Dude: Damn you must fart alot
Me: yeah so???
Dude: doesnt it stink ???
me: Yeah probably, why dont u smell this one? rips a huge fart
Dude: Holy shit get away from me
me: no u
so fucking annoying i hate when people act like that…
[quote]XanderBuilt wrote:
[quote]Brother Chris wrote:
[quote]Loudog75 wrote:
I know this has happened to you before. Someone makes a comment like: Your arms are as big as my head or are you on steroids. We get this all the time. But ask yourself, would it be ok to say the same dumb crap to someone that is obese like: Dude, you are big as a …
No, you can’t. Its considered impolite, so why is it ok for perfect strangers to get by saying the same things to you.
Point of the post - What’s the dumbest muscle head comment someone’s said to you?[/quote]
This was in my freshman Nutrition class.
Americanized Chinese Dude - “Get rid of the excess.” Grabs my arm.
Me - “Get rid of the excess.” Points to his gut covered in Doritos crumbs. [/quote]
Haha nice comeback. Off topic : Chris, are you going to major in Nutrition?
[/quote]
No, I was tired of all the fat people, ironic, so I decided to become an Economics Major. Surprising how many fat people there are in the nutrition program. Plus, all I heard all day was that much protein is not good for you. And, vegan is the healthiest choice you can make.
[quote]Professor X wrote:
[quote]SquatDeepHomie wrote:
Had to join the forum to comment on this one
Ive lifted at Gold’s Gym twice. The first time I did deadlifts, and was told to quit dropping the bar or I would break it (I shit you not). The second time I was doing a squat day in the lone squat rack. I had a 5x5 at 405 for my work sets. Following my lift, I was in the lockerroom, just finished changing and was guzzling some protein getting ready to leave when a 105 pound needledick walks up to me and the conversation goes this way.
Slapdick - “Dude what do you squat?”
Me - “525”
Slapdick - “I only squat 200 but I’m all natural”
Me - “So am I”
Slapdick - “No you’re not (pointing at my protein)”
Me - I shook my head and started walking away
Slapdick - “well do you take creatine?”
Me - continued shaking my head, and left the building
[/quote]
I am noticing this more and more lately…and it is coming from guys who should be old enough to know better. I keep hearing, “I don’t even take any protein so I’m ALL natural”…as if protein is now seen as “cheating” somehow.
I do like how he has to mention the weight he uses with a disclaimer about how “natural” he is…as if that means he doesn’t suck at it. If you have to add “but I’m natural” to the end of a statement about your progress so it doesn’t seem so bad, I think it is time to accept you just need to find a new hobby.[/quote]
Being natural and second rate, is like a Prius saying to a Camaro, “I only go 100, but I am an electric.” Who gives a shit. I’d rather be a SHW with needles sticking out of my ass and thighs, just to be the best.
[quote]Brother Chris wrote:
[quote]XanderBuilt wrote:
[quote]Brother Chris wrote:
[quote]Loudog75 wrote:
I know this has happened to you before. Someone makes a comment like: Your arms are as big as my head or are you on steroids. We get this all the time. But ask yourself, would it be ok to say the same dumb crap to someone that is obese like: Dude, you are big as a …
No, you can’t. Its considered impolite, so why is it ok for perfect strangers to get by saying the same things to you.
Point of the post - What’s the dumbest muscle head comment someone’s said to you?[/quote]
This was in my freshman Nutrition class.
Americanized Chinese Dude - “Get rid of the excess.” Grabs my arm.
Me - “Get rid of the excess.” Points to his gut covered in Doritos crumbs. [/quote]
Haha nice comeback. Off topic : Chris, are you going to major in Nutrition?
[/quote]
No, I was tired of all the fat people, ironic, so I decided to become an Economics Major. Surprising how many fat people there are in the nutrition program. Plus, all I heard all day was that much protein is not good for you. And, vegan is the healthiest choice you can make.
[/quote]
That does sound ironic though. It’s very hard to take nutritional advice from a fat person. We (my wife and I) went for a seminar talking about nutrition, health supplements, and some algae product (meant for cell regeneration), the talk was led by a Nutritionist from Malaysia. My wife and I turned to each other and said at the same time “but why is she so fat?”.
[quote]XanderBuilt wrote:
[quote]Brother Chris wrote:
[quote]XanderBuilt wrote:
[quote]Brother Chris wrote:
[quote]Loudog75 wrote:
I know this has happened to you before. Someone makes a comment like: Your arms are as big as my head or are you on steroids. We get this all the time. But ask yourself, would it be ok to say the same dumb crap to someone that is obese like: Dude, you are big as a …
No, you can’t. Its considered impolite, so why is it ok for perfect strangers to get by saying the same things to you.
