This also reminds me of a couple stories.
I was at the theaters one nigh when we decided to take the stairs up instead of the escalator when after the second flight of stairs there was a massive shit waiting for us on the floor. It wasn’t dog poop it was definitely human. DISGUSTING.
I also used to work at a retail clothing store. I opened up a change room only to be greeted by a mound of shit. This was fairly small, I’m assuming a child who didn’t tell his/her mother/father that it needed to drop one.
I hate to add another layer (or state the obvious)but if you get the sense that someone is leaving turd bombs to make a statement, it could be an indication of deep mental problems.
Sometimes angry, retaliatory, disassociative mental problems. . .
I would post an announcement telling people that the behavior won’t be tolerated (gym membership revoked?) and ask others to report anything they see. Make an announcement in class if it’s appropriate. Even if no one sees anything, it puts the crapper on notice. Sometimes it drives the behavior away.
If someone from the gym is going to confront the culprit, make sure they do not do it alone. I’d also be ready to call police/ ambulance for help.
I might be overreacting but the 2 or 3 times I’ve seen these crappers - residence hall director on big college campuses - it was always a symptom of a deeper mental issue.
Unfortunately, I can go into more detail if you need it.
but speaking of dog crap, and not dante, i used to work at petsmart and while the policy is you should clean up after your own dog people just loved to parade around their great danes and let them dump monster loads as they pleased.
oh yeah, one of the guys who worked for a dog food demo (he stood there and sold dog food) would shit himself. yeah. you can read that again, but he shit would shit himself and just stand there - mind you the bathroom was only i dont know, 20 feet from where he worked and he talked to himself. fucking bat shit crazy.
I don’t have no gym poop stories. Yet I had one time when I was little. Some drunk Mexican at my aunts house was plastered in her basement bathroom. He apparently fell blacked out on the toilet fell off and shit all over himself and the floor. One of my uncles offered me like 10 bucks to clean it with a piece of cardboard. I pretty much told him hell no. Then he went in and cleaned it up. Drunk beligerant semi unconscious mexican who was eating mexican food all night+shitting himself+small enclosed area= FUCK NO.
Unfortunately I’ve got you beat. When I was a teenager working in a Family Fitness center, some clown was regularly taking a massive dump in the steam room. THE STEAM ROOM!
No one made a big deal out of it. The manager just said “Edge, go clean that up” and I did. I think I expanded my ability to hold my breath by at least 45 seconds during those few months. I never figured out who was doing it.
It is kind of weird in the OPs situation since this type of thing is a guy type of thing.
I was at a club one night when I was 18 or 19 and a mate of mine went to the toilet to take a piss and came back with shit on his shoe. Apparently some Asian dude couldn’t wait so he took a dump in between two people pissing and sprayed a bit wide and got my mates shoe.
I’ll fart. Especially on squat day. And I’m wearing headphones. So I have no idea how loud it is. Sometimes it smells horrid.
Sometimes I also blow my nose on my shirt. My nose will be running, like my sinuses just open up when I start working hard… and I hate going up and getting a paper towel everytime.
One time I bashed my shins deadlifting and had blood dripping down to my socks when someone working there saw. I had just finished my last set so it was ok, but she got gloves, disinfectant, and a towel and started wiping the bar down… so I just left it there like that… (I would’ve done it myself, but she started to… so I moved on)
So you qualify as a disgusting person. Here’s a thought: bring some fucking kleenex with you if your nose runs. If your getting snot on your shirt, it’s probably being transfered to the equipment you are using too.
Wear knee socks to DL in. If the girl had time to see the blood, go get gloves and cleaning products and come back, I’m pretty sure you could have at least started cleaning up your body fluids on your own.[/quote]
What equipment gets touched by the collar of my shirt? Hmm
And I was wearing high socks (maybe not knee socks though)… and I went to get a towel to stop the blood and she rushed over to clean it before I could tend to the cut.
(Really, I missed that one.)