[quote]Edgy wrote:
I listen to Styx. And REO Speedwagon.
there. I said it.
Happy now?[/quote]
I LOVE AIR SUPPLY.
That is all.
[quote]anonym wrote:
I miss Nominal Prospect.
I love watching various posters feud and carry grudges into other threads.
I think a few of the more outspoken posters here are full of shit about one thing or another.
I believe people who throw out dismissive, snarky comments about “attention whores” posting semi-nudes in SAMA, as well as taking the occasional shot at the people who cheer them on, only do so as a weak attempt at being alpha and, as a PUA might say, demonstrating higher value.
I don’ think those^ people are really fooling anybody, though.
I respect Professor X for toning down his abrasive posting style for the people who were taking it so seriously (remember how over the top he used to be?) but feel the cuddlier X needs to get eaten by angry X because angry X was hilarious.
I’d probably buy most of the people on this site a beer IRL… so I could smash the empty bottle over their heads and have my way with whatever isn’t covered in too much blood.
The rest of this site? I’d take them out to a nice seafood dinner and never call them again.
I think if people spent even 1/4 of the time they waste ripping pictures off lolcat image boards into dreaming up some OC instead, this site would be better for it.
I’m confident that if I had a set of tits I’d be considered way funnier and much more insightful.
Oh, and sometimes when I get out of the shower I blow my nose on my old pair of boxers. What a fucking luxury that is. Soft on the nostrils with enough strength that you can really go town without worrying about blowing through and getting snot on your hands. Plus, there’s enough surface area so you can readjust for multiple nasal exhalations.[/quote]
come at me bro…
[quote]awesomeguy1234 wrote:
come at me bro…[/quote]
I’m coming at you, brah.
Hmmm…I watch Beavis and Butthead. And Vampire Diaries. Screw you, you judgmental pricks.
I have an encyclopedic knowledge of Buffy the Vampire Slayer episodes. I can’t quote any episode from memory, but I can generally pick up any episode and speak every line along with the actors once I’ve seen a scene or two to get me in the mood. I’m pretty good with Angel, but not as good.
When facing a particularly tough physical challenge (such as weight lifting, outdoor sports/challenges, or rough trade), I’ve been known to shout “Getsuga Tensho” to get me past any sticking point.
I have an…odd sense of time. Im a practical sense, this means I’ll mix 3 decades worth of conversational pop culture references without really noticing that I’m not properly tailoring my routine to the audience.
I’m the only person I know who really, truly enjoys James Joyce (other than my professor/advisor from the university days). No, not just says he does to sound sophisticated, and not just read the material to challenge myself…I really do like his work. It’s freakin’ hilarious.
In regular speech, I alliterate a lot, without thinking about it, and with great facility. It’s like I was genetically engineered to sing Anglo-Saxon epic poetry or something. Sucks to be born in a millennium that doesn’t give a rats ass about alliteration.
I used to have a remarkable ability to generate an equation for any set of numbers that would somehow balance out to equal “23.” Then I saw that movie, “The Number 23” and I realized how bloody stupid that was. Haven’t really done it much since then, except when I watch David Lynch movies. Lynch just makes it too easy for me to resist the temptation.
[quote]anonym wrote:
[quote]awesomeguy1234 wrote:
come at me bro…[/quote]
I’m coming at you, brah.[/quote]
you just punched a one way ticket to pain-ville bro…
[quote]LHT wrote:
[quote]digitalairair wrote:
i had sex with over 130 girls in the last year and half. None of them were prostitutes or paid for.
Proud of it in a way and not at all in others. [/quote]
You’re like the coolest Asian guy since Russell Wong ca. 1995. [/quote]
sorry, but who is that?
I’m deathly afraid of cockroaches
I hate cats because I dated this girl whose cat would jump on us during sex.
The reason I love Jwoww is because I think her eyes make her look innocent.
Half my posts are plagarised, the rest just suck
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
[quote]digitalairair wrote:
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
[quote]digitalairair wrote:
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
[quote]digitalairair wrote:
i had sex with 130 girls in the last year and half. None of them were prostitutes or paid for. Proud of it in a way and not at all in others. [/quote]
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the real confession is actually this : i did it because i was heartbroken in all my previous 4 relationships. and one day i just decided to bang as many chicks as possible in the shortest span of time. The first 5 months i got about 50 girls, the following 7, another 50 to make it about 100 girls in a year. That was the initial goal of my petty project. I wanted to stop, but couldn’t because it became an addiction. Banged another 30ish in the next 4-5 months. [/quote]
Frank its a joke man, its all right. You are the Wilt Chamberlain of the meat heads. 
