Ok. I dunno if this qualifies as a felony or if its just morally bankrupt and bereft of any ethical standards.
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waffle consisting of a nutella base, chocolate redi-whip, and of course- blueberries for the antioxidants.
Thats how you get stents.
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We don’t have chocolate Redi-Whip in Canada, but it reminds me of something…
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Chocolate redi-whip looks absolutely disgusting. Lol. But I’m glad you got those blueberries in there to keep the meal healthy.
Side note: I’m heading to your part of the country next weekend. I’ll wave when I drive past. 
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Thanks!
And Hazelnuts! Its a virtual cornucopia of rationalizations!
I’ll keep an ear out in the direction of rt. 30.
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A little experiment I should credit @anna_5588 with to some degree after she enlightened me to using a coffee bean grinder for things other than coffee beans.
So I whipped up about a half cup of almonds into dust, and whipped into 16 oz. Of yogurt and added vanilla and bitter almond extract. Then decorated asymmetrically with almonds and cranberries.
“Not supposed to look like a facsimile of a butthole”.
Gonna let it fridge for 24 hours to get all the good blending & absorptions.
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Between this and your waffle post, you are rapidly becoming king of this thread.
Not that there is anything wrong with butts. I’m a fan.
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Yeah, I quit metal sculpting when somebody pointed out that everything I made was about 3 feet tall an approximately phallus shaped.
Then there’s the whole mushroom thing. 
. Think those sulpher shelf could find their way into some eggs?
On the bright side, my therapist just got a new Porsche. 
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Yummers.
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Yeah, those things are straight crack.
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Pot roast, and green things with some disgusting looking red onions. Red onions are so pretty until you cook them.
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Add an acid to keep the anthocyanins locked in.
Dosen’t work for green stuff, they need an alkaline, acid makes them turn army green.
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Thanks! I will try that next time.
With your track record I’m skeptical this is an accident.
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“That was totally an accident.”
Wrong holed a damn baking process. …
Honest to god, it was supposed to be two monkey fist type burger buns, and 3 woven for sammiches.
Of course, the name monkeys fist doesn’t help a single bit.
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I’m with you. Seems suspicious.
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Looks like we all agree then.
That dude can’t be trusted. 
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