Point of the post - What’s the dumbest muscle head comment someone’s said to you?[/quote]
This was in my freshman Nutrition class.
Americanized Chinese Dude - “Get rid of the excess.” Grabs my arm.
Me - “Get rid of the excess.” Points to his gut covered in Doritos crumbs. [/quote]
Haha nice comeback. Off topic : Chris, are you going to major in Nutrition?
[/quote]
No, I was tired of all the fat people, ironic, so I decided to become an Economics Major. Surprising how many fat people there are in the nutrition program. Plus, all I heard all day was that much protein is not good for you. And, vegan is the healthiest choice you can make.
[/quote]
That does sound ironic though. It’s very hard to take nutritional advice from a fat person. We (my wife and I) went for a seminar talking about nutrition, health supplements, and some algae product (meant for cell regeneration), the talk was led by a Nutritionist from Malaysia. My wife and I turned to each other and said at the same time “but why is she so fat?”.[/quote]
I live in Flagstaff, only second to Boulder for hippie density.
[quote]Brother Chris wrote:
[quote]XanderBuilt wrote:
[quote]Brother Chris wrote:
[quote]XanderBuilt wrote:
[quote]Brother Chris wrote:
[quote]Loudog75 wrote:
I know this has happened to you before. Someone makes a comment like: Your arms are as big as my head or are you on steroids. We get this all the time. But ask yourself, would it be ok to say the same dumb crap to someone that is obese like: Dude, you are big as a …
No, you can’t. Its considered impolite, so why is it ok for perfect strangers to get by saying the same things to you.
Point of the post - What’s the dumbest muscle head comment someone’s said to you?[/quote]
This was in my freshman Nutrition class.
Americanized Chinese Dude - “Get rid of the excess.” Grabs my arm.
Me - “Get rid of the excess.” Points to his gut covered in Doritos crumbs. [/quote]
Haha nice comeback. Off topic : Chris, are you going to major in Nutrition?
[/quote]
No, I was tired of all the fat people, ironic, so I decided to become an Economics Major. Surprising how many fat people there are in the nutrition program. Plus, all I heard all day was that much protein is not good for you. And, vegan is the healthiest choice you can make.
[/quote]
That does sound ironic though. It’s very hard to take nutritional advice from a fat person. We (my wife and I) went for a seminar talking about nutrition, health supplements, and some algae product (meant for cell regeneration), the talk was led by a Nutritionist from Malaysia. My wife and I turned to each other and said at the same time “but why is she so fat?”.[/quote]
I live in Flagstaff, only second to Boulder for hippie density.[/quote]
I shudder when I think about Vegans. I’ve only been to Scottsdale and the Canyon for a holiday but that was in 2001, has no effect on this topic, just an anecdote haha 
[quote]Brother Chris wrote:
Being natural and second rate, is like a Prius saying to a Camaro, “I only go 100, but I am an electric.” Who gives a shit. I’d rather be a SHW with needles sticking out of my ass and thighs, just to be the best. [/quote]
Lol highlighted for funny.
But seriously, people are this uninformed? “Creatinez is teh roidz!!!” I’d like to believe my fellow man isn’t quite that stupid…
Do you guys think eating 800-900 grams of protein a day is healthy?
Just yesterday I was watching World’s Strongest Man live at Sun City, South Africa. A girl touched me on the arm and looks down at the squat apparatus and tells me I should “go try my luck”.
She walked off before I was done laughing.
Yesterday in the bathroom at the gym, some random (skinny) guy I’ve never talked to before looks at me…
Him: “Dude I’m catching up to you”
Me: Smile, don’t say anything
Him: “Just kidding, but I’ve been gaining a lot of weight lately”
Me: “That’s good, how much?”
Him: “Well I was only 145 lbs, but now I’m up to 148-149”
Me: “Oh cool…well keep on eating”
He wasn’t an asshole, but it cracks me up how people think just because they casually lift weights means I wanna be their best buddy or something.
[quote]hungry4more wrote:
Yesterday in the bathroom at the gym, some random (skinny) guy I’ve never talked to before looks at me…
Him: “Dude I’m catching up to you”
Me: Smile, don’t say anything
Him: “Just kidding, but I’ve been gaining a lot of weight lately”
Me: “That’s good, how much?”
