Dating Advice

“You’re a great guy” is code for you’re not such a good looking guy. Perhaps you should lower your standards, and start fishing in your own pool.

[quote]AlienDnA wrote:
“You’re a great guy” is code for you’re not such a good looking guy. Perhaps you should lower your standards, and start fishing in your own pool. [/quote]

I see, you own Detis Hamsterlator 2000!!!

I dont have one, because its really expensive and I am cheap.

If you could please run these through your new purchase:

“You are like a brother to me, quasi asexual…”

“Well, girls might not like you now, but once they start wanting relationships…”

“Oh my God, if you fuck me like this, how will I ever…!!!”