Personally, I disagree with angry chicken about not kicking the can down the road. I’d kick the damn can as far as I can. Why? Because I view a relationship like a job. And unless your job is absolutely unbearable, you don’t quit your job unless you already have a better one lined up. Which tells you exactly what I would do in your shoes (based on the info here at least).[/quote]
Here is the thing.
You got to control your woman to some degree.
I know how that sounds, but bear with me.
She is biologically hardwired to test you out for social dominance and the more you give in, the more she will push.
You cannot kick the can down the road without it getting progressively worse.
You take this tests on, early and often and once or twice you absolutely nuke her hamster.
Once you have established that frame, her headaches will be all but gone (its a miracle!) and the test become more infrequent even though they will never, ever, stop.
And you know what?
She will be happy.
Download the “Taming of the Shrew” with Richard Burton and Elizabeth Taylor for further instructions.
Seriously, watch it.
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I agree. All people are like this, though. They will take whatever they can.
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[quote]DarkNinjaa wrote:
You know why people think you’re being an asshole, Orion?
You actually addressed Spock on a topic that had nothing to do with the subject at hand. You brought up something that she mentioned on another thread and turned it into some psychological bullshit. [/quote]
And…this is unusual on this site exactly how?
I don’t think Orion’s being an asshole…I do think Spock is a man lurking to get the retreads in here to pm him/her about masturbating, etc.
[quote]Spock81 wrote:
I would just like to point out how well I am socializing with my fellow Albertan’s here…
WHO ALSO happen to be men/boys, so I clearly don’t have man issues, ya.
So next topic since this thread seems to just be random conversations all going on at the same time
POSTHOLEDIGGER: If you ever lurk in here I just wanted to let you know that today is RHCP concert day and I had a dream that I met Flea and got to take a picture with him. In my dream I started a thread on T-Nation that was all “attention postholedigger” and then inside it was just my me+flea pic. SO COOL HEY? Maybe that will happen in real life!!
Whewf, it’s been bugging me for days not being able to tell him that dream.[/quote]
You dream about tnation a lot. Lol[/quote]
Ya, maybe it’s cause I talk to my mommy about T-Nation before I go to bed.
The rest of yall doing that shit from SAMA where a dude would say something obvious and everyone would lose their shit.
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Exactly…as soon as a woman comes around it’s all the asshats rallying around trying to show how beta they are…if Spock was a man they’d tear him apart.
[quote]DarkNinjaa wrote:
You know why people think you’re being an asshole, Orion?
You actually addressed Spock on a topic that had nothing to do with the subject at hand. You brought up something that she mentioned on another thread and turned it into some psychological bullshit. [/quote]
And…this is unusual on this site exactly how?
I don’t think Orion’s being an asshole…I do think Spock is a man lurking to get the retreads in here to pm him/her about masturbating, etc.[/quote]
The rest of yall doing that shit from SAMA where a dude would say something obvious and everyone would lose their shit.
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Exactly…as soon as a woman comes around it’s all the asshats rallying around trying to show how beta they are…if Spock was a man they’d tear him apart.[/quote]
Everyone argues with me. WTF? Am I doing not-woman things? Where are MY asshats??
[quote]csulli wrote:
What the hell are you talking about? No one is trying to pass off their opinion of Orion as fact. That doesn’t even make sense. I say Orion is being a tool and your first thought is “you can’t state that as a fact without first proving it via experiment!”. Is that what you mean? Are you an android or something who is unaccustomed to human confrontation? I’m not trying to prove to you that I’m smart, and I don’t care if you think it’s childish. You get mad at someone, and you insult them you son of a bitch.
P.S. And if you were so much smarter than me you would have used a comma in your last sentence instead of a semi-colon, cuz you didn’t need a semi-colon there. Boom. Grammar Nazi’d. Thanks to you the thread has devolved even further.[/quote]
If you read this moron’s ramblings out loud in a thick, southern accent it’s even funnier.
[quote]Spock81 wrote:
I would just like to point out how well I am socializing with my fellow Albertan’s here…
WHO ALSO happen to be men/boys, so I clearly don’t have man issues, ya.