Him: “Well I was only 145 lbs, but now I’m up to 148-149”
Me: “Oh cool…well keep on eating”
He wasn’t an asshole, but it cracks me up how people think just because they casually lift weights means I wanna be their best buddy or something. [/quote]
you should have filled a pillow case full of bars of soap and beat the shit out of him with it
[quote]Horsethief wrote:
Just yesterday I was watching World’s Strongest Man live at Sun City, South Africa. A girl touched me on the arm and looks down at the squat apparatus and tells me I should “go try my luck”.
She walked off before I was done laughing.[/quote]
you lucky SOB… for getting to watch WSM.
I got “how do you lift so heavy alone?” last night… I just pointed to the safety pins on the rack and said because of those.
[quote]hurg53 wrote:
[quote]hungry4more wrote:
Yesterday in the bathroom at the gym, some random (skinny) guy I’ve never talked to before looks at me…
Him: “Dude I’m catching up to you”
Me: Smile, don’t say anything
Him: “Just kidding, but I’ve been gaining a lot of weight lately”
Me: “That’s good, how much?”
Him: “Well I was only 145 lbs, but now I’m up to 148-149”
Me: “Oh cool…well keep on eating”
He wasn’t an asshole, but it cracks me up how people think just because they casually lift weights means I wanna be their best buddy or something. [/quote]
you should have filled a pillow case full of bars of soap and beat the shit out of him with it
[/quote]
Hmm I guess I’ll have to make a point to bring pillowcases and soap bars with me to the gym now…though that was really more of a boot camp thing…
[quote]hungry4more wrote:
[quote]hurg53 wrote:
[quote]hungry4more wrote:
Yesterday in the bathroom at the gym, some random (skinny) guy I’ve never talked to before looks at me…
Him: “Dude I’m catching up to you”
Me: Smile, don’t say anything
Him: “Just kidding, but I’ve been gaining a lot of weight lately”
Me: “That’s good, how much?”
Him: “Well I was only 145 lbs, but now I’m up to 148-149”
Me: “Oh cool…well keep on eating”
He wasn’t an asshole, but it cracks me up how people think just because they casually lift weights means I wanna be their best buddy or something. [/quote]
you should have filled a pillow case full of bars of soap and beat the shit out of him with it
[/quote]
Hmm I guess I’ll have to make a point to bring pillowcases and soap bars with me to the gym now…though that was really more of a boot camp thing…[/quote]
Gaining 3lbs is gaining a lot of weight? I lose that and gain that much with each trip to the bathroom and buffet respectively
[quote]DixiesFinest wrote:
[quote]hungry4more wrote:
[quote]hurg53 wrote:
[quote]hungry4more wrote:
Yesterday in the bathroom at the gym, some random (skinny) guy I’ve never talked to before looks at me…
Him: “Dude I’m catching up to you”
Me: Smile, don’t say anything
Him: “Just kidding, but I’ve been gaining a lot of weight lately”
Me: “That’s good, how much?”
Him: “Well I was only 145 lbs, but now I’m up to 148-149”
Me: “Oh cool…well keep on eating”
He wasn’t an asshole, but it cracks me up how people think just because they casually lift weights means I wanna be their best buddy or something. [/quote]
you should have filled a pillow case full of bars of soap and beat the shit out of him with it
[/quote]
Hmm I guess I’ll have to make a point to bring pillowcases and soap bars with me to the gym now…though that was really more of a boot camp thing…[/quote]
Gaining 3lbs is gaining a lot of weight? I lose that and gain that much with each trip to the bathroom and buffet respectively [/quote]
That was 40% of why it was weird/funny.
funny stuff usually comes from my dad.
“Can’t you do something to make your legs longer?”
“Your upper body’s getting too big. You don’t want to overdo it.”
“Man, I need to lose weight.” (He weighs around what I do.)
[quote]DixiesFinest wrote:
Gaining 3lbs is gaining a lot of weight? I lose that and gain that much with each trip to the bathroom and buffet respectively [/quote]
3-4 pounds would be a lot of weight to gain if it was in a week or so! Ever think of that smarty pants!
arkansas sucks!!!
You’re full of shit.
[quote]bking wrote:
You’re full of shit.[/quote]
Exactly.
[quote]gregron wrote:
[quote]DixiesFinest wrote:
Gaining 3lbs is gaining a lot of weight? I lose that and gain that much with each trip to the bathroom and buffet respectively [/quote]
3-4 pounds would be a lot of weight to gain if it was in a week or so! Ever think of that smarty pants!
arkansas sucks!!! :)[/quote]
I’m sorry it had to come to this…again