[quote]HoustonGuy wrote:
My two favorite dogs are 10 lb. lap dogs. Mini Schnauzers. Here is one of them.[/quote]
My faves are Miniature Pinschers.
Here are our 2 girls…[/quote]
Cutie pies.[/quote]
Small dogs are not something you even need to confess about! I have seven Maltese.
I had a guy once see me with 3 of them and he was surprised so I told him there were 4 more at home and he said “You have seven of those things?!?!”
I then said “You do know they’re dogs right?”…don’t call them things!
My nephew (who’s 27) saw a pic of me and one of them and said “That dogs[sic] not very manley[sic]” so I said “It’s more manly than your dog,” to which he responded “But I don’t have a dog!”
“So by your standards you must be gay then,” I said.
[quote]HoustonGuy wrote:
My two favorite dogs are 10 lb. lap dogs. Mini Schnauzers. Here is one of them.[/quote]
My faves are Miniature Pinschers.
Here are our 2 girls…[/quote]
Cutie pies.[/quote]
Small dogs are not something you even need to confess about! I have seven Maltese.
I had a guy once see me with 3 of them and he was surprised so I told him there were 4 more at home and he said “You have seven of those things?!?!”
I then said “You do know they’re dogs right?”…don’t call them things!
My nephew (who’s 27) saw a pic of me and one of them and said “That dogs[sic] not very manley[sic]” so I said “It’s more manly than your dog,” to which he responded “But I don’t have a dog!”
“So by your standards you must be gay then,” I said. [/quote]
Sometimes I get the manly comments from strangers at a nearby dog bark. And mine are girls so I have them in pink collars. I ask, in only a half serious tone, if they would like to arm wrestle or box. Haven’t had to yet.
Schnauzers are a terrier breed to, and these minis still have a 60 lb. mind frame so its not uncommon for the two of them to team up and run the park, big dogs included. It’s funny to see. I have to watch them around large, aggressive breeds though. They haven’t learned that lesson yet and I don’t want them to.
[quote]tommytoughnuts wrote:
Even though it is finals week I have spent 10 of the last 24 hours beating Assassins Creed II…[/quote]
AC two or three?[/quote]
Just got finished up with two, about to start three. I think it was one of the greatest games I’ve ever played. The choreography was incredible, the graphics where phenomenal, you got to kill people in really cool ways. I love it.[/quote]
Then you will love 3, a lot of the same but with enough differences to make it new. Story line is great, and if you had pre-ordered you could have got a special sword that lets you really fuck people up with kills. Been playing past 2 weeks.
[quote]anonym wrote:
Whenever I find an old spare key at my house, I go to a random parking lot and break it off in the drivers door of whatever car I can fit it into. If any particular lock has the balls to defy penetration, I carve a swastika into the door as a consolation prize.
Whenever I pull an all-nighter, I go to the basement of my apartment building and flip the circuit breakers at around 4am to reset everyone’s alarm clock and make them oversleep. Sure, some people might use their cell phones, but I get off on screwing over at least one person.
I like to go to drug stores, pick up a pack of condoms, and discreetly slip the rubbers out, poke holes in them, and stick them back on the shelves.
I ALWAYS, ALWAYS swerve INTO squirrels and occasionally loaded trash cans (if I’m in my truck).
Whenever I go to a fast food joint, I take a giant, obscene wad of paper towels and flush it down the toilets to clog them up.
I’ve double-deckered at least one toilet at every house party I’ve been to since HS… if I find a dryer with clothes in it, I piss in there and turn it on. Back when people were young enough to live with their parents, I’d fuck with their parent’s bedroom subtly to leave clues about the party (i.e., condom wrapper in the bedsheets, beer cans in the bureau).
Wrap ketchup packets taken from McPigs around firecrakers and explode them on car windows.
Walk around neighborhood at night drunk and raid clotheslines, more specifically, bathrobes so we would look distinguished if we ran into anyone lol. A real genuine smoking jacket was the holy grail, alas one was never found
Smashed more school windows than I could count, it turned into a sport. I even smashed one for the last glass of my friends moms ice tea, trust me, this was great fuckin’ iced tea and worth getting caught for.
Smashed open the trophy case at the local rink and threw all of them into the public pool that was attached to it during a midnight jump the fence swim, I had help lol. Actually it was my buddy that smashed open the case. You see, in that case was a trophy that my friend and I never got to get our hands on because we lost the A championship that year and we were still bitter. He ran down the hall with it and jumped off the hi-board singing “We are the champions” lol. What a fuckin shit show that night was.
Pulled a Pete Townsend on some musical instruments in public school just to piss off the music teacher who was a cunt. The school went on a head hunt big time looking for the culprits but my buddy and I never admited guilt for this henious crime.
All asshole moves to be sure but I blame my(at the time) under developed frontal lobe, drugs and of coarse alcohol
Never pulled any BNE’s but I did steal some fishing tackle once…okay a couple times.
The show Swamp People. SHOOT UM Elizebeth SHOOT UM! Oh He’s a big one too! Tommeh, Tommeh get the gun now, it look like we got us a big gaytah son, we’ll have to call him* nickname of the season* lol. These people have zero stress it seems and are happy as clams, I’m jelous.
