Doctor's Approval to Eat Every 2 Hours

[quote]AndrewG909 wrote:

[quote]Professor X wrote:

[quote]Syalowicki wrote:
It’s called hypoglycemia or low blood sugar. principal problems from Hypoglycemia arise from an inadequate supply of glucose as fuel to the brain, resulting in neuroglycopenia.[/quote]

This has been my excuse since second year of college. It pays to be a biology major.

Most people don’t really know what it means, but it sounds DEADLY. It is also completely true considering my training and diet over the years creates an environment where I do get low blood sugar if I go too long without eating.

Not to mention that you can get away with a hell of a lot more…WHEN YOU LOOK THE PART.[/quote]

Do hypoglycemics have a “look” to them? lol Plus if most people don’t know what it is, would it really matter what you look like, if they don’t understand the disease they probably don’t understand the symptoms and what someone with the disease would look like. Or do you mean just get as big as possible so that anyone who looks at you just assumes there must be something wrong.
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People don’t seem to question why I need to eat more. I am guessing that is because I LOOK like that would be the case. I didn’t even have problems in the military for that…not even during the equivalent of basic training where they allowed me alone to get extra portions. At my size, I can’t eat like a normal person without feeling like I will pass out.

I am “hypoglycemic” at times. It is simply more related to how I eat and train and the results of that.

[quote]LankyMofo wrote:

Lol, this is so over the top it’s awesome. FTW![/quote]

Agreed, and if that whole ordeal doesn’t work I can just keep eating in my cubicle and as soon as he steps into my cube to B**** I’ll just scream rape at the top of my lungs and curl into a ball. That’ll keep em away.

Tell him you’re really a hummingbird. Everyone knows they need to eat around the clock or they die.

[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
Tell him you’re really a hummingbird. Everyone knows they need to eat around the clock or they die.[/quote]

Glad to see you seriously want to help ID and not just throwing out something foolish…

[quote]polo77j wrote:

[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
Tell him you’re really a hummingbird. Everyone knows they need to eat around the clock or they die.[/quote]

Glad to see you seriously want to help ID and not just throwing out something foolish…[/quote]

Damn…exactly how long is that stick in your ass and does it affect posture?

[quote]Professor X wrote:

[quote]polo77j wrote:

[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
Tell him you’re really a hummingbird. Everyone knows they need to eat around the clock or they die.[/quote]

Glad to see you seriously want to help ID and not just throwing out something foolish…[/quote]

Damn…exactly how long is that stick in your ass and does it affect posture?[/quote]

You should know how long it is X, it’s the one you outgrew last week and lent me … as far as my posture goes, I"m a little shorter than you so I have a slight tilt forward how’s the longer one working out for you? :slight_smile:

[quote]polo77j wrote:

[quote]Professor X wrote:

[quote]polo77j wrote:

[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
Tell him you’re really a hummingbird. Everyone knows they need to eat around the clock or they die.[/quote]

Glad to see you seriously want to help ID and not just throwing out something foolish…[/quote]

Damn…exactly how long is that stick in your ass and does it affect posture?[/quote]

You should know how long it is X, it’s the one you outgrew last week and lent me … as far as my posture goes, I"m a little shorter than you so I have a slight tilt forward how’s the longer one working out for you? :)[/quote]

I removed mine about 10 years ago and use it now to beat the shit out of skinny newbs who say, “I don’t want to get too big”.

Let me know if you need the name of a good stick-in-ass-removal surgeon.

LMFAO!
The last 4 posts… pure hilarity!

[quote]Professor X wrote:

[quote]polo77j wrote:

[quote]Professor X wrote:

[quote]polo77j wrote:

[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
Tell him you’re really a hummingbird. Everyone knows they need to eat around the clock or they die.[/quote]

Glad to see you seriously want to help ID and not just throwing out something foolish…[/quote]

Damn…exactly how long is that stick in your ass and does it affect posture?[/quote]

You should know how long it is X, it’s the one you outgrew last week and lent me … as far as my posture goes, I"m a little shorter than you so I have a slight tilt forward how’s the longer one working out for you? :)[/quote]

I removed mine about 10 years ago and use it now to beat the shit out of skinny newbs who say, “I don’t want to get too big”.

