Started drinking milk for this bulking cycle I just started. Tried cramming it all in over one hour yesterday evening.
My toilet called SVU in the night and told them it had been raped 
when i went to military school this was a common dare.
the other one was trying to eat a spoonful of cinnamon with no water.
never saw either acomplished
fuck…I gotta go buy some cinnamon.
shit, can’t pull out. U.N.'s blocking my driveway. They’re investigating me for war-crimes now. Stupid toilet.
I tried this challenge with a friend last summer. I even was dumb enough to try it with chocolate milk. I actually got down to about 2 cups left but i couldn’t finish. We have many pictures documenting our increase in discomfort over the course of the hour lol.
Great way to destroy your insulin sensitivity…
I saw a girl finish the whole gallon within an hour. However, the challenge stipulates you have to keep it down for 15-20 minutes. She only made it to four.
lol - the hour that you made this thread?
on a side note, one of my first jobs was bagging groceries. one of the stock boys was easily 400 lbs. on breaks he would eat 4 microwavable pizzas and half a gallon of choc milk like it was nothing. if anyone could do it, it would be him.
It has to do with how much fat your body can metabolize at a given time if i can remember right. That is why it’s impossible to keep it all down.
You gotta split the gallon up into at least 4 drinking sessions so you are drinking a quart of milk 4 times a day as evenly spaced throughout the day. Quality of milk also matters, I find I get far more discomfort from normal milk vs organic milk. This stuff is much easier on my gut when drinking that much milk.
The big trick is to let the milk sit out for a while, that way it won’t be so cold. I drank a half-gallon in like 4 minutes and felt like shit because the milk was pretty cold and I felt like it dropped my body temperature a degree or two. I might it again and I’ll post a video on my experience lol.
We should have an eggnog challenge at Christmas.
[quote]K-Man32 wrote:
It has to do with how much fat your body can metabolize at a given time if i can remember right. That is why it’s impossible to keep it all down.[/quote]
Both the fat and protein play a role in the difficulty - don’t forget that the the protein denatures due to the acidity and globs up the stomach, taking up valuable space.
The high levels of calcium ingested as a result of this can also lead to vomiting, as well, though this is more significant during the “waiting period” after the initial hour.
Naturally, people who are used to eating larger-than-average amounts of food (e.g., those on this site) would be better suited for this challenge due to a stomach that has (hopefully) been conditioned to accommodate larger volumes of food and drink. Personally, I wouldn’t consider it unless I was allowed to crush up some lactase tabs and mix them with the milk prior to the competition.
The cinnamon challenge is funny as hell and isn’t something I would ever consider doing without much practice (and it doesn’t come up enough for me to waste time training for it). There’s a greater element of technique and “level-headedness” needed with it as compared to the milk challenge, but at least puking isn’t the norm (from what I recall).
If you find yourself unable to conquer the Triscuit/Saltine challenge and if you can’t COMFORTABLY hold your breath for AT LEAST one minute, you wouldn’t want to mess with cinnamon in front anyone who isn’t classified as a “good friend who can keep a secret”.
is it really that hard to eat cinnamon?? I used to put a tblspoon in my shakes in the morning…
I’d imagine attempting to ingest cinnamon completely dry is very much different from taking it in from a shake.
[quote]AccipiterQ wrote:
is it really that hard to eat cinnamon?? I used to put a tblspoon in my shakes in the morning…[/quote]
A portion of the cinnamon dries out your mouth like a motherfucker, while the rest of the tablespoon just sits there as powder. People who don’t know what to expect panic at how severe and sudden it is and inhale, which drags some of the remaining powdered cinnamon into their windpipe/lungs to induce a pretty severe coughing fit.
People who think they are clever try to breath in through their nose, but forget that if they place the cinnamon too far back in their mouth and fail to plug up properly it will still pull some into their airway.
Most people just can’t hold their breath long enough to generate enough saliva to fully wash out the cinnamon and are forced to inhale by necessity. Some people impose a 60-second rule on the challenge, but I feel that makes it needlessly intense and don’t believe it was part of the original design.
One of my former roommates could do it, though the Internet is littered with countless, shameful video clips of those who have failed. You are welcome to try, but at least youtube it so you know what you are getting yourself into.
So, yes. It really is that hard to do.
OP the toilet called SVU? Don’t give the explicitive a cell phone next time.
Seriously, I tried the gallon of milk in one hour. Too bad I had a big breakfast, I just could not hold that much stuff in my stomach, I was too full. Dit it at 9am ready for all you could eat pizza at 3pm. No unusual trips to the bathroom. Are you, perhaps, mildly allergic to milk/lactose? Maybe this could be the $4(or less) test for lactose intolerance. Thoughts?
I’ve heard that mustard in a glass of milk will induce vomiting.
I have NEVER seen anyone eat five premium plus soda crackers in a minute without water, and I have had many people try it.
The reaction is always the same “five crackers are you fucking kidding me?” then within 30 seconds they are spewing dry cracker dust all over the place.