I was told my penis looks like a baby’s finger. I hope she was talking about a fat ba… oh wait.
[quote]rsg wrote:
CPerfringens wrote:
I was deadlifting, I had maxed to a new PR of 335, someone said “Gee are you traning for the olympics?!”
How do you max out at 335 and look like a bear?[/quote]
I can’t imagine claws are great at gripping the bar.
[quote]rsg wrote:
CPerfringens wrote:
I was deadlifting, I had maxed to a new PR of 335, someone said “Gee are you traning for the olympics?!”
How do you max out at 335 and look like a bear?[/quote]
maybe hes really short?
what about negative compliments? for example, i was walking back from the gym one day in the early spring drinking some milk with my hoodie on and some lady walking my direction tucks her purse in like she thought i was going to strongarm her or someshit.
most men will not make eye contact with me if im just walking or will look the other way or put their head down when they walk by me. but then other days are cool and everyone is saying hi and waving and people are beeping and shouting stuff out windows, i like those times more =)
which reminds me of another compliment i got when i was walking back from the gym and some car drives by me (from behind) and some girl yells out “will you hump/fuck me?” (i couldnt make out the very last part) then some guy in the backseat yells out “vaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaag”.
a schoolbus drove by and a black girl yelled out “damn you mad fine”.
its cool when hot girls beep and yell stuff to me but not so cool when a minivan occupied with 2 heffers does it. bleeeeeeeeeeh.
this other kid i know goes apeshit whenever he sees me. i saw him yesterday and he came up to the car and gave everyone daps then goes ooooo yoooo whats good damn your forearms look like footballs yo, yo no homo but you get a little bigger everytime i see you. then he asked me for 50 cents.
ive also won every ass competition which is when we have girls over and ask them who has the nicer ass. its saying something when youre an ectomorph.
so really dont be suprised that im such a cocky son of a bitch ahaha
I was told I have a hot body. The same chick loves my back and arms, so…
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Does anyone else find it hard to accept compliments and not give one back? I always try to compliment the person back. I don’t know why, but that’s a habit of mine now.
[quote]skaz05 wrote:
A few I recieved a while ago:
“You smell better today than you normally do”
“I’m impressed, I didn’t think retards could count that high!”
“You sure are funny, but hey, looks aren’t everything”
“I totally admire your commitment, I know I couldn’t be celibate” I should not that I’m not celibate, by CHOICE anyways…
“You hit like a bitch” not sure if that one really was a compliment though…
And lastly, my mom said to me yesterday: “You ARE handsome, and the girls are CRAZY about you!”[/quote]
very entertaining Skaz - good work.
I received this from a member here recently and it is one I really am proud of…
"Thank you for your willingness to help, you are an uncommon man. "
i am fat , 256-262. the other day someone who looked like a BB told me “hey you’er the guy at the gym who squats all that weight”. i max out at 450 not much but it felt good to get a compliment from someone who looks better than me.
“You’re a really good kisser.”
Recent one of mine from a male friend
“shit man… I get scared of you”
A girl told me I look like tobey mcquire in spiderman, so I was pretty pumped.
[quote]Scrotus wrote:
A girl told me I look like tobey mcquire in spiderman, so I was pretty pumped.[/quote]
Frail and momma’s boy??
The other day as I was leaving the gym this guy came up behind me, grabbed my waist and said your boyfriend must love this. When I asked what he replied with - your tiny waist. It made my day.
[quote]pch2 wrote:
The other day as I was leaving the gym this guy came up behind me, grabbed my waist and said your boyfriend must love this. When I asked what he replied with - your tiny waist. It made my day. [/quote]
Holy shit… you didn’t punch him when he came up behind you and grabbed your waist?
You need to take some self-defense classes.
[quote]nephorm wrote:
pch2 wrote:
The other day as I was leaving the gym this guy came up behind me, grabbed my waist and said your boyfriend must love this. When I asked what he replied with - your tiny waist. It made my day.
Holy shit… you didn’t punch him when he came up behind you and grabbed your waist?
You need to take some self-defense classes.[/quote]
Ha, you need to start grabbing more girls neph - not all of them are going to hit you.
(This goes under the assumption that the above poster is indeed female).
[quote]rsg wrote:
Ha, you need to start grabbing more girls neph - not all of them are going to hit you.
(This goes under the assumption that the above poster is indeed female).[/quote]
It’s one thing to flirt in plain view. Sneaking up behind someone you don’t know and grabbing her waist… that is just creepy to me.
[quote]ukrainian wrote:
I was told I have a hot body. The same chick loves my back and arms, so…
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Does anyone else find it hard to accept compliments and not give one back? I always try to compliment the person back. I don’t know why, but that’s a habit of mine now.[/quote]
no. 9/10 i dont compliment the person back. if i notice something i like about someone id just point it out when i notice it but i dont compliment somone just cause they compliment me.
its called surprise flirting
[quote]thosebananas wrote:
its called surprise flirting[/quote]
Hahaha like surprise buttsecks!
the best kind! as long as one person enjoys it… 
[quote]rsg wrote:
thosebananas wrote:
its called surprise flirting
Hahaha like surprise buttsecks![/quote]
Careful. One day, you’ll find a woman who doesn’t like surprises, as you’re spitting out a mouthful of bloody teeth.
[quote]Yo Momma wrote:
rsg wrote:
thosebananas wrote:
its called surprise flirting
Hahaha like surprise buttsecks!
Careful. One day, you’ll find a woman who doesn’t like surprises, as you’re spitting out a mouthful of bloody teeth.
[/quote]
risk = greater rewards.
Scott