Let me know if you need the name of a good stick-in-ass-removal surgeon.[/quote]

I don’t think I’ll be using your recommended surgeon since he seems to not have removed all the stick from your ass…

[quote]AndrewG909 wrote:

[quote]LankyMofo wrote:

Lol, this is so over the top it’s awesome. FTW![/quote]

Agreed, and if that whole ordeal doesn’t work I can just keep eating in my cubicle and as soon as he steps into my cube to B**** I’ll just scream rape at the top of my lungs and curl into a ball. That’ll keep em away. [/quote]

That was going to be my next suggestion! LOL

[quote]polo77j wrote:

[quote]Professor X wrote:

[quote]polo77j wrote:

[quote]Professor X wrote:

[quote]polo77j wrote:

[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
Tell him you’re really a hummingbird. Everyone knows they need to eat around the clock or they die.[/quote]

Glad to see you seriously want to help ID and not just throwing out something foolish…[/quote]

Damn…exactly how long is that stick in your ass and does it affect posture?[/quote]

You should know how long it is X, it’s the one you outgrew last week and lent me … as far as my posture goes, I"m a little shorter than you so I have a slight tilt forward how’s the longer one working out for you? :)[/quote]

I removed mine about 10 years ago and use it now to beat the shit out of skinny newbs who say, “I don’t want to get too big”.

Let me know if you need the name of a good stick-in-ass-removal surgeon.[/quote]

I don’t think I’ll be using your recommended surgeon since he seems to not have removed all the stick from your ass…[/quote]

That’s not a stick. I’m just happy to see you.

Tell your boss that eating is very important to you for your sport.

Tell him you’ll eat outside if need be.

What kind of Nazi doesn’t let people eat without major reason it’s not like you’re a surgeon. At work we have a fridge at our desk - small blessings.

[quote]Professor X wrote:

[quote]polo77j wrote:

[quote]Professor X wrote:

[quote]polo77j wrote:

[quote]Professor X wrote:

[quote]polo77j wrote:

[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
Tell him you’re really a hummingbird. Everyone knows they need to eat around the clock or they die.[/quote]

Glad to see you seriously want to help ID and not just throwing out something foolish…[/quote]

Damn…exactly how long is that stick in your ass and does it affect posture?[/quote]

You should know how long it is X, it’s the one you outgrew last week and lent me … as far as my posture goes, I"m a little shorter than you so I have a slight tilt forward how’s the longer one working out for you? :)[/quote]

I removed mine about 10 years ago and use it now to beat the shit out of skinny newbs who say, “I don’t want to get too big”.

Let me know if you need the name of a good stick-in-ass-removal surgeon.[/quote]

I don’t think I’ll be using your recommended surgeon since he seems to not have removed all the stick from your ass…[/quote]

That’s not a stick. I’m just happy to see you.[/quote]

I got nothin…that was a good one…you win this round X

GASTRITIS

[quote]Professor X wrote:

[quote]polo77j wrote:

[quote]Professor X wrote:

[quote]polo77j wrote:

[quote]Professor X wrote:

[quote]polo77j wrote:

[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
Tell him you’re really a hummingbird. Everyone knows they need to eat around the clock or they die.[/quote]

Glad to see you seriously want to help ID and not just throwing out something foolish…[/quote]

Damn…exactly how long is that stick in your ass and does it affect posture?[/quote]

You should know how long it is X, it’s the one you outgrew last week and lent me … as far as my posture goes, I"m a little shorter than you so I have a slight tilt forward how’s the longer one working out for you? :)[/quote]

I removed mine about 10 years ago and use it now to beat the shit out of skinny newbs who say, “I don’t want to get too big”.

Let me know if you need the name of a good stick-in-ass-removal surgeon.[/quote]

I don’t think I’ll be using your recommended surgeon since he seems to not have removed all the stick from your ass…[/quote]

That’s not a stick. I’m just happy to see you.[/quote]

I lol’d. :smiley:

You should see the mental picture that conjured.

You’re in California. Get the Governator on his ass! As as ex-muscle head, he’ll back you on this.

[quote]angry chicken wrote:
Wow, is this what it’s coming to these days to “keep a job”? I went into business for my self over five years ago, and it fucking amazes me the shit people will tolerate. Last time I checked, you were a grown man, not a child to be dictated silly “rules” to so that the management will be impressed… Your boss is douche bag.[/quote]

Yep.

The post just got real funny, real fast. Well done

what about eating something in the bathroom?

Aren’t you getting 10-minutes breaks, too? Or is your employer only giving you ONE, 30-minute lunch?