Ya know, there’s a new strain of the cooties going around. Very dangerous. Resistant to all known chicken soup recipes and boo boo kisses.
Last year or so we had a mentally unbalanced woman that had nudity issues. She would wear sports bras or camis that would roll up like a window shade when she was doing lat pull downs and she wouldn’t fix it.
She would actually just keep doing her set and then fix it. And she would run the stairs in her cami with no bra and I thought her breasts were going to smack her in the eye. She wasn’t a young woman, she was her late 50’s and they were natural and had lost quite a bit of perkiness.
The sad thing was when she would do this the gym would call her husband to come get her. They banned her when she walked out of the ladies locker room naked, using her towel to dry her hair. So sad.
[quote]OctoberGirl wrote:
Last year or so we had a mentally unbalanced woman that had nudity issues. She would wear sports bras or camis that would roll up like a window shade when she was doing lat pull downs and she wouldn’t fix it.
She would actually just keep doing her set and then fix it. And she would run the stairs in her cami with no bra and I thought her breasts were going to smack her in the eye. She wasn’t a young woman, she was her late 50’s and they were natural and had lost quite a bit of perkiness.
The sad thing was when she would do this the gym would call her husband to come get her. They banned her when she walked out of the ladies locker room naked, using her towel to dry her hair. So sad.
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Oh sure, when a 50 yo women sans perkiness does it she’s “mentally unbalanced”…
[quote]conorh wrote:
OctoberGirl wrote:
Last year or so we had a mentally unbalanced woman that had nudity issues. She would wear sports bras or camis that would roll up like a window shade when she was doing lat pull downs and she wouldn’t fix it.
She would actually just keep doing her set and then fix it. And she would run the stairs in her cami with no bra and I thought her breasts were going to smack her in the eye. She wasn’t a young woman, she was her late 50’s and they were natural and had lost quite a bit of perkiness.
The sad thing was when she would do this the gym would call her husband to come get her. They banned her when she walked out of the ladies locker room naked, using her towel to dry her hair. So sad.
Oh sure, when a 50 yo women sans perkiness does it she’s “mentally unbalanced”…[/quote]
haha!!! noooooo it was sad. It was just obvious she was not all there. Always mumbling to herself and even arguing with herself.
[quote]OctoberGirl wrote:
haha!!! noooooo it was sad. It was just obvious she was not all there. Always mumbling to herself and even arguing with herself.
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I talk to myself.
I even argue sometimes.
I hate it when I’m wrong.
To all of you arguing about women who shit/don’t shit etc.
Here’s a good one …
[quote]Christine wrote:
OctoberGirl wrote:
haha!!! noooooo it was sad. It was just obvious she was not all there. Always mumbling to herself and even arguing with herself.
I talk to myself.
I even argue sometimes.
I hate it when I’m wrong.[/quote]
I LOVE a good argument with myself. The make up sex is awesome.
[quote]lostinthought wrote:
Christine wrote:
OctoberGirl wrote:
haha!!! noooooo it was sad. It was just obvious she was not all there. Always mumbling to herself and even arguing with herself.
I talk to myself.
I even argue sometimes.
I hate it when I’m wrong.
I LOVE a good argument with myself. The make up sex is awesome. [/quote]
must be why I keep breaking the bunnies.
[quote]Christine wrote:
lostinthought wrote:
Christine wrote:
OctoberGirl wrote:
haha!!! noooooo it was sad. It was just obvious she was not all there. Always mumbling to herself and even arguing with herself.
I talk to myself.
I even argue sometimes.
I hate it when I’m wrong.
I LOVE a good argument with myself. The make up sex is awesome.
must be why I keep breaking the bunnies.
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Ok, I don’t get it. “must be why I keep breaking the bunnies”
I just don’t get it. You like breaking the necks of bunnies in Easter? Makes no sense.
[quote]WolBarret wrote:
Christine wrote:
lostinthought wrote:
Christine wrote:
OctoberGirl wrote:
haha!!! noooooo it was sad. It was just obvious she was not all there. Always mumbling to herself and even arguing with herself.
I talk to myself.
I even argue sometimes.
I hate it when I’m wrong.
I LOVE a good argument with myself. The make up sex is awesome.
must be why I keep breaking the bunnies.
Ok, I don’t get it. “must be why I keep breaking the bunnies”
I just don’t get it. You like breaking the necks of bunnies in Easter? Makes no sense.[/quote]
I guess that means that you don’t have a vagina.