From a psychological standpoint you probably feel no different after your conquest do you?[/quote]
I feel pretty good actually during the run. But then I began to feel really shitty mostly because I physically felt dirty. I did pick up HPV along the way, got tested in HIV and came out negative and that was a huge relief.
I actually took pictures (right after the sex) with almost every one of them and had a collection of it in my computer.
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Yes sir that would be classified as an addiction for sure. Are you still on this conquest? [/quote]
I live in Taiwan and am barely presentable in the face and rather portly (check pics in my profile) and there have been nights when all I was looking for was a good Star Trek novel and a cup of tea and accidentally got laid by a beautiful Taiwanese lass with great legs,ass and surprisingly nice titties.
I try to be mildly charming and funny, but I still must say I don’t totally deserve the women I’v had…in the looks department I mean.
My favourite show ever is Xena, the Princess Warrior.
^^ Phew…thanks for changing the topic!
By the way , I can sing the theme to The Nanny
[quote]Nards wrote:
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
[quote]digitalairair wrote:
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
[quote]digitalairair wrote:
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
[quote]digitalairair wrote:
i had sex with 130 girls in the last year and half. None of them were prostitutes or paid for. Proud of it in a way and not at all in others. [/quote]
[/quote]
the real confession is actually this : i did it because i was heartbroken in all my previous 4 relationships. and one day i just decided to bang as many chicks as possible in the shortest span of time. The first 5 months i got about 50 girls, the following 7, another 50 to make it about 100 girls in a year. That was the initial goal of my petty project. I wanted to stop, but couldn’t because it became an addiction. Banged another 30ish in the next 4-5 months. [/quote]
Frank its a joke man, its all right. You are the Wilt Chamberlain of the meat heads.
From a psychological standpoint you probably feel no different after your conquest do you?[/quote]
I feel pretty good actually during the run. But then I began to feel really shitty mostly because I physically felt dirty. I did pick up HPV along the way, got tested in HIV and came out negative and that was a huge relief.
I actually took pictures (right after the sex) with almost every one of them and had a collection of it in my computer.
[/quote]
Yes sir that would be classified as an addiction for sure. Are you still on this conquest? [/quote]
I live in Taiwan and am barely presentable in the face and rather portly (check pics in my profile) and there have been nights when all I was looking for was a good Star Trek novel and a cup of tea and accidentally got laid by a beautiful Taiwanese lass with great legs,ass and surprisingly nice titties.
I try to be mildly charming and funny, but I still must say I don’t totally deserve the women I’v had…in the looks department I mean.
[/quote]
What the hell? You look just like Mcgyver.
[quote]Testy1 wrote:
[quote]Nards wrote:
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
[quote]digitalairair wrote:
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
[quote]digitalairair wrote:
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
[quote]digitalairair wrote:
i had sex with 130 girls in the last year and half. None of them were prostitutes or paid for. Proud of it in a way and not at all in others. [/quote]
[/quote]
the real confession is actually this : i did it because i was heartbroken in all my previous 4 relationships. and one day i just decided to bang as many chicks as possible in the shortest span of time. The first 5 months i got about 50 girls, the following 7, another 50 to make it about 100 girls in a year. That was the initial goal of my petty project. I wanted to stop, but couldn’t because it became an addiction. Banged another 30ish in the next 4-5 months. [/quote]
Frank its a joke man, its all right. You are the Wilt Chamberlain of the meat heads.
From a psychological standpoint you probably feel no different after your conquest do you?[/quote]
I feel pretty good actually during the run. But then I began to feel really shitty mostly because I physically felt dirty. I did pick up HPV along the way, got tested in HIV and came out negative and that was a huge relief.
I actually took pictures (right after the sex) with almost every one of them and had a collection of it in my computer.
