I like Harry Potter.
[quote]Loudog75 wrote:
I like Harry Potter.[/quote]
I think the name “Harry Potter” is a British term for some sort of deviant sexual act.
I used to crucify earthworms. Just nailed them to a piece of wood. When I was older we would spend weeks at our grandparents house. I spent many hours catching grasshoppers and locusts…then stabbing them to death with a sewing needle.
Whoops.
Guilty pleasure?
I had freaky sex with a Tiger once ^
[quote]StevenF wrote:
I used to crucify earthworms. Just nailed them to a piece of wood. When I was older we would spend weeks at our grandparents house. I spent many hours catching grasshoppers and locusts…then stabbing them to death with a sewing needle. [/quote]
…and fast-forward to 2011, where presumably you have a fat girl trapped in a basement well?
Even though it appears that it is considered acceptable in this thread to confess other things besides guilty pleasures, in the interest of avoiding getting ran out of here with pitchforks and torches, I will confine my admissions to the topic at hand.
Starbucks frappuccino and World of Warcraft is about as close as I get to anything like a guilty pleasure.
However I am not a coffee drinker or a gamer…
[quote]Loudog75 wrote:
I like Harry Potter.[/quote]
My home office has shelves of books, DVD’s, CD’s, albums, a record player, stereo, a bar complete with wine refrigerator, and an old rocking chair to read books to my son.
We’ve renamed it the “Room of Requirement”
Again, I’m a terrible person.
I LOVE SAILOR MOON.
[quote]tommytoughnuts wrote:
Even though it is finals week I have spent 10 of the last 24 hours beating Assassins Creed II…[/quote]
AC two or three?
One time I was masturbating and my hand fell asleep
[quote]al1492 wrote:
One time I was masturbating and my hand fell asleep[/quote]
No homo… How fuckin long is your shit!!!
[quote]test driven wrote:
[quote]al1492 wrote:
One time I was masturbating and my hand fell asleep[/quote]
No homo… How fuckin long is your shit!!![/quote]
Hahaha it’s an old joke
Q: What is the ultimate in rejection?
A: When you’re masturbating and your hand falls asleep.
[quote]HoustonGuy wrote:
My two favorite dogs are 10 lb. lap dogs. Mini Schnauzers. Here is one of them.[/quote]
My faves are Miniature Pinschers.
Here are our 2 girls…
[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
[quote]HoustonGuy wrote:
My two favorite dogs are 10 lb. lap dogs. Mini Schnauzers. Here is one of them.[/quote]
My faves are Miniature Pinschers.
Here are our 2 girls…[/quote]
Cutie pies.
Whenever I find an old spare key at my house, I go to a random parking lot and break it off in the drivers door of whatever car I can fit it into. If any particular lock has the balls to defy penetration, I carve a swastika into the door as a consolation prize.
Whenever I pull an all-nighter, I go to the basement of my apartment building and flip the circuit breakers at around 4am to reset everyone’s alarm clock and make them oversleep. Sure, some people might use their cell phones, but I get off on screwing over at least one person.
I like to go to drug stores, pick up a pack of condoms, and discreetly slip the rubbers out, poke holes in them, and stick them back on the shelves.
I ALWAYS, ALWAYS swerve INTO squirrels and occasionally loaded trash cans (if I’m in my truck).
Whenever I go to a fast food joint, I take a giant, obscene wad of paper towels and flush it down the toilets to clog them up.
I’ve double-deckered at least one toilet at every house party I’ve been to since HS… if I find a dryer with clothes in it, I piss in there and turn it on. Back when people were young enough to live with their parents, I’d fuck with their parent’s bedroom subtly to leave clues about the party (i.e., condom wrapper in the bedsheets, beer cans in the bureau).
I also sleep like a drunk baby on NyQuil.
[quote]anonym wrote:
Whenever I find an old spare key at my house, I go to a random parking lot and break it off in the drivers door of whatever car I can fit it into.
Whenever I pull an all-nighter, I go to the basement of my apartment building and flip the circuit breakers at around 4am to reset everyone’s alarm clock and make them oversleep. Sure, some people might use their cell phones, but I get off on screwing over at least one person.
I like to go to drug stores, pick up a pack of condoms, and discreetly slip the rubbers out, poke holes in them, and stick them back on the shelves.
I ALWAYS, ALWAYS swerve INTO squirrels and occasionally loaded trash cans (if I’m in my truck).
Whenever I go to a fast food joint, I take a giant, obscene wad of paper towels and flush it down the toilets to clog them up.
I’ve double-deckered at least one toilet at every house party I’ve been to since HS… if I find a dryer with clothes in it, I piss in there and turn it on. Back when people were young enough to live with their parents, I’d fuck with their parent’s bedroom subtly to leave clues about the party (i.e., condom wrapper in the bedsheets, beer cans in the bureau).
I also sleep like a drunk baby on NyQuil.[/quote]
I was laughing at every single one.
Late at night when I walk my dogs I take a piss while they take a piss, its liberating.
And Im a big fan of the Dixie Chicks
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
[quote]tommytoughnuts wrote:
Even though it is finals week I have spent 10 of the last 24 hours beating Assassins Creed II…[/quote]
AC two or three?[/quote]
Just got finished up with two, about to start three. I think it was one of the greatest games I’ve ever played. The choreography was incredible, the graphics where phenomenal, you got to kill people in really cool ways. I love it.