Does This Make Me The Bad Guy?

I worked at a place where, when times were good (IE high oil prices), there was daily food brought in for everyone.
Massive catering session from Cracker barrel every Thursday.
Gigantic chik-fil-a trays (including the little bread-pocket-nugget thingies) every Wednesday.
Donuts pretty much daily.
Breakfast burritos all the damn time.
People talked about, no kidding, gaining 10 lbs the first few months of working there.

I ate it too!
But back then i was trying to gain weight at any cost and didn’t think about the health of what I was eating.

Fun topic.

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Sounds like me with Taco Bell Nachos Bellgrande lol

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Not to distract, but on the topic of office “food culture”, this clip of Conan O’brien and the office “foodies” is hilarious…and in the theme of the OP’s post, it also involves setting up co-workers.

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Oh, and no, you’re not a bad guy…you were simply facilitating the expedient removal of chips from your work area! Or, you enticed YOUR office foodies[fatties] to remove them from your grasp, kinda like vultures cleaning up roadkill.

I’ll even go as far as to say that opening the chips, and then leaving, was a pretty wise choice: you didn’t trash them or throw them away, wasting food. And you also did not succumb to the precious, mission accomplished. HEY, if you look at it like this…you actually did volunteer work by feeding the hungry. Eh, ok, that’s too much of a stretch.

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Should we even refer to chips as food?

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Vegetarian jerkey?

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Potato jerky?

Stealing it either way.

I’m not a fan of Conan, but this was funny.

You’re welcome to it. I was just cleaning the garage and found some dogfood. It’s pretty close to what I imagine potato jerky would be.

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I’m in this camp. It would have been worth doing 200 burpees and a 10 mile walk to just eat them. LOL

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Is that a porn niche?

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TLDR… but given your post history, yes.

jk

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