Ok, let me hijack this thread and bring up another serious issue. Perhaps this should become a thread of its own- girls with hairy butts. Now, I know you’re all ready to throw up, but you know just what I’m talking about here. Karma, CMC, all you guys, I want your input. Why is it that a girl will take the time to trim her bush and in some cases completely remove it, but she leaves her butt hole all hairy. This isn’t an issue for some women, but for others, Christ, they have more hair there than a bloody ape and it’s nasty.
Trimming, good.
Whole body shaving = gay.
But then again, I’m not very hairy. What I do have is “smooth”.
If I was a hairy bastard… I’d probably be shaving.
I agree, CGB. Butt crack hair is rather nasty. The only explanation I can think of is that it serves a useful purpose while you’re cleaning out the old colon. It might cause a chick unwanted discomfort, especially if she’s dropping a hard deuce.
ok… all of the sudden this thread is gross. ughghuhgh.
Ugh. 7eagle14 is right…
Not that anything is ever really too far out to discuss in some level of detail, but this ass hole hair and it’s purpose of somehow making it easier to drop the kids off at the pool comes close. Baaad visual.
CGB: I gotta ax ya… Ya aren’t bringing this up because your chickie has a problem in this department are you? If so, my friend, we need to talk. 
The only remotely acceptable reason not to shave/wax/otherwise depilate the entire region save the front ornamentation is if both her arms are broken, or she’s too fat to reach that far. And if it’s the latter reason - WTF are ya goin’ there for anyway?! In all seriousness though, most likely the chick doesn’t know she has ass hair. Most chicks don’t check that region out in a mirror and or go manually exploring either. Any other chick’s ass they might see (porn queens/strippers) has already been cleaned up - how would they know they needed to clean their’s up?
Also, don’t forget men have the same issue. I’ve seen plenty of “smooth” asses that have tufts of fur sticking out of the crack - almost looks like there’s a third armpit between the cheeks.
karma, my present gf is neatly trimmed and has zero butt hair. This is an important issue for me and luckily she has always paid close attention to details like this. I was just curious because I have seen girls that have ignored this region. An old friend of mine had a constant problem with this. His gf shaved the front, but the back had so much hair he used to tell me that it poked through and got in his way when he was inspecting the goods from the front. They broke up. Coincidence? I think not.
"Trimming, good.
Whole body shaving = gay."
lol… exactly.
I am surprised how many people here say they shave their armpits! What the hell? When did that start? I understand shaving them for a bench shirt, but just for looks seems kind of weird to me. Oh well, to each his/her own.
Nothing in the world is worse than when you see a gorgeous girl, then you see her gorgeous ass, but then you see a little tuft of hair sticking out from the top of her low-riders. —vomit—
Why aren’t they teaching girls about this in sex-ed, BEFORE it becomes a problem. What use is that class anyway if they don’t teach the practical stuff like female ass waxing. They spend 3/4s of the class teaching abstinance (as if girls that age need to be instructed about how that works-- I remember junior high) but then they never teach what the kiddies will need to know later in the real world. They just assume they’ll figure it out on their own. Isn’t that the point of teaching a class? pfffffftt.
I’ve been shaving my armpits for more than 7 years now. It first started more than 8 years ago with me trimming them. Then I went for the shave instead. I shave them once a week. I’m good to go, and it looks good.
People never notice it or say anything until I tell them that I shave my armpits. Then some girls go, “That’s weird.” But they do agree it looks better. And if I don’t ever bring it to their attention, it seems totally normal to them. Think about the number of people that do shave: Wrestlers, bicyclists, bodybuilders, swimmers, gymnasts, etc. It’s not so weird when you realize so many people shave for their sport and looks.
Personal hygiene is an important issue and body hair should be a part of hygiene issues. People should know these things!
I remember I dated a girl many years ago that never shaved and/or trimmed the bush. That shit crept down her legs! It was crazy and out of control. The first time I saw it I said to her, “Why don’t you let me trim that up for you.” I took care of that problem right away.
I’m lucky that my girlfriend is completely shaven (and has no hair on her ass!) all of the time. She can’t stand hair around that area, so she is quite meticulous at keeping it smooth. So I’m hella good to go.
And she actually prefers my chest/stomach shaved, so I do shave it more often for her. Otherwise, the trimmed look is good enough for me. Until they find a simple, affordable, yet effective way to rid bodyhair for good.
Nate, you made me choke on my water-
“I remember I dated a girl many years ago that never shaved and/or trimmed the bush. That shit crept down her legs! It was crazy and out of control. The first time I saw it I said to her, “Why don’t you let me trim that up for you.” I took care of that problem right away.” Shit that’s funny.
And oh yeah, karma ain’t no girl, she’s a woman and one helluva a woman if you ask me.
