[quote]CPerfringens wrote:
I train after my work and frankly, I just don’t see the point of showering right away when it 6-8:00 PM instead of waiting for the next morning, like usual.
Beside, your priority after training should be to feed yourself, not showering.[/quote]
ha ha hahaha. ok stinky!
I enjoy hanging out in the steam room with the other guys after a hard workout.
Thankfully my gym is relatively clean, so I shower there, have to I exercise before work, swamp ass + office = swamp office
[quote]Professor X wrote:
LittleAsianDoll wrote:
imhungry wrote:
tootles27 wrote:
No need to shower at the gym…my sweat smells like a bed of fresh fruity flowers!!
And your farts smell like skittles.
What are you talking about? Girls don’t fart.
If I had to shower at the gym I’d be hauling a luggage bag in. I prefer my own shampoo and conditioner instead of the low quality everything wash, not to mention shaving cream (and oil, lotion, face wash etc.).
I heard that until you girls get married, a little fairy comes and takes all of your gas away in a magic poot-sack in the middle of the night…with glitter on it. Is this true?
I tried staying awake all night once so I could catch the fairy…but I farted and fell asleep.[/quote]
Not true, I feel sad for the poor sap who will get (as hungry would put it) my stinky ass.
[quote]winkroar3 wrote:
tootles27 wrote:
No need to shower at the gym…my sweat smells like a bed of fresh fruity flowers!!
And your shit don’t stink ??
[/quote]
You didn’t get the memo? Skittles!
[quote]tootles27 wrote:
winkroar3 wrote:
tootles27 wrote:
No need to shower at the gym…my sweat smells like a bed of fresh fruity flowers!!
And your shit don’t stink ??
You didn’t get the memo? Skittles![/quote]
TASTE THE RAINBOW!!!
[quote]imhungry wrote:
tootles27 wrote:
winkroar3 wrote:
tootles27 wrote:
No need to shower at the gym…my sweat smells like a bed of fresh fruity flowers!!
And your shit don’t stink ??
You didn’t get the memo? Skittles!
TASTE THE RAINBOW!!!
[/quote]
Goal for this week: yell that as I pull the covers over SH’s head.
YESSSS!
[quote]buckeye girl wrote:
imhungry wrote:
tootles27 wrote:
winkroar3 wrote:
tootles27 wrote:
No need to shower at the gym…my sweat smells like a bed of fresh fruity flowers!!
And your shit don’t stink ??
You didn’t get the memo? Skittles!
TASTE THE RAINBOW!!!
Goal for this week: yell that as I pull the covers over SH’s head.
YESSSS!
[/quote]
It won’t be as funny if I do it first.
[quote]Stronghold wrote:
buckeye girl wrote:
imhungry wrote:
tootles27 wrote:
winkroar3 wrote:
tootles27 wrote:
No need to shower at the gym…my sweat smells like a bed of fresh fruity flowers!!
And your shit don’t stink ??
You didn’t get the memo? Skittles!
TASTE THE RAINBOW!!!
Goal for this week: yell that as I pull the covers over SH’s head.
YESSSS!
It won’t be as funny if I do it first.[/quote]
If you did that, I would probably die.
[quote]Professor X wrote:
waldo21212 wrote:
Hell no. My gym is pretty clean besides the bathroom, but the bathroom floor is always wet so it isn’t the cleanest. Tt’s because every old guy walks around in there soaking wet with doing the ball-johnson dance though, and the staff tries to keep it clean. My gym even had to put signs at the sinks saying no shaving besides your face allowed at the sinks. I don’t even want to know why they had to put those signs up. Also why do all the old naked guys feel the need to weigh themselves naked without a towel?
I’ve seen guys take a shower and then walk naked to the toilet with no shoes on. I just don’t get some people. People piss all over the floor in that bathroom or worse. [/quote]
I saw people do this ALL the time at my old commercial gym…don’t even know if the hardcore gym I just switched to even has a shower. Haven’t checked and I would never use the shower at a gym unless I absolutely had to.
My current gym has no showers. 
Learned the hard way.
Got athlete’s foot a couple times and also a big ass wart that was hard to get to go away.
Screw the gym showers unless you have flip flops and absolutely have to use them.
no thanks, to many lurkers in our gym locker room and lots of guys love chatting while naked. NO WAY
I’ve done it like twice and that was when the water heater was broken and being fixed at my place. I live less than 5 minutes from my gym so i see no point in showering there.
I agree with whoever made the comment about old naked men just hanging out. I walked into the bathroom once to wash my hands and some old guy was standing there shaving with a shirt on and nothing else. I don’t understand why he put his shirt on and didn’t put any underwear on or anything.
I often shower at the gym because I am going to work, but sometimes even when not going somewhere after wards I still shower. Just a good feeling after a hard workout. I ALWAYS were flip-flops b/c otherwise that’s is gross. My gym showers are pretty clean, but I still try to avoid touching the walls. I also do not close the shower curtain b/c I don’t want to touch it and those are usually gross as well.
