[quote]AssZilla wrote:
Well check this out, I took a drug test Monday because part of this probation program I get drug tested once a week and I have to take another one this following Monday so I’ll prolly be clean by then. If I go to the DUI class and they told me I failed the drug test maybe I can be like “yo you guys fucked up my drug test, I’m clean I was clean the Monday before and the Monday after how the hell would it show up dirty now?” So that’s what I’m hoping I can pull off if it comes down to it.[/quote]
Ok… You’re high right now, aren’t you?
Because, you have to be if you actually believe that would work.[/quote]
Haha, nah. But you figure it’s all state run agencies so they should be able to take each other’s word. They’d be really confused if I took 3 drug tests within a week and only one showed up positive for THC.
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I would think that they would deduct that you smoked weed in between tests…
Why you would make such a stupid decision while on probation for another stupid decision and having a vast number of legal and non-detected ways to get high (i.e. Robotripping, Tripple C’s, K2) is totally beyond my comprehension.
[quote]SickAbs wrote:
THC is absorbed into fat. If youre at less than 10% bf it could be only a day or two…especially since this is the first time you smoked in 6 months. [/quote]
This is wrong. Well, THC is absorbed into fat, but 1 to 2 days? I guess if you bust your ass in the gym, drink a lot of water and do a lot of sweating you might be fine, if you only smoked once.[/quote]
Some time back in high school I smoked 3 days in a row, didn’t for one day, and got drug tested the next. I passed it.
If you want to take this thread seriously, everyone’s neglecting the obvious. What kind of test are we talking about? Blood, hair, urine, saliva? It makes a difference. But of course the best option is to stop breaking the law.
Yeah you are probably fucked. Man I do not envy your life right now. SHeesh, and I thought my life was bad. Thank you for making me feel better about my own life. Are you by any chance living on the streets too? Yeah, and you’ve never been in a real realtionship and you have several serious life threatening conditions that you have to live with daily. And your face is deformed.
[quote]AssZilla wrote:
So I smoked about a blunt Monday, and took a drug test today (Wednesday afternoon). It’s been at least 6 months before I smoked weed before that. The drug test was for DUI classes, which this was my second to last one and I was expecting to get drug tested on my last one. I got a pretty high metabolism, take http://www.a1supplements.com/ReGeneration-90-Softgels-p-1450.html daily, and take about 5 grams of creatine regularly, about 10-20 on workout days. I worked out Tuesday. I’m 6’1, 200lbs, not sure of BF%.
Is there any way I passed that drug test? I’m stressing because it’s a 8 week class and it cost damn near $1,000 bucks. I knew I shouldn’t have hit that blunt lol.[/quote]
like everyone has said depends on BF%, how long its been since you last smoked ect…
how many people were smoking with you?
how much water did you drink the couple days prior and the day of, assuming it was a urinal analysis?
how many people are in your class and who is conducting the test? somewhat relevant because accurate UA’s are expensive so they won’t test everyone’s.
[quote]AssZilla wrote:
So I smoked about a blunt Monday, and took a drug test today (Wednesday afternoon). It’s been at least 6 months before I smoked weed before that. The drug test was for DUI classes, which this was my second to last one and I was expecting to get drug tested on my last one.
I got a pretty high metabolism, take a1supplements.com/ReGeneration-90-Softgels-p-1450.html daily, and take about 5 grams of creatine regularly, about 10-20 on workout days. I worked out Tuesday. I’m 6’1, 200lbs, not sure of BF%.
Is there any way I passed that drug test? I’m stressing because it’s a 8 week class and it cost damn near $1,000 bucks. I knew I shouldn’t have hit that blunt lol.[/quote]
like everyone has said depends on BF%, how long its been since you last smoked ect…
how many people were smoking with you?
how much water did you drink the couple days prior and the day of, assuming it was a urinal analysis?
how many people are in your class and who is conducting the test? somewhat relevant because accurate UA’s are expensive so they won’t test everyone’s.
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I’d say my BF is like 15-18%, 3 other people were smoking and I drank a hell of a lot of water the day before, at least 2 gallons, not so much the day of. It’s one of those tests that get sent out to who knows where because I peed in a cup and it got sealed away. I had to pay 25 dollars for it so it prolly isn’t no bullshit test.
[quote]Eric 2.0 wrote:
If you want to take this thread seriously, everyone’s neglecting the obvious. What kind of test are we talking about? Blood, hair, urine, saliva? It makes a difference. But of course the best option is to stop breaking the law. [/quote]
If you flushed you might be fine, you don’t have to be totally clean, just a threshold clean, and if you pissed before the test, then drank a lot of water between that and the test, there’s less of the THC in your urine than if you straight pissed what you’d been holding in for hours.
