse than teh creatinez
[quote]critietaeta wrote:
[quote]Nate112 wrote:
Older out of shape brother " Dude, you’re on ephedrine"
me " I’m not having this discussion with you"
" You might as well be on steroids if you’re on that shit!"
I leave the room.[/quote]
lol thats pretty funny… but youre not seriously on that, are you!!! that shits worse than teh creatinez[/quote]
Ephedrine is the secret behind the faux hawk
[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
“Oh, you lift weights? I’ll make sure to stay on your good side!”
Yeah, lifting weights gives me such roid rage. It’s amazing how a barbell will magically overcome the limitations imposed on me by my gender and pharmacy selection…[/quote]
Oh, its not about your having roid rage, its a combonation of a womans natural irrational behavior and the physical strength one would gain from lifting weights. but you sure are pretty(that’ll keep me on her good side, right guys?)
I get alot of this crap seeing as I was 245lbs last year my senior year in highschool…i get asked if i play football all the time (gets annoying because i dont and never have played football…i work at a restaurant and I’ve actually had customers come up and feel my arms
[quote]A Ninny Mouse wrote:
[quote]Brother Chris wrote:
Being natural and second rate, is like a Prius saying to a Camaro, “I only go 100, but I am an electric.” Who gives a shit. I’d rather be a SHW with needles sticking out of my ass and thighs, just to be the best. [/quote]
Lol highlighted for funny.
But seriously, people are this uninformed? “Creatinez is teh roidz!!!” I’d like to believe my fellow man isn’t quite that stupid…[/quote]
They are.
3 douchebags in the squat rack next to me doing incline bench (not even going down that road right now).
1 of them is clearly the Alpha giving advice.
“don’t ever take creatine man. i took that shit…and wow! i didn’t think i was raging that hard, until my mom made me (muttered something unclear, I was racking 45’s) and I snapped!! thats when i was like damn, this shit is serious. i immediately dumped all my creatine in the toilet. never again.”
[quote]vontraps wrote:
This is not a comment made towards me but I currently work at a supplement store and it is amazing how many people come in and say “Ok, now I dont want to get tooo big, I just want to lose some fat and gain some lean muscle.” As if they’re worried about accidentally getting huge. If only it were that easy. [/quote]
Holy shit this every goddamn day
[quote]i work out wrote:
[quote]A Ninny Mouse wrote:
[quote]Brother Chris wrote:
Being natural and second rate, is like a Prius saying to a Camaro, “I only go 100, but I am an electric.” Who gives a shit. I’d rather be a SHW with needles sticking out of my ass and thighs, just to be the best. [/quote]
Lol highlighted for funny.
But seriously, people are this uninformed? “Creatinez is teh roidz!!!” I’d like to believe my fellow man isn’t quite that stupid…[/quote]
They are.
3 douchebags in the squat rack next to me doing incline bench (not even going down that road right now).
1 of them is clearly the Alpha giving advice.
“don’t ever take creatine man. i took that shit…and wow! i didn’t think i was raging that hard, until my mom made me (muttered something unclear, I was racking 45’s) and I snapped!! thats when i was like damn, this shit is serious. i immediately dumped all my creatine in the toilet. never again.”[/quote]
Yesterday this kid was next to me when i was doing side laterals,he was jumping up and down and bobbing his head saying YEAH YEAH…then proceeded to lift up his shirt and flex his abs ( this kid prolly weighed 150lbs soaking wet ) then took 90 lb dumbells and walked over to the decline bench had his friend lift them up for him and help him lower them down…he then dropped them on his face LITERALLY…I was dying with laughter inside and yet he tried the 90’s three more times with the same result