I don’t mind taking a shower, and make no effort to keep myself covered…I really don’t care if guys in the lockerroom see me naked. As far as other men naked…my opinion…WHO CARES IT’S A LOCKER ROOM!!! If guys want to be naked or talk naked that’s cool, just don’t look. Just use etiquette and sit on a towel and keep a towel between your junk and any communal surface (bench, sink, counter)
[quote]buckeye girl wrote:
Stronghold wrote:
buckeye girl wrote:
imhungry wrote:
tootles27 wrote:
winkroar3 wrote:
tootles27 wrote:
No need to shower at the gym…my sweat smells like a bed of fresh fruity flowers!!
And your shit don’t stink ??
You didn’t get the memo? Skittles!
TASTE THE RAINBOW!!!
Goal for this week: yell that as I pull the covers over SH’s head.
YESSSS!
It won’t be as funny if I do it first.
If you did that, I would probably die.[/quote]
Don’t forget, pics or it didn’t happen!!
My gym is basically a crack house with weights. If I want a shower, I go out to the back alley and sling the garden hose over a clothesline.
[quote]MPFan wrote:
I often shower at the gym because I am going to work, but sometimes even when not going somewhere after wards I still shower. Just a good feeling after a hard workout. I ALWAYS were flip-flops b/c otherwise that’s is gross. My gym showers are pretty clean, but I still try to avoid touching the walls. I also do not close the shower curtain b/c I don’t want to touch it and those are usually gross as well.
I don’t mind taking a shower, and make no effort to keep myself covered…I really don’t care if guys in the lockerroom see me naked. As far as other men naked…my opinion…WHO CARES IT’S A LOCKER ROOM!!! If guys want to be naked or talk naked that’s cool, just don’t look. Just use etiquette and sit on a towel and keep a towel between your junk and any communal surface (bench, sink, counter)[/quote]
You’re one of the offenders were are talking about. Guys like you are why I avoid the locker room as much as possible. Yes, it does bother some of us when we walk into the locker room only to find hoards of hairy, flabby, droopy, mottled and frankly nauseating man ass all grouped together discussing bullshit topics as if this were Homosexual Heaven and I got sent to the wrong afterlife.
Nudity alone does not bother me. Nudity plus constant gabbing and free flying penises as I’m trying to just walk to the toilet does.
You guys aren’t just naked, you have talk to people…and raise one leg up as you dry your pubes in the hand dryer…and then shave those same pubes over the sink as if you have some photo shoot to get to right after training…and then saunter your drooping nutsacks all over the place as if God hadn’t invented TOWELS.
I swear, most of you guys spend more time in the locker room than you EVER do on the floor actually lifting weights…and that, my dear nude free flowing friend is just weird.
I don’t even change at the gym if I can avoid it…
Every time I go in there I see old guys having 30 minute conversations completely nude. I don’t want to see other guys johnsons! Whenever I go in there to use the restroom I keep my head down and look at the floor. I probably look silly, I just don’t care.
I know that it’s a generational thing and when my generation is old, I seriously doubt there will be alot of old dudes talking about the weather with their shlong hanging…Then again, maybe it’s it’s an old guy “don’t get an F” thing…
Amen!
[quote]Professor X wrote:
MPFan wrote:
I often shower at the gym because I am going to work, but sometimes even when not going somewhere after wards I still shower. Just a good feeling after a hard workout. I ALWAYS were flip-flops b/c otherwise that’s is gross. My gym showers are pretty clean, but I still try to avoid touching the walls. I also do not close the shower curtain b/c I don’t want to touch it and those are usually gross as well.
I don’t mind taking a shower, and make no effort to keep myself covered…I really don’t care if guys in the lockerroom see me naked. As far as other men naked…my opinion…WHO CARES IT’S A LOCKER ROOM!!! If guys want to be naked or talk naked that’s cool, just don’t look. Just use etiquette and sit on a towel and keep a towel between your junk and any communal surface (bench, sink, counter)
You’re one of the offenders were are talking about. Guys like you are why I avoid the locker room as much as possible. Yes, it does bother some of us when we walk into the locker room only to find hoards of hairy, flabby, droopy, mottled and frankly nauseating man ass all grouped together discussing bullshit topics as if this were Homosexual Heaven and I got sent to the wrong afterlife.
Nudity alone does not bother me. Nudity plus constant gabbing and free flying penises as I’m trying to just walk to the toilet does.
You guys aren’t just naked, you have talk to people…and raise one leg up as you dry your pubes in the hand dryer…and then shave those same pubes over the sink as if you have some photo shoot to get to right after training…and then saunter your drooping nutsacks all over the place as if God hadn’t invented TOWELS.
I swear, most of you guys spend more time in the locker room than you EVER do on the floor actually lifting weights…and that, my dear nude free flowing friend is just weird.[/quote]