Seriously, I’m never coming home. First night on campus and liquor pours almost endlessly, drunk chicks hit on me, I get to watch some guy projectile vomit down the hallway into an elevator, I play my first hardcore game of flip a cup, I see 110 pound girls drink like sailors with no sweat, people trying to piss in vases etc.
I get in at 3, get up at 6, head to class, do my work during the day, and go right back at it. Also, thanks to you guys, getting wasted and taking my shirt off gets me winks from the sorority girls, rather than getting pointed and laughed at. At this point, I dont’ understand how anyone could NOT want to go to college.
[quote]rrjc5488 wrote:
College is amazing. It’s the classes that get in the way.[/quote]
College is pretty awesome. Especially the bitches. The endless supply of bitches. [/quote]
A little less awesome if you commute, have a job, and there’s this “person” at your house that flips her shit because you didn’t preemptively unclog the toilet that consequently ruined her life.
[quote]Enray wrote:
Seriously, I’m never coming home. First night on campus and liquor pours almost endlessly, drunk chicks hit on me, I get to watch some guy projectile vomit down the hallway into an elevator, I play my first hardcore game of flip a cup, I see 110 pound girls drink like sailors with no sweat, people trying to piss in vases etc.
I get in at 3, get up at 6, head to class, do my work during the day, and go right back at it. Also, thanks to you guys, getting wasted and taking my shirt off gets me winks from the sorority girls, rather than getting pointed and laughed at. At this point, I dont’ understand how anyone could NOT want to go to college.
[quote]Enray wrote:
Seriously, I’m never coming home. First night on campus and liquor pours almost endlessly, drunk chicks hit on me, I get to watch some guy projectile vomit down the hallway into an elevator, I play my first hardcore game of flip a cup, I see 110 pound girls drink like sailors with no sweat, people trying to piss in vases etc.
I get in at 3, get up at 6, head to class, do my work during the day, and go right back at it. Also, thanks to you guys, getting wasted and taking my shirt off gets me winks from the sorority girls, rather than getting pointed and laughed at. At this point, I dont’ understand how anyone could NOT want to go to college.
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where do you go to school out of curiosity? [/quote]
[quote]Enray wrote:
Seriously, I’m never coming home. First night on campus and liquor pours almost endlessly, drunk chicks hit on me, I get to watch some guy projectile vomit down the hallway into an elevator, I play my first hardcore game of flip a cup, I see 110 pound girls drink like sailors with no sweat, people trying to piss in vases etc.
I get in at 3, get up at 6, head to class, do my work during the day, and go right back at it. Also, thanks to you guys, getting wasted and taking my shirt off gets me winks from the sorority girls, rather than getting pointed and laughed at. At this point, I dont’ understand how anyone could NOT want to go to college.
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where do you go to school out of curiosity? [/quote]
College is so full of win. Last year I visited a school about an hour away from where I go, and I was involved in a riot, which is something I never thought I would do, it was epic. check out JMU springfest on google, it was legit.
[quote]SickAbs wrote:
I miss it soooooo much. I had one of the biggest party houses. And we all know the people who throw the parties get the top echelon of sweet tang.[/quote]
