It’s simple really…
Round up all the ladies that were checked in at the time of the incident and tell them all to submit a poop sample. Conduct a thorough analysis of all samples in comparison with the original.
Case closed.
You should probably watch to insure authenticity.
This happened in jr. high. People kept shitting in urinals and mushing up wet toilet paper and sticking it to the ceiling. The vice principle called together all the guys in the school and had a talk with us…
[quote]GetTheHIT wrote:
You should probably watch to insure authenticity.[/quote]
How much do you think coverage on poop authenticity costs? Like, $40 a month?
[quote]bluefingas wrote:
GVkid wrote:
“NOW WHO TOOK A DUKEY IN THE URINAL!!!”
You think it’s funny?
Someone just walks and sees a huge fudge dragon just sittin there.
Urinal deuce, nice.[/quote]
FUDGE DRAGON!! WOW… I SERIOUSLY almost just pissed my pants there… lol 
This is awesome…
When I was a brokass college kid back in '95… I worked @ Mc Ds… and some idiot took a shit in the urinal… they told me if I got it out that I could have a free meal… so I used a plastic fork, and a cup… worked out ok…
Stick in her pooper.
^Soooo accurate.
[quote]VibeAlive wrote:
This is awesome…
When I was a brokass college kid back in '95… I worked @ Mc Ds… and some idiot took a shit in the urinal… they told me if I got it out that I could have a free meal… so I used a plastic fork, and a cup… worked out ok…[/quote]
Lol, don’t you get a free meal anyways when you work there?
[quote]VibeAlive wrote:
bluefingas wrote:
GVkid wrote:
“NOW WHO TOOK A DUKEY IN THE URINAL!!!”
You think it’s funny?
Someone just walks and sees a huge fudge dragon just sittin there.
Urinal deuce, nice.
FUDGE DRAGON!! WOW… I SERIOUSLY almost just pissed my pants there… lol :D[/quote]
I was a fan of this, also.
I’m going to use it in everyday conversations, whether it’s relavant or not.
My director: “Hey, imhungry, do you have those reports that I asked for?”
Me: “FUDGE DRAGON!!!”
Of course, this would follow…
My director: “Pee in this cup, please”.
[quote]dianab wrote:
ouroboro_s wrote:
Jesus Diana, that is fucking gross. Now I have an image in my head of some chick squatting in the shower taking a dump.
Sorry I don’t have any advice. Well once, when my one daughter was very young, she shit in the tub. Don’t try and squish it down the drain. Scoop it out. Lesson learned.
They don’t pay me even near enough money to scoop. I didn’t see the scene of the crime, the description was accurate enough for me to want to poke my eyes out with a fork, but it was apparently smeared all over the shower walls. My boss was freaking out when this happened last week, today when the cleaning guys tell him it happened again, I think he’s going to kill someone.
The dilemma is that both the girl who works the desk and myself think it’s the same person doing this but we have no proof at all. Some one is going to have to spy on her, and I’m not doing it. If she can poop in the shower, I’m sure she’s not above flinging it either.[/quote]
Mentally ill patients will sometimes rub their shit on the walls to determine if that wall is real or not. If you have a member who is mentally ill I would suspect it is them.
This is the same reason why they will grab your arm or touch you while they are speaking too you. Otherwise they have no way of telling if you are real or only in their head.
This goes way beyond phantom shitting, into the realm of turd terrorism.
Go to www.poopreport.com for information on how to deal with this. Be prepared. You never know when the shit will hit the fan. Or in your case, the shower.
[quote]jchenky wrote:
VibeAlive wrote:
This is awesome…
When I was a brokass college kid back in '95… I worked @ Mc Ds… and some idiot took a shit in the urinal… they told me if I got it out that I could have a free meal… so I used a plastic fork, and a cup… worked out ok…
Lol, don’t you get a free meal anyways when you work there?
[/quote]
It was his first day…
Seriously who the fuck shits in a gym? Imagine if you are taking a shit into a locker (lmao) and someone walks in on you? LOL.
[quote]rrjc5488 wrote:
jchenky wrote:
VibeAlive wrote:
This is awesome…
When I was a brokass college kid back in '95… I worked @ Mc Ds… and some idiot took a shit in the urinal… they told me if I got it out that I could have a free meal… so I used a plastic fork, and a cup… worked out ok…
Lol, don’t you get a free meal anyways when you work there?
It was his first day… [/quote]
… and that was the free meal. Why else would they give him a fork?
Typical girl stuff. Girls shit everywhere and leave their used tampons and pads everywhere, smeared on walls, you name it. Girls have got to be the messiest creatures on the planet. I’m surprised they don’t secretly shit all over the place and roll in it.
[quote]lloydk wrote:
Typical girl stuff. Girls shit everywhere and leave their used tampons and pads everywhere, smeared on walls, you name it. Girls have got to be the messiest creatures on the planet. I’m surprised they don’t secretly shit all over the place and roll in it.[/quote]
And you know this…how?
[quote]lloydk wrote:
Typical girl stuff. Girls shit everywhere and leave their used tampons and pads everywhere, smeared on walls, you name it. Girls have got to be the messiest creatures on the planet. I’m surprised they don’t secretly shit all over the place and roll in it.[/quote]
Um…been burned by a woman have ya?
[quote]imhungry wrote:
lloydk wrote:
Typical girl stuff. Girls shit everywhere and leave their used tampons and pads everywhere, smeared on walls, you name it. Girls have got to be the messiest creatures on the planet. I’m surprised they don’t secretly shit all over the place and roll in it.
And you know this…how?[/quote]
Come on, get with the program. Everyone knows this. Each and every girl is a messy, cootie-ridden creature, which any guy worth his salt would avoid. I know my tree fort is clearly marked with a “No Gurls Allowd” sign. Isn’t yours?
[quote]lostinthought wrote:
lloydk wrote:
Typical girl stuff. Girls shit everywhere and leave their used tampons and pads everywhere, smeared on walls, you name it. Girls have got to be the messiest creatures on the planet. I’m surprised they don’t secretly shit all over the place and roll in it.
Um…been burned by a woman have ya? [/quote]
A sloppy one with poor hygiene.
[quote]lostinthought wrote:
lloydk wrote:
Typical girl stuff. Girls shit everywhere and leave their used tampons and pads everywhere, smeared on walls, you name it. Girls have got to be the messiest creatures on the planet. I’m surprised they don’t secretly shit all over the place and roll in it.
Um…been burned by a woman have ya? [/quote]
I have once, but not nearly bad enough to lose a few minutes sleep.
Anyway, I was exaggerating, thought it was obvious, but I guess not.
Girls are just more messy than men. You get in a girls car, there is shite all over the place, you go in a girls place, and the place looks tidy, but when you go in the bathroom or bedroom the place looks like Dresden 10 minutes after it was visited by the combined forces of the RAF and USAF.
That tampon thing I’ve seen happen plenty in schools/colleges too. I think these are the girls who think they’re clean because they’re girls, not because they actually clean anything lol
[quote]ctschneider wrote:
imhungry wrote:
lloydk wrote:
Typical girl stuff. Girls shit everywhere and leave their used tampons and pads everywhere, smeared on walls, you name it. Girls have got to be the messiest creatures on the planet. I’m surprised they don’t secretly shit all over the place and roll in it.
And you know this…how?
Come on, get with the program. Everyone knows this. Each and every girl is a messy, cootie-ridden creature, which any guy worth his salt would avoid. I know my tree fort is clearly marked with a “No Gurls Allowd” sign. Isn’t yours?[/quote]
I can’t stay away from them, though:(