I don’t know about that, but I know who to look for when there are penis shaped baked goods around … 
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When I make hotdog buns, I make hotdog buns. 
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You’re my favorite weirdo.
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Thank you. 
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You should understand that I know A LOT of weirdos. It’s quite a list to be at the top of. 
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I have lineage.
My grandfather lost his left middle finger in an industrial mishap.
So as a curious kid, I’d asked him what happened and he never answered me with the truth.
Among them were:
“I bit it off eating a sandwich, like this…” while demonstrating how it happened with hos other hand.
A mouse tried to steal his wedding ring and bit off the wrong finger…
And many more.
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Sounds like my uncle. He told my sister that he had to wear makeup for his senior picture to be in color.
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Thats way better than the watermelon seed myth.
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My attempt at a coffee steam bun croissant hybrid failed and I ended up with this:
Layered roll made with coffee flavoured steam bun dough and glazed with coffee syrup
Basically the dough started breaking and tearing a bit during the second roll out so I cut my loses and didn’t do the third roll out.
Neighbours liked how it tasted but I’m pissed I couldn’t do the lamination and that the shaping of what I ended up with was a disaster
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I’d try one!
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Yeah. I would eat that for sure.
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…
I 
your pallet.
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You have NOTHING to be ashamed of here!
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(From earlier today)
Revisiting an old family recipe.
Beef barley & vegetables soup/stew depending on how the thickening goes.
Seared up some cubed beef & emptied the cabinets into the crock pot. .
Also, not sure whose family the recipe came from. I’m just thinking somebody probably did this at some point.
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I spend a lot of time on the road, so I am very specific about what I want when I get coffee at a gas station. Strong notes of burnt metal, a subtle tarmac aroma, and an underlay of tobacco juice.
Not this shit.
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Oh, food grade stainless and glass. How nice.
If it doesn’t taste like acid poached aluminum and simple green I don’t want it.
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That looks much more appetizing than the first picture did. Lol
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This is a loooong 30 min.
I should made some buns. Fresh buns dipped in that would be the thing I don’t have a word for but will think of later when I should be sleeping.
Real ones. Not like, wee-wee buns.
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That does sound yummy.