I’ve been shaving my pubes completely, wtih a mach 3, for about 4 years now. It was the BEST personal sexual decision I have ever made. The skin on skin feeling when having sex is just friggin great and oral sex is 1000% better. You FEEL everything, and it is great. If you are hairy down there, take a beard trimmer and get it down as close as you can. Then stand in the shower in hot water. For the first few times, go WITH the grain, as you start to get used to it. When you feel necessary, shave against the grain. Don’t be afraid, the skin is pliable, so it rarely cuts. I hardly ever cut myself, and when I do, it is not on the sack or dong, it is above when I go against the grain. Last tip: apply an aftershave moisturizing lotion, and it stops the burn and bumps.
I shaved my knee caps when I was like 12 because I was being goofy, and guess what, I haven’t had hair on my knee caps since. Weird huh?
We need a “Post Hall of Fame” and this thread needs to be in it.
Ass hair. Hehe.
“It is foolish to tear one’s hair in grief, as though sorrow would be made less by baldness”
~ Marcus Tullius Cicero
[quote]CGB
Nate, you made me choke on my water[/quote]
Man, I’m telling you, that was scary! I freaked out the first time I saw that. I’ve had friends who were with girls who were even worse than that! Can you say, “vomit?”
There was no way I was gonna mess with that monkey in the bush until it was trimmed up.
I don’t shave my pubic area, but I trim it as short as it goes with my beard trimmer. I don’t care how good it looks shaved, but if I knick myself with my beard trimmer, just think of what would happen if I used a razor. I’d probably rip a hole in the sack and my nut would fall out.
Trust me, I’ve had some bad experiences with sharp objects near my unit. I remember one time, many years ago, when I first started trimming my pubes. I used to use scissors. I was just snipping along when I accidentally snipped my penis. I ended up cutting a big blue vein. That fucker bled for days and didn’t heal for more than a week. I didn’t get a hard on for several days after that incident. Luckily, there was no permanent damage, but damn, that hurt like a mofo! I was scared shitless thinking my dick would be permanently damaged or broken.
So that’s why I just use my trimmer and keep it nice and short. In fact, I did a nice trim job this morning. Anyone want pictures? LOL!
Nate, no thanks, but pics of girls with shave jobs would suffice. Got any?
I agree with Cupcake. I think we finally went over the top with this one-even karma seems to have ducked out. either tha or she’s holed up in her bathroom with a razor and a mirror.
No, I didn’t see the doctor. I wanted to see if it would heal up on its own first. Luckily, I was good to go after a week.
You can set the length for however long or short you want. I keep it super short (almost like stubble). It may be prickly at first, but since I do it every week (and use moisturizing soaps), it isn’t too bad. I’ve never had a complaint from my girlfriend. The only time she’s ever said I scraped her is if my chest/stomach was growing in after having it shaved or if she brushed up against my face. But no complaints down there.
[quote]CGB
04/17/03
12:59 PM
Nate, no thanks, but pics of girls with shave jobs would suffice. Got any? ;)[/quote]
Do I have any pics of girls with shave jobs? Do I have any pics of shaved girls? Are you asking me if I have pics of shaved, smooth pussies from some ultra hot girls?
That’s a funny question. Hell yeah I do!
Here, I’ll save you the hassle of emailing me, just go to this web site: alsscan.com
You’ll get your fill of beautiful ladies with nice, smooth shaven pussies and close-ups. It’s a great site and they have many free pics if you look around. Let me know what you think.
Nate Dogg
Nate, top drawer, top drawer. I’m at work and I managed to get into that site even though most others are blocked. There is a God and he’s responsible for “Katie Fists Jasmine to Climax.”
LOL!
Glad you enjoyed!
Ahh, the things you can do at work…
“… either tha or she’s holed up in her bathroom with a razor and a mirror”
“Holed up” in the bathroom. Oh crap, this thread has turned me into a giggling 15 year old 'cause THAT made me laugh!
Ass hair…Holed up…where does it end?
“What happens to the hole when the cheese is gone?”
~ Bertolt Brecht
Nate Dogg - I’m dead serious. I used to cut myself with my beard trimmer, like my skin would get caught between those pieces of metal. Shit that hurt like hell. One day for the hell of it, I shaved just the sides next to my thighs. Left myself a lady-like V shape (I can’t believe I admitted that), but damn it was smooth and NO CUTS!! It is so much easier to NOT cut yourself with a mach3 or equivalent than it is with a beard trimmer. Besides, the baby’s bottom feel is SOOOOO nice. When my lady does it, I could eat that shit all day long. My god I love it.
To add to the gross factor of this thread, I was trimming my ass hair once with an electric and the damn blade tore off a pinky finger sized piece of cheek. Holy shit! It was a bit difficult to keep that area bandaged for a few days.