[/quote]
Yes sir that would be classified as an addiction for sure. Are you still on this conquest? [/quote]
I live in Taiwan and am barely presentable in the face and rather portly (check pics in my profile) and there have been nights when all I was looking for was a good Star Trek novel and a cup of tea and accidentally got laid by a beautiful Taiwanese lass with great legs,ass and surprisingly nice titties.
I try to be mildly charming and funny, but I still must say I don’t totally deserve the women I’v had…in the looks department I mean.
[/quote]
What the hell? You look just like Mcgyver.[/quote]
Hey yeah! Maybe that’s what helped!
Take a look at this commercial from Taiwan from 1990. MacGyver was quite popular and may have greased the way for me!
[quote]Edevus wrote:
My favourite show ever is Xena, the Princess Warrior.
[/quote]
Wasn’t it ‘Xena, Warrior Princess’?
Guess it was only for ogling Lucy Lawless (who is hella fine).
[quote]test driven wrote:
I litter constantly, but only plastic. It is my mission to spread plastic everywhere, and I have a very flawed theory about it. This shit came to me in a wet dream by the way, so I’m obsessed with it.
Humans were selected by the planet to evolve into the master species; BECAUSE the earth WANTS PLASTIC. We were allowed to grow and invent the shit to feed the planet’s desire for bags, bottles, condoms, and ab wheels.
Who’s with me?[/quote]
George Carlin.
[quote]tootles27 wrote:
[quote]Edgy wrote:
I listen to Styx. And REO Speedwagon.
there. I said it.
Happy now?[/quote]
I LOVE AIR SUPPLY.
That is all.
[/quote]
Must.
have.
I once had a guy change the locks on my door and put the old lock back in the new pack. Then I returned it to he store and got the money back!
If I fart (silently) around people, I talk louder thinking that they will listen to me and not smell my fart!
[quote]digitalairair wrote:
[quote]LHT wrote:
[quote]digitalairair wrote:
i had sex with over 130 girls in the last year and half. None of them were prostitutes or paid for.
Proud of it in a way and not at all in others. [/quote]
You’re like the coolest Asian guy since Russell Wong ca. 1995. [/quote]
sorry, but who is that? [/quote]
Ah, look to your left. That guy is not Russell Wong
To put it into perspective…mm…let me think, ah ok…find a moderately attractive Asian woman who went to an American high school or university in the 1990’s, and ask her. I could tell you about him, but she would tell you in such greater detail.
For example – in the mid 1990’s, in American universities, many of those cute if somewhat nerdy white girls had many celebrity men who they considered ‘hot.’ However, if you mentioned Ben Affleck, they tended to become much more serious and specific.
If you found a cute if somewhat nerdy Asian girl, that level of intensity was generally reserved for Russell Wong.
Russell Wong starred in short-lived but seminal TV series, “The Vanishing Son,” part of the prime time Action Pack that included “Hercules: The Legendary Journeys.” It was most notable because it was one of the first (if not THE first) American prime-time television shows to feature an Asian leading man. More than that, he was both an action lead and a moderately romantic lead in a role that, while distinctly Asian, had cross-cultural appeal and presented the lead in a remarkably non-stereotyped way (especially given most of the roles for Asian men that came before).
Aside from that, he appeared in a number of movies and TV shows, including the film version of Amy Tan’s “The Joy Luck Club,” which is part of why he was such an Asian-American chick magnet. That book/movie was like the Chinese-American “Bridges of Madison County” or “Eat, Pray, Love.” In 2000, Russell Wong appeared as Jet Li’s antagonist in “Romeo Must Die.”
In 2011, Russell Wong appeared in a fucking IKEA commercial, which made some Russell Wong fans happy that he was still getting work. For those of us who remembered how cool he once was, we merely…
…cried.
Now if I understand from other information, you’re in Taiwan at present? Is that your home country? I can kind of understand you not knowing about Wong, as he is a very specifically Asian-American personality. Also, maybe you’re too young to have noticed his peak years.
Edit: Sorry, I couldn’t keep that Russell Wong avatar going any longer. Do a web search, you might recognize his face.
You guys know goatse?
I took that picture
[quote]Nards wrote:
^^ Phew…thanks for changing the topic!
By the way , I can sing the theme to The Nanny[/quote]
Fran Drescher - Ahh, she can get it.
at night I wear spandex underwear and roam the city fighting crime.
no, not really.