[quote]ouroboro_s wrote:
Jesus Diana, that is fucking gross. Now I have an image in my head of some chick squatting in the shower taking a dump.
Sorry I don’t have any advice. Well once, when my one daughter was very young, she shit in the tub. Don’t try and squish it down the drain. Scoop it out. Lesson learned.[/quote]
They don’t pay me even near enough money to scoop. I didn’t see the scene of the crime, the description was accurate enough for me to want to poke my eyes out with a fork, but it was apparently smeared all over the shower walls. My boss was freaking out when this happened last week, today when the cleaning guys tell him it happened again, I think he’s going to kill someone.
The dilemma is that both the girl who works the desk and myself think it’s the same person doing this but we have no proof at all. Some one is going to have to spy on her, and I’m not doing it. If she can poop in the shower, I’m sure she’s not above flinging it either.
I’ll fart. Especially on squat day. And I’m wearing headphones. So I have no idea how loud it is. Sometimes it smells horrid.
Sometimes I also blow my nose on my shirt. My nose will be running, like my sinuses just open up when I start working hard… and I hate going up and getting a paper towel everytime.
One time I bashed my shins deadlifting and had blood dripping down to my socks when someone working there saw. I had just finished my last set so it was ok, but she got gloves, disinfectant, and a towel and started wiping the bar down… so I just left it there like that… (I would’ve done it myself, but she started to… so I moved on)[/quote]
So you qualify as a disgusting person. Here’s a thought: bring some fucking kleenex with you if your nose runs. If your getting snot on your shirt, it’s probably being transfered to the equipment you are using too.
Wear knee socks to DL in. If the girl had time to see the blood, go get gloves and cleaning products and come back, I’m pretty sure you could have at least started cleaning up your body fluids on your own.
Sorry to hear about the shit on the floor; that’s beyond gross.
I’ve farted at the gym a whole bunch, sometimes it’s just gonna happen. Heavy squat, deadlift or post-taco workouts. It’s called the “Pearl Harbour” b/c since your usually doing something, you bomb all over your area.
I don’t blow my nose on my shirt, but I do wipe sweat or my mouth off with it once and a while. Nothing to the degree that you’d see snot or spit on my shirt.
I too have also made my shins bleeds from pulling; I clean it up with a paper towel and then stuff some chalk in the cut. That stops it pretty good.
When I was working in Cambridge MA a few years ago, I would take the train into South Station in Boston. This is a very busy place, sometimes you have to wait in line to use the mens room there before you grab the T to your final destination. One morning I went in and waited to take a leak and noticed there was a urinal noone would use, when I got close enough I saw that someone had taken (or left) a shit in the urinal. How the fuck does that happen in such a busy place?
That happened in the men’s locker room in the corporate gym I work at. A guy came out and told the front desk worker that someone had thrown up, but it was shit. Everyone’s pretty sure it was him that did it, but there’s no way to be sure.
[quote]BradyZ wrote:
jchenky wrote:
Are you sure there wasn’t a mom with her kid there? I just cannot imagine some chick taking a dump in a shower stall. WTF.
Boys - This could be one of your girlfriends.
Sadly, I am sure there are women out there that doesn’t give a shit, no pun intended.
It is a bad image to have in your head, but here is something for the guys to help with that. Enjoy.
Kind of off topic…I need home field advantage. Has to be at home. I’ll even run home from work if I have to. I can’t drop a deuce anywhere else other than home or a hotel room if I’m staying there. So yeah, throwing a doop-doop in a friggin’ shower stall is all but impossible for me.
[quote]LSUPOWERDC wrote:
Every place has a phantom shitter. [/quote]
At my gym, someone thought it would be funny to shit inside a locker a couple of times. Probably some kids who thought it was funny…If i saw them do that, I’d be obligated to stuff them in the locker with their own shit.
[quote]lostinthought wrote:
Kind of off topic…I need home field advantage. Has to be at home. I’ll even run home from work if I have to. I can’t drop a deuce anywhere else other than home or a hotel room if I’m staying there. So yeah, throwing a doop-doop in a friggin’ shower stall is all but impossible for me. [/quote]
My little sister didn’t shit for days when she first moved into the dorms. She finally got into the habit of waking up at 3am or something.
[quote]goochadamg wrote:
Obligatory: “Pics or it didnt happen.”[/quote]
So a video of a guy breakin a bottle off in his ass isn’t gross enough for you huh … do you really want to see what kind of crap will go down when the shit hits that fan?
[quote]lostinthought wrote:
Kind of off topic…I need home field advantage. Has to be at home. I’ll even run home from work if I have to. I can’t drop a deuce anywhere else other than home or a hotel room if I’m staying there. So yeah, throwing a doop-doop in a friggin’ shower stall is all but impossible for me. [/quote]
That’s a buddy of mine. He’d get on his cell phone, pretend to be his dad, and check himself out of school so he could go home and drop mud. I, on the other hand, can drop bombs anytime, anyplace, anywhere. Your house may be next.
[quote]Rhino Jockey wrote:
LSUPOWERDC wrote:
Every place has a phantom shitter.
At my gym, someone thought it would be funny to shit inside a locker a couple of times. Probably some kids who thought it was funny…If i saw them do that, I’d be obligated to stuff them in the locker with their own shit.[/quote]
It would have to be someone small. Who else could shove their ass in a locker? Unless you have wide comfy lockers.
[quote]altimus wrote:
lostinthought wrote:
Kind of off topic…I need home field advantage. Has to be at home. I’ll even run home from work if I have to. I can’t drop a deuce anywhere else other than home or a hotel room if I’m staying there. So yeah, throwing a doop-doop in a friggin’ shower stall is all but impossible for me.
That’s a buddy of mine. He’d get on his cell phone, pretend to be his dad, and check himself out of school so he could go home and drop mud. I, on the other hand, can drop bombs anytime, anyplace, anywhere. Your house may be next.[/quote]
That’s a buddy of mine. He can throw cable anytime, no matter what shape the facilities are in. We’d be at the bar and he’d be gone for 20 minutes. We’d all know where he’d be. We used to think he had a goal of taking the browns to the super bowl in as many bars as he could around town.
Last Saturday morning I saw the worst case of anorexia in my life. I went to do a quick warmup on the hamster belt (treadmill), and In the elliptical in front of me was this ghastly lanky figure that resembled a human skeleton wearing a swetshirt (to sweat off any moisture she might breathe in from the surrounding air???) and these shorts that exposed legs white as a ghost, skinnier than my thumb, I would say. And the most traumatic part was probably all the bright blue veins everywhere… I swear it was worse then the bodyworks exhibit.
I actually had to move to another treadmill because I couldn’t stand to look at it. Afterwards I felt bad for not saying something to her, like, “WTF are you doing on an elliptical!!! You need to go eat something and do resistance exercises, and then eat some more!!!” (but in a more tactful manner, of course.)
Then I realized if I had, I would’ve just puked on her, and just inspired her to go binge on water and puke some more…
Maybe I’ve got a sick imagination or too much curiousity for my own good, but am I the only one wondering what the perp did afterwards? Did she then proceed to the nearest toilet stall to wipe up - in which case, why not just go in there in the first place? Or did she just pull up her pants and leave? Or did the janitor find a pile of TP right next to the other… uhh… pile?
Kind of strange no matter what.
Seriously, the more I think about this, the more it seems like something a guy would do. Are you sure a guy didn’t sneak into the ladies’ locker room?