There is no telling when you have to lay cable, so I say hover if you can. I do agree that a high toilet makes it hard, but I would rather have leg cramping til I die, then touch the nasty toilet seat. Just wipe a ton and wash your hands like you are preparing for surgery.
[quote]nichaaron wrote:
why the adversion to pooping in public
I go where I have to go
hell I have craped in allies behind my open car door and behind dumpsters before
man up and drop the load and get out
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They’ll get over it real quick the first time they ever spend a few weeks getting down in excess of 5-6,000cals a day without fail.
I either use one of the complimentary paper ass-gaskets or make one with one layer of toilet paper. Sit down. Poop. Wipe. Leave.
Simple.
[quote]gatesoftanhauser wrote:
nichaaron wrote:
why the adversion to pooping in public
I go where I have to go
hell I have craped in allies behind my open car door and behind dumpsters before
man up and drop the load and get out
Yeah but that’s acceptable for guys like you, lol (your avatar, not a racial slur)[/quote]
ya i know its also acceptable to eat it but I didnt want to make any “normal” people uncomfortable
and ohh yes X I remember the 6000 kcal mornings.
walking around the mall and then all the sudden feels like someone kicked ya in the gut
Just do it.
I used to be a germaphobe, but it weared off every time I took a dump in a public place.
I did hover for a while, but once I sat down I reached the point of no return and never had a problem sitting down.In a weird way the first time it is weird, but you feel like you accomplished something. Maybe I am just crazy, but that’s what I felt like.
I once read an article about a microbiologist say the toilet seat cover does nothing for you as far as germs go anyway.
Reminds me of a hilarious Penn and Teller’s Bullshit! episode when they cultured in Petri dishes swabs from a public toilet seat and the ass crack of a hot looking broad. And guess what? The ass grew many more bacteria than the toilet seat but they would still lick it.
I just look for the cleanest stall, wipe the seat and go. I have to flush first and go fast before I dip my balls and dick in the water. I tried the paper seat cover in the past but it usually sticks to my ass and it’s a pain to remove. And always wash my butt after the job is done.
I’ve heard enough studies finding a lot of things harbor more bacteria than toilet seats that I don’t think twice about sitting down without “making a nest.” Who seriously gets a bunch of toilet paper and covers the toilet seat? That won’t make a significant difference. The way I look at it, how will your body develop a good T-manish immune system if you don’t touch anything without first wiping it down with a girly anti-bacterial wipe?
I’m a nest builder, especially when it’s a bad toilet.
It is weird how some people have huge issues with public toilets but will then go and use a keyboard, then eat without washing their hands and not give it a second thought. Keyboards are filthy little buggers.
[quote]Dedicated wrote:
Vicomte wrote:
Think Renton in Trainspotting. The most vile lavatory in existence, and he didn’t think twice. He simply went to it.
Edit: Speak of the devil!
Because of his avi, I have always imagined him as Ewan McGregor in that movie.
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But that is what I look like! Well maybe 125lbs heavier but who’s counting?
Sometimes I’ll spit on the seat and wipe it down, bombbay doors open and fire at will.
The worst feeling in the world is sitting on a warm toilet seat in a public restroom.
I used to hate shitting at work until I started shitting 5 times a day. Now the toilet at my work is my 2nd home.
Hell, a lot of times I’m on site at a client and I still don’t care about shitting. Man up and let loose. Pussies.
For me it’s more about ambiance. When I’m away from home base and need to take a shit I look for a Barnes and Noble. They are everywhere, the bathrooms are clean, quiet, and not too harshly lit.
The important thing is being able to relax for 5 to 10 minutes in peace.
[quote]Uncle Gabby wrote:
For me it’s more about ambiance. When I’m away from home base and need to take a shit I look for a Barnes and Noble. They are everywhere, the bathrooms are clean, quiet, and not too harshly lit.
The important thing is being able to relax for 5 to 10 minutes in peace.[/quote]
Not to mention the availability of reading material. I know the signs say not to bring merchandise into the bathroom, but I always figure that it doesn’t count as merchandise if I never had any real intention of buying it in the first place.
Regarding nesting, hovering, seat covers, etc… I’ll sometimes wipe the seat down if there’s visible piss droplets on it, but otherwise I’ve never really been that concerned with sitting on a bare toilet seat in public. Although I’ve always toyed with the idea of standing on the edges of the seat and squatting down if it’s really nasty. I just know I’d lose my balance and fall over right in the middle of a good blast. Probably end up spraying the walls or the shoes of the poor bastard in the next stall. There’s no apologizing for that. I mean, really, what would you say? “Sorry about that, I slipped”?
Can a hoverer explain to me (aside from someone else’s shit smear on the seat) their real issue about sitting on a toilet seat?
As far as the shit smear, I blame the hoverers for that.
[quote]Loose Tool wrote:
As far as the shit smear, I blame the drunken hoverers for that.[/quote]
Fixed that for ya ;D
not reading any of this but youre fucking gay OP
[quote]BluntBoss wrote:
not reading any of this but youre fucking gay OP[/quote]
Shitting is only gay if it’s on a dick.
Toilette bowls are okay.
[quote]BluntBoss wrote:
not reading any of this but youre fucking gay OP[/quote]
Who are you?