Probably the microceratops or one of the other dog-sized dinosaurs because they’re so cute! How about you?
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Omg that thing looks like it wants ear scratchies. You think it runs like a T-Rex or hops like a kangaroo?
I hope it’s like a kangaroo.
Probably the Ankylosaurus because it’s like a war turtle. I want to ride it like a horse.
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Forget dinosaurs, this is important:
The left option seems weird: you could see things but not reach them. But the right is tricky too because it would make desks very tall.
Makes me think that these things didn’t even exist.
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Oh my goodness the war turtle is SO CUTE!!!
I wonder if the armadillo is just a war possum. They don’t seem to belong in this era.
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I’ve often wondered what a turtleneck looks like on a giraffe.
I also have a pet snake and have wondered where her collar would be… like where does the neck end and tail begin?
This has been the subject of many conversations in my household.
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Okay but this is the reality for giraffes. They use their mouths to grab food. The long neck makes more sense.
Yeah, mainly because how would he wear pants?
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That is the cutest snake I’ve ever seen. I would assume her necklace or collar would go directly under her head and the rest of her is tail.
Wasn’t there a cartoon or an illustrated book from the 80s or 90s and there was a snake that wore a red outfit that was basically just a tube of fabric?
Am I making this up?
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No clue, but socks are both sleeping bags and footie pajamas for them.
Their rain coats are 99% effective at preventing dampness, too!
Sorry, I’m still a 9 year old at heart.
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Had to call my mom to figure this out. It was a worm from the Richard Scarry books. Weird what the memory hangs onto. 
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Awwwwww that’s so cool!
Best way to be.
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What kind of jewelry do snakes wear?
A neckless necklace.
Chris, you can ban me now.
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Engorgement rings?
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Love it.
Puns and word play are highly encouraged in my log.
This is the new Covfefe.
I’ll have to use this for people that apologize too much next time I go shopping.
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Good idea! You should say it with a totally straight face. Also, we need a video.
#Holopeve
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That’s Lowly Worm. My son finds him hilarious. For some reason, his family is all cats.
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That’s right! He lives in Busytown. I’m glad to hear those books are still a thing for today’s generation of kiddos.
Speaking of great stories, Chris and I just watched Harold and the Purple Crayon and it was delightful. Highly recommend.
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If you don’t have a neck, are you even a giraffe?
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Maybe the beta giraffes have necks but the Alpha Centauri don’t? Might not be a universal thing though.
If animal crackers taught me anything it is that giraffes and camels taste the same. (Hint: of vanilla.)
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Mmmmm… another childhood memory. Man, I loved those!
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