Drug Test Question

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[quote]goochadamg wrote:

[quote]AssZilla wrote:
Well check this out, I took a drug test Monday because part of this probation program I get drug tested once a week and I have to take another one this following Monday so I’ll prolly be clean by then.

If I go to the DUI class and they told me I failed the drug test maybe I can be like “yo you guys fucked up my drug test, I’m clean I was clean the Monday before and the Monday after how the hell would it show up dirty now?” So that’s what I’m hoping I can pull off if it comes down to it.[/quote]

You KNOW you get drug tested every week, and you still fucking smoked? I hope they take your license forever, because seriously, it’s obvious you’re too fucking irresponsible and stupid to be in control of a 2 ton machine.[/quote]

I didn’t know I was gonna be drug tested. I had a week window til my next one but we got some new instructor for DUI classes and instead of taking the urine sample at the last class, he took it at the second to last for me.

I’ve smoked a week prior to taking a drug test and passed with flying colors. I could also careless if I failed a probation drug test for weed because no PO will violate you for having a little bit of weed in your system.

Anyways my buddy got this new jeep and we were off roadin’ so I figured a few hits off a blunt wouldn’t kill me. It’s not like I was searching around some corner in some dark alley to get my “fix”. Either you guys think weed = crack.

Sure it was a stupid decision but I got the money to do that class over again, which is the worse that could happen. Just sucks that it’ll be another 2 months, but fuck it gotta make a few mistakes here and there lol.

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Welcome to the Adult world where if you wanna get high you better become a drunk or find a doctor to prescribe you a patentable synthetic(profitable) version of an illegal drug. The alcohol, drug testing and pharmaceutical companies and lobbyist’s thank you for your support.

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[quote]AssZilla wrote:

[quote]goochadamg wrote:

[quote]AssZilla wrote:
Well check this out, I took a drug test Monday because part of this probation program I get drug tested once a week and I have to take another one this following Monday so I’ll prolly be clean by then.

If I go to the DUI class and they told me I failed the drug test maybe I can be like “yo you guys fucked up my drug test, I’m clean I was clean the Monday before and the Monday after how the hell would it show up dirty now?” So that’s what I’m hoping I can pull off if it comes down to it.[/quote]

You KNOW you get drug tested every week, and you still fucking smoked? I hope they take your license forever, because seriously, it’s obvious you’re too fucking irresponsible and stupid to be in control of a 2 ton machine.[/quote]

I didn’t know I was gonna be drug tested. I had a week window til my next one but we got some new instructor for DUI classes and instead of taking the urine sample at the last class, he took it at the second to last for me.

I’ve smoked a week prior to taking a drug test and passed with flying colors. I could also careless if I failed a probation drug test for weed because no PO will violate you for having a little bit of weed in your system.

Anyways my buddy got this new jeep and we were off roadin’ so I figured a few hits off a blunt wouldn’t kill me. It’s not like I was searching around some corner in some dark alley to get my “fix”. Either you guys think weed = crack.

Sure it was a stupid decision but I got the money to do that class over again, which is the worse that could happen. Just sucks that it’ll be another 2 months, but fuck it gotta make a few mistakes here and there lol.[/quote]

the phrase you are looking for is ‘couldnt care less’ meaning that you dont care at all. Could care less means that you do care, and could do it less.

how did you determine you passed a test with flying colors? you either do pass it, or dont, there is no way for you to get a 100% on a piss test when you need a 70% to pass.

If you are still smoking while on probation/in dui class there really isnt much chance of rehabilitation for you. this is the point in your life when you are supposed to turn your life around and not do anything that would get you in trouble.

I know its just weed, and not crack, but wasnt it just a couple beers that started the DUI process? plus you lost your license, maybe your job, have to pay for the classes, is it really worth all that just to get high for a few hours?

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I drug test clients (probationers) at work regularly. If it was a urine test, you smoked a blunt less than 72 hrs before the test, yeah, you’re fucked friend.

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Aren’t you trying to join the Marines or is that some other fuck head on here?

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When I first started working out, I took a drug test 2 days after smoking and I passed. I must have drank 2 gallons of water before the test though. Some tests pick up on dilution and require a retest, but mine didn’t and I passed.

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[quote]clockworkchad wrote:

[quote]AssZilla wrote:

[quote]goochadamg wrote:

[quote]AssZilla wrote:
Well check this out, I took a drug test Monday because part of this probation program I get drug tested once a week and I have to take another one this following Monday so I’ll prolly be clean by then.

If I go to the DUI class and they told me I failed the drug test maybe I can be like “yo you guys fucked up my drug test, I’m clean I was clean the Monday before and the Monday after how the hell would it show up dirty now?” So that’s what I’m hoping I can pull off if it comes down to it.[/quote]

You KNOW you get drug tested every week, and you still fucking smoked? I hope they take your license forever, because seriously, it’s obvious you’re too fucking irresponsible and stupid to be in control of a 2 ton machine.[/quote]

I didn’t know I was gonna be drug tested. I had a week window til my next one but we got some new instructor for DUI classes and instead of taking the urine sample at the last class, he took it at the second to last for me.

I’ve smoked a week prior to taking a drug test and passed with flying colors. I could also careless if I failed a probation drug test for weed because no PO will violate you for having a little bit of weed in your system.

Anyways my buddy got this new jeep and we were off roadin’ so I figured a few hits off a blunt wouldn’t kill me. It’s not like I was searching around some corner in some dark alley to get my “fix”. Either you guys think weed = crack.

Sure it was a stupid decision but I got the money to do that class over again, which is the worse that could happen. Just sucks that it’ll be another 2 months, but fuck it gotta make a few mistakes here and there lol.[/quote]

the phrase you are looking for is ‘couldnt care less’ meaning that you dont care at all. Could care less means that you do care, and could do it less.

how did you determine you passed a test with flying colors? you either do pass it, or dont, there is no way for you to get a 100% on a piss test when you need a 70% to pass.

If you are still smoking while on probation/in dui class there really isnt much chance of rehabilitation for you. this is the point in your life when you are supposed to turn your life around and not do anything that would get you in trouble.

I know its just weed, and not crack, but wasnt it just a couple beers that started the DUI process? plus you lost your license, maybe your job, have to pay for the classes, is it really worth all that just to get high for a few hours? [/quote]

It’s definitely not worth it but like I said I thought I had another week or so before I had to take a drug test. This DUI is from 06’. The funny thing is I haven’t drank for over a year, I just don’t see anything wrong with smoking a bit of weed here and there.

Either way, yeah I fucked up. I just wanted to get an opinion if it’s possible that I passed from people who know a hell of a lot more about the body than I do. If I’m fucked I’m fucked, there’s nothing I can do about it cept for maybe sit outside the building and intercept the urine samples in the mail…

But might as well stop with one bad decision instead of compounding them. I’m just gonna hope I passed and wait to buy a car until I find out if that money has to go towards these classes again…

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[quote]ImSkinny wrote:
Let us know what happens.

When do you find out how fucking fucked you are?[/quote]

This Wednesday

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[quote]coolnatedawg wrote:
Aren’t you trying to join the Marines or is that some other fuck head on here?[/quote]

Different guy, they are probably closely related though

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if he fails, how is gonna post his results?

You’re gonna fail d00d. Accept it and plan around it.

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what a fuckin idiot. What is it with the people that think they know everything, yet they are the most unintelligent people I have ever encountered? My brother and cousin are exactly the same way. You can’t fix stupid, I guess.