But the people who say you’re fucked for sure probably haven’t attempted to beat a drug test before, so they don’t know. Urine tests are the easiest to beat.
Also, flushing doesn’t matter at all unless it’s the day of, really. See your body continues to reabsorb the water you drink, that’s how you survive without having to drink incredible amounts of water, that’s why the more dehydrated you are, the darker your piss.
All the toxins and random shit are in your piss because the low amount of water you were drinking has continued to be reabsorbed. the clearer your piss was, the better your chance to have passed.
Expecially with high amounts of creatine and other nutrients in your system, sometimes they 'll have separate fail safes to guard against flushing, where they’ll check your B vitamin levels and creatine, and if they are too low, they’ll know you flushed, but having large amounts of those in your system ( most people who live a healthy lifestyle with high protein and fruits and veggies) you obviously have more leg-room.
[quote]That One Guy wrote:
If you flushed you might be fine, you don’t have to be totally clean, just a threshold clean, and if you pissed before the test, then drank a lot of water between that and the test, there’s less of the THC in your urine than if you straight pissed what you’d been holding in for hours.
But the people who say you’re fucked for sure probably haven’t attempted to beat a drug test before, so they don’t know. Urine tests are the easiest to beat.[/quote]
Thanks, I didn’t exactly drink a whole ton of water the day of the test, but my piss wasn’t the dark color of being dehydrated, it was more of that bright yellow/greenish color you get from ingesting a shitton of vitamins(or redbulls).
I took the vitamins maybe 3-4 hours before taking the test and the B vitamins in them is something crazy like 3400% daily value. I figured that plus with the daily creatine might at least mask the THC or dilute it to the point where it’s untraceable.
[quote]AssZilla wrote:
Well check this out, I took a drug test Monday because part of this probation program I get drug tested once a week and I have to take another one this following Monday so I’ll prolly be clean by then.
If I go to the DUI class and they told me I failed the drug test maybe I can be like “yo you guys fucked up my drug test, I’m clean I was clean the Monday before and the Monday after how the hell would it show up dirty now?” So that’s what I’m hoping I can pull off if it comes down to it.[/quote]
You KNOW you get drug tested every week, and you still fucking smoked? I hope they take your license forever, because seriously, it’s obvious you’re too fucking irresponsible and stupid to be in control of a 2 ton machine.
Your fucked. I am the provider at a pre-employment agency that does drug testing. If you were 130 pound 5% BF you may pass otherwise bye bye. Welcome to the adult world.
All these people who say you might pass in 1 - 2 days don’t know jack. I know THC is stored in fat blah blah blah. Other stronger shit that leaves the system quicker probably wouldn’t be out your system in that time either.
However, if there was any grey area they would drink 20-20 oz bottles of water the day they were going in to see Mr. PO or the classes that may test. Even if the appt. was at 7:30 in the morning.
Always use midstream to fill the cup. POs will call you back to do it again in a few days in which you should be repeating the last few days. GNC sales cleansing pills in a blue glass bottle with red lid that I know people used in the past.
Maybe you can chunk the class instructor a 100$ bill to not sumbit the test.
[quote]AssZilla wrote:
Well check this out, I took a drug test Monday because part of this probation program I get drug tested once a week and I have to take another one this following Monday so I’ll prolly be clean by then.
If I go to the DUI class and they told me I failed the drug test maybe I can be like “yo you guys fucked up my drug test, I’m clean I was clean the Monday before and the Monday after how the hell would it show up dirty now?” So that’s what I’m hoping I can pull off if it comes down to it.[/quote]
You KNOW you get drug tested every week, and you still fucking smoked? I hope they take your license forever, because seriously, it’s obvious you’re too fucking irresponsible and stupid to be in control of a 2 ton machine.[/quote]
This. I wouldn’t feel safe driving within 5 miles of this guy. The only problem is, he’d probably continue to drive even without a license. Then we’d get a thread like “Hey guys. I got busted for driving without a license, but I’m just gonna say that I accidentally dropped it down the sewer lol. I’ll be fine right?”
[quote]That One Guy wrote:
But the people who say you’re fucked for sure probably haven’t attempted to beat a drug test before, so they don’t know. Urine tests are the easiest to beat.[/quote]
I know for a fact that he’s fucked, but it has nothing to do with this drug test. The fact that he knew he’d get tested and smoked anyway means he needs to grow up and get his shit together asap.
It’s probably already too late. If he keeps making decisions like this he’s in for a lifetime of absolute shit. Expect to see him on cops robbing a gas station with a tire iron for 12 dollars.