I started taking the yoga classes at the place I’m working in order to get some flexibility back. Turns out I’m good at some of it, but not other parts. Also turns out I’m the only guy.
Anyway, one day the instructor showed us three levels of a pose, beginner/intermediate/advanced. I decided to take a shot at the advanced and pulled it off (basically face down balanced on your hands with the rest of your body off the ground and your left knee on your left elbow, right leg extended up towards the ceiling).
Suddenly this hot girl a row over says “holy shit, look” and I realize they are all staring at me. Then one girl says real quiet “look at his bicept”.
That felt pretty damn good.
But not as good as later that day. A female coworker who is also a friend told me that in the ladies locker room after class it was all the girls could talk about. Then they nicknamed me “McBeefy” after some guy on that hospital show. I had to ask my fiancee what it meant, turned out it was a pretty nice compliment. Nice enough that she’s been acting a little jealous about girls at work lately.
When I was younger I used to get lots of compliments. Now I never get compliments but I’ve gotten a lot better at giving them and I find I like giving them more.
The day before yesterday I was picking up some milk at a little healthfood store. I positioned myself to the side of the counter to get a better look at the girl working there. I blurted out “Those cowboy boots look great on you!”. She was so genuinely thrilled by the compliment it made me feel really good.
It was actually a lie, though. She didn’t look great in them. She looked ‘let me lick you all over you look so damn smokin’ sexy hot in them’. I’m not slick enough to pull off such an honest compliment… yet.
[quote]on edge wrote:
When I was younger I used to get lots of compliments. Now I never get compliments but I’ve gotten a lot better at giving them and I find I like giving them more.
The day before yesterday I was picking up some milk at a little healthfood store. I positioned myself to the side of the counter to get a better look at the girl working there. I blurted out “Those cowboy boots look great on you!”. She was so genuinely thrilled by the compliment it made me feel really good.
It was actually a lie, though. She didn’t look great in them. She looked ‘let me lick you all over you look so damn smokin’ sexy hot in them’. I’m not slick enough to pull off such an honest compliment… yet.[/quote]
“You look like you could kill a bear with a stick”
And the ones you don’t get, when you have the biggest dumbbells the gym has to offer sitting on your knees, sitting there getting ready to do inclines. You are looking down, getting yourself psyched to tear this shit up.
Right before you are ready to go, you glance up to the mirror, and you see that most of the people in the gym are watching you. Thats always good for one more rep.
[quote]belligerent wrote:
A few years ago some bitch told me I look like John Mayer. I went home and shaved my head immediately.[/quote]
Really? Figured your response would of been to do a bong hit while doing donuts in parking lot full of children who watch you repeatedly slam the door on your dick…I’m not sure where the police/security fits in but they’d be their too.
[quote]GhorigTheBeefy wrote:
belligerent wrote:
A few years ago some bitch told me I look like John Mayer. I went home and shaved my head immediately.
Really? Figured your response would of been to do a bong hit while doing donuts in parking lot full of children who watch you repeatedly slam the door on your dick…I’m not sure where the police/security fits in but they’d be their too.[/quote]
‘coach must be looking to recruit you, you have a big ass…’ thats the only part I remember I guess if you have a big ass as a lineman thats a good sign?! Thats one of the weirder ones I have got.
Being tall I get various ‘woah your huge’ even though in reality I’m not just being taller has that effect.
[quote]GhorigTheBeefy wrote:
belligerent wrote:
A few years ago some bitch told me I look like John Mayer. I went home and shaved my head immediately.
Really? Figured your response would of been to do a bong hit while doing donuts in parking lot full of children who watch you repeatedly slam the door on your dick…I’m not sure where the police/security fits in but they’d be their too.[/quote]
The monitor at my gym was talking to a guy from Africa. He was explaining him what a bear is, because someone had been attacked by a bear in the newspaper, but the guy didn’t what kind of animal it was. Then I enter the room, the monitor says to this African : " That’s what a bear looks like!" pointing at me