So next topic since this thread seems to just be random conversations all going on at the same time
POSTHOLEDIGGER: If you ever lurk in here I just wanted to let you know that today is RHCP concert day and I had a dream that I met Flea and got to take a picture with him. In my dream I started a thread on T-Nation that was all “attention postholedigger” and then inside it was just my me+flea pic. SO COOL HEY? Maybe that will happen in real life!!
Whewf, it’s been bugging me for days not being able to tell him that dream.[/quote]
You dream about tnation a lot. Lol[/quote]
Ya, maybe it’s cause I talk to my mommy about T-Nation before I go to bed. [/quote]
[quote]Makavali wrote:
Which you shouldn’t.[/quote]
I should, I would, I had and will have an issue with anyone who offers to help someone by subtly suggesting she’s a a whore and an easy lay when that person is far from it.
All the help Orion offered later could have been given without mentioning the bullshit he wrote at first. He’s been around long enough to know Spock ain’t that kind of woman.
I can’t be in a harem, I’m happily monogamous. [/quote]
That’s the great thing about Harem life…you ARE monogamous…it is simply I that share my genes, protection and fabulous lifestyle with more than one woman…She Say does maintain Head Of Household status and sit at the head of the table, sleeps in the Master Suite, etc…but you other nags have your own private rooms at Chez Say, a spacious communal bathing room, free rein of the grounds, pool and spa.
All that is asked in return is that you contribute in some way, shape or form to the household…now…Maggie is responsible for the laundry, Kate manages the kitchen, Sabrina takes care of the household cleaning, Mariana does the driving and Imani handles security…I’m thinking with your background we could put you to work counseling the other wives…thoughts?
Oh yeah…as the schedule stands right now you’ll have me Tuesday nights…we re-allocate nights on a quarterly basis. I’ll send Mariana around to collect you and your things in time for the Holiday tomorrow.
[quote]csulli wrote:
What the hell are you talking about? No one is trying to pass off their opinion of Orion as fact. That doesn’t even make sense. I say Orion is being a tool and your first thought is “you can’t state that as a fact without first proving it via experiment!”. Is that what you mean? Are you an android or something who is unaccustomed to human confrontation? I’m not trying to prove to you that I’m smart, and I don’t care if you think it’s childish. You get mad at someone, and you insult them you son of a bitch.
P.S. And if you were so much smarter than me you would have used a comma in your last sentence instead of a semi-colon, cuz you didn’t need a semi-colon there. Boom. Grammar Nazi’d. Thanks to you the thread has devolved even further.[/quote]
If you read this moron’s ramblings out loud in a thick, southern accent it’s even funnier.[/quote]
If I read your posts with a dick in your mouth accent it’s funnier still.
[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
Why would anyone want to yell and spit at you if it wont lead to your legs tied behind your head?
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No, no, these are beta asshats. No spitting, and they speak only in the mildest of tones. [/quote]
This is on a similar note…cerealy…what’s up with that porn where they slap the womenz tittiez? How is that hot? It’s making the tittiez look like punching bags…
I can’t be in a harem, I’m happily monogamous. [/quote]
That’s the great thing about Harem life…you ARE monogamous…it is simply I that share my genes, protection and fabulous lifestyle with more than one woman…She Say does maintain Head Of Household status and sit at the head of the table, sleeps in the Master Suite, etc…but you other nags have your own private rooms at Chez Say, a spacious communal bathing room, free rein of the grounds, pool and spa.
All that is asked in return is that you contribute in some way, shape or form to the household…now…Maggie is responsible for the laundry, Kate manages the kitchen, Sabrina takes care of the household cleaning, Mariana does the driving and Imani handles security…I’m thinking with your background we could put you to work counseling the other wives…thoughts?
Oh yeah…as the schedule stands right now you’ll have me Tuesday nights…we re-allocate nights on a quarterly basis. I’ll send Mariana around to collect you and your things in time for the Holiday tomorrow.[/quote]
Must decline. Have negotiated full time position with current man, who may look with disfavor upon my accepting another offer. Although I DO like counseling people, which he knows, so maybe he would understand. But that’s probably a long shot.