[quote]Edgy wrote:
shit Nards - you are one crazy bastard.
I knew I liked you![/quote]
Thanks, that’s very kind.
But if you count the voices in my head I’m actually 7 crazy bastards.
Romy and Michelle’s High School Reunion is one of my favorite movies
i had sex with over 130 girls in the last year and half. None of them were prostitutes or paid for.
Proud of it in a way and not at all in others.
[quote]digitalairair wrote:
i had sex with 130 girls in the last year and half. None of them were prostitutes or paid for. Proud of it in a way and not at all in others. [/quote]
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
[quote]digitalairair wrote:
i had sex with 130 girls in the last year and half. None of them were prostitutes or paid for. Proud of it in a way and not at all in others. [/quote]
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the real confession is actually this : i did it because i was heartbroken in all my previous 4 relationships. and one day i just decided to bang as many chicks as possible in the shortest span of time to get even. The first 5 months i got about 50 girls, the following 7, another 50 to make it about 100 girls in a year. That was the initial goal of my petty project. I wanted to stop, but couldn’t because it became an addiction that I got really frustrated over and as a result, banged another 30ish in the next 4-5 months.
Only 2 of them got banged twice. There were many 2 girls, one night nights (not a 3 some) The night of my life was when I did 3 of them in just under the span of 2 hours. Picked them all up at the same club. One after another and did them all in my secret hiding place on the roof of the club. Then there was this one week where I picked up about 5 or 6 of them.
I have a girlfriend now, so I stopped. She knew about my project because she was the last one of them.
[quote]digitalairair wrote:
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
[quote]digitalairair wrote:
i had sex with 130 girls in the last year and half. None of them were prostitutes or paid for. Proud of it in a way and not at all in others. [/quote]
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the real confession is actually this : i did it because i was heartbroken in all my previous 4 relationships. and one day i just decided to bang as many chicks as possible in the shortest span of time. The first 5 months i got about 50 girls, the following 7, another 50 to make it about 100 girls in a year. That was the initial goal of my petty project. I wanted to stop, but couldn’t because it became an addiction. Banged another 30ish in the next 4-5 months. [/quote]
Frank its a joke man, its all right. You are the Wilt Chamberlain of the meat heads. 
From a psychological standpoint you probably feel no different after your conquest do you?
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
[quote]digitalairair wrote:
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
[quote]digitalairair wrote:
i had sex with 130 girls in the last year and half. None of them were prostitutes or paid for. Proud of it in a way and not at all in others. [/quote]
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the real confession is actually this : i did it because i was heartbroken in all my previous 4 relationships. and one day i just decided to bang as many chicks as possible in the shortest span of time. The first 5 months i got about 50 girls, the following 7, another 50 to make it about 100 girls in a year. That was the initial goal of my petty project. I wanted to stop, but couldn’t because it became an addiction. Banged another 30ish in the next 4-5 months. [/quote]
Frank its a joke man, its all right. You are the Wilt Chamberlain of the meat heads.
From a psychological standpoint you probably feel no different after your conquest do you?[/quote]
I felt pretty good actually during the run. It was like I needed to get my “fix” and each time i had sex I felt high. But then I began to feel really shitty mostly because physically I felt dirty. I did pick up HPV along the way, got tested in HIV and came out negative and that was a huge relief.
I actually took pictures (right after the sex) with almost every one of them and had a collection of it in my computer.
[quote]digitalairair wrote:
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
[quote]digitalairair wrote:
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
[quote]digitalairair wrote:
i had sex with 130 girls in the last year and half. None of them were prostitutes or paid for. Proud of it in a way and not at all in others. [/quote]
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the real confession is actually this : i did it because i was heartbroken in all my previous 4 relationships. and one day i just decided to bang as many chicks as possible in the shortest span of time. The first 5 months i got about 50 girls, the following 7, another 50 to make it about 100 girls in a year. That was the initial goal of my petty project. I wanted to stop, but couldn’t because it became an addiction. Banged another 30ish in the next 4-5 months. [/quote]
Frank its a joke man, its all right. You are the Wilt Chamberlain of the meat heads.
From a psychological standpoint you probably feel no different after your conquest do you?[/quote]
I feel pretty good actually during the run. But then I began to feel really shitty mostly because I physically felt dirty. I did pick up HPV along the way, got tested in HIV and came out negative and that was a huge relief.
I actually took pictures (right after the sex) with almost every one of them and had a collection of it in my computer.
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Yes sir that would be classified as an addiction for sure. Are you still on this conquest?
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
[quote]digitalairair wrote:
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
[quote]digitalairair wrote:
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
[quote]digitalairair wrote:
i had sex with 130 girls in the last year and half. None of them were prostitutes or paid for. Proud of it in a way and not at all in others. [/quote]
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the real confession is actually this : i did it because i was heartbroken in all my previous 4 relationships. and one day i just decided to bang as many chicks as possible in the shortest span of time. The first 5 months i got about 50 girls, the following 7, another 50 to make it about 100 girls in a year. That was the initial goal of my petty project. I wanted to stop, but couldn’t because it became an addiction. Banged another 30ish in the next 4-5 months. [/quote]
Frank its a joke man, its all right. You are the Wilt Chamberlain of the meat heads.