[quote]Christine wrote:
WolBarret wrote:
Christine wrote:
lostinthought wrote:
Christine wrote:
OctoberGirl wrote:
haha!!! noooooo it was sad. It was just obvious she was not all there. Always mumbling to herself and even arguing with herself.
I talk to myself.
I even argue sometimes.
I hate it when I’m wrong.
I LOVE a good argument with myself. The make up sex is awesome.
must be why I keep breaking the bunnies.
Ok, I don’t get it. “must be why I keep breaking the bunnies”
I just don’t get it. You like breaking the necks of bunnies in Easter? Makes no sense.
I guess that means that you don’t have a vagina.
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These are nothing but high priced cucumbers.
“Anal Pacifier # 5” Priceless. I think I have a new screen name.
[quote]WolBarret wrote:
Ok, I don’t get it. “must be why I keep breaking the bunnies”
I just don’t get it. You like breaking the necks of bunnies in Easter? Makes no sense.[/quote]
You’ve seriously never heard of a “rabbit” vibrator?
Mr. SAMA…
Mr. Pillage like pirates with Push…
Mr. North Carolina spring break…
[quote]WolBarret wrote:
These are nothing but high priced cucumbers.
“Anal Pacifier # 5” Priceless. I think I have a new screen name.
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I’ve never done the vegetable sex thing (I think this lowered my score on the kinky sex quiz).
But I do find it interesting that you found the anal sex toys.
Not that there is anything wrong with that…
[quote]rrjc5488 wrote:
WolBarret wrote:
Ok, I don’t get it. “must be why I keep breaking the bunnies”
I just don’t get it. You like breaking the necks of bunnies in Easter? Makes no sense.
You’ve seriously never heard of a “rabbit” vibrator?
Mr. SAMA…
Mr. Pillage like pirates with Push…
Mr. North Carolina spring break…[/quote]
Sir, my reputation is a lie. I’m a simple librarian and I spend my off time making bird houses. I’m not at all this wild and crazy guy you make me out to be.
I make blueberry muffins every Sunday and send them to the local orphanage. I’m a shy and quiet man.
[quote]Christine wrote:
WolBarret wrote:
These are nothing but high priced cucumbers.
“Anal Pacifier # 5” Priceless. I think I have a new screen name.
I’ve never done the vegetable sex thing (I think this lowered my score on the kinky sex quiz).
But I do find it interesting that you found the anal sex toys.
Not that there is anything wrong with that…[/quote]
I’m a simple librarian who makes bird houses on his off time and bakes blueberry muffins for orphans. I do not judge what other people do, but it is my firm belief that “vibrators” are not needed.
All one needs is marriage and the bible.
[quote]WolBarret wrote:
I make blueberry muffins every Sunday and send them to the local orphanage. I’m a shy and quiet man.[/quote]
Are you trying to tell me that blueberry muffins are superior to pancakes now?
You would be right, you know.
[quote]Christine wrote:
WolBarret wrote:
I make blueberry muffins every Sunday and send them to the local orphanage. I’m a shy and quiet man.
Are you trying to tell me that blueberry muffins are superior to pancakes now?
You would be right, you know.[/quote]
I’m saying Blue Berry muffins are awesome. And this is something we can agree on. Strange. Enemies have found a common ground.
[quote]WolBarret wrote:
Sir, my reputation is a lie. I’m a simple librarian and I spend my off time making bird houses. [/quote]
Well, at least you’re not making waffles…
[quote]WolBarret wrote:
Christine wrote:
WolBarret wrote:
I make blueberry muffins every Sunday and send them to the local orphanage. I’m a shy and quiet man.
Are you trying to tell me that blueberry muffins are superior to pancakes now?
You would be right, you know.
I’m saying Blue Berry muffins are awesome. And this is something we can agree on. Strange. Enemies have found a common ground.[/quote]
It’s about time you admitted that waffles were more wondrous than boringcakes.
Kudos!
[quote]Christine wrote:
WolBarret wrote:
Christine wrote:
WolBarret wrote:
I make blueberry muffins every Sunday and send them to the local orphanage. I’m a shy and quiet man.
Are you trying to tell me that blueberry muffins are superior to pancakes now?
You would be right, you know.
I’m saying Blue Berry muffins are awesome. And this is something we can agree on. Strange. Enemies have found a common ground.
It’s about time you admitted that waffles were more wondrous than boringcakes.
Kudos! [/quote]
Whoa! Hold the presses.
I said Blueberry Muffins are awesome. I never said that those abominations called Waffles are any good. I guess we’re enemies again.
Pancakes For Ever!
Waffles…NEVER! (And how we went from vibrators to muffins to pancakes is beyond me.)