College is Amazing

I’m just not cool enough for this thread

[quote]Mouldsie wrote:
I’m just not cool enough for this thread[/quote]

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This sucks. My college has no on-campus dorms, the parties suck and are all in expensive clubs, and all the people are pussywhipped and boring. The craziest it ever gets is when someone randomly talks about dildos (me). And that was only once.

[quote]destroyedquads wrote:
This sucks. My college has no on-campus dorms, the parties suck and are all in expensive clubs, and all the people are pussywhipped and boring. The