From a psychological standpoint you probably feel no different after your conquest do you?[/quote]
I feel pretty good actually during the run. But then I began to feel really shitty mostly because I physically felt dirty. I did pick up HPV along the way, got tested in HIV and came out negative and that was a huge relief.
I actually took pictures (right after the sex) with almost every one of them and had a collection of it in my computer.
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Yes sir that would be classified as an addiction for sure. Are you still on this conquest? [/quote]
No, as I stated above, i got a girlfriend. She showed up just when I was beginning to get bored of it. … actually she was in the last end of my conquest.
<-------- wants to be Ddigitalairair when I grow up.
We need to see all the pictures.
[quote]digitalairair wrote:
I actually took pictures (right after the sex) with almost every one of them and had a collection of it in my computer.
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Get that shit off your computer and onto a reliable back-up drive.
lol
[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
[quote]digitalairair wrote:
I actually took pictures (right after the sex) with almost every one of them and had a collection of it in my computer.
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Get that shit off your computer and onto a reliable back-up drive.
lol
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I posted them on facebook a while back and it got shitted on and praised by at the same time. but deleted it after i got serious in the relationship. But there’s nothing to see. I feel pretty uncomfortable looking at those pictures myself. I’ll admit that they aren’t all 10s, and I look like shit in all of them because they were all taken 4 am in the morning after an all nighter LOL
[quote]Vicomte wrote:
I take pleasure in other people’s pain.
Sexual pleasure, I mean.[/quote]
X2
After Digital’s post, and knocking down 130 girls…I am gonna look like a total pussy…
but I sometimes listen to Selena Gomez station on Pandora when I lift.
And in between some of her songs, they play a lot of KC
[quote]digitalairair wrote:
i had sex with over 130 girls in the last year and half. None of them were prostitutes or paid for.
Proud of it in a way and not at all in others. [/quote]
You’re like the coolest Asian guy since Russell Wong ca. 1995.
I litter constantly, but only plastic. It is my mission to spread plastic everywhere, and I have a very flawed theory about it. This shit came to me in a wet dream by the way, so I’m obsessed with it.
Humans were selected by the planet to evolve into the master species; BECAUSE the earth WANTS PLASTIC. We were allowed to grow and invent the shit to feed the planet’s desire for bags, bottles, condoms, and ab wheels.
Who’s with me?
I miss Nominal Prospect.
I love watching various posters feud and carry grudges into other threads.
I think a few of the more outspoken posters here are full of shit about one thing or another.
I believe people who throw out dismissive, snarky comments about “attention whores” posting semi-nudes in SAMA, as well as taking the occasional shot at the people who cheer them on, only do so as a weak attempt at being alpha and, as a PUA might say, demonstrating higher value.
I don’ think those^ people are really fooling anybody, though.
I respect Professor X for toning down his abrasive posting style for the people who were taking it so seriously (remember how over the top he used to be?) but feel the cuddlier X needs to get eaten by angry X because angry X was hilarious.
I’d probably buy most of the people on this site a beer IRL… so I could smash the empty bottle over their heads and have my way with whatever isn’t covered in too much blood.
The rest of this site? I’d take them out to a nice seafood dinner and never call them again.
I think if people spent even 1/4 of the time they waste ripping pictures off lolcat image boards into dreaming up some OC instead, this site would be better for it.
I’m confident that if I had a set of tits I’d be considered way funnier and much more insightful.
Oh, and sometimes when I get out of the shower I blow my nose on my old pair of boxers. What a fucking luxury that is. Soft on the nostrils with enough strength that you can really go town without worrying about blowing through and getting snot on your hands. Plus, there’s enough surface area so you can readjust for multiple nasal exhalations.
[quote]anonym wrote:
Whenever I find an old spare key at my house, I go to a random parking lot and break it off in the drivers door of whatever car I can fit it into. If any particular lock has the balls to defy penetration, I carve a swastika into the door as a consolation prize.
Whenever I pull an all-nighter, I go to the basement of my apartment building and flip the circuit breakers at around 4am to reset everyone’s alarm clock and make them oversleep. Sure, some people might use their cell phones, but I get off on screwing over at least one person.
I like to go to drug stores, pick up a pack of condoms, and discreetly slip the rubbers out, poke holes in them, and stick them back on the shelves.
I ALWAYS, ALWAYS swerve INTO squirrels and occasionally loaded trash cans (if I’m in my truck).
Whenever I go to a fast food joint, I take a giant, obscene wad of paper towels and flush it down the toilets to clog them up.
I’ve double-deckered at least one toilet at every house party I’ve been to since HS… if I find a dryer with clothes in it, I piss in there and turn it on. Back when people were young enough to live with their parents, I’d fuck with their parent’s bedroom subtly to leave clues about the party (i.e., condom wrapper in the bedsheets, beer cans in the bureau).
I also sleep like a drunk baby on NyQuil.[/quote]
I hope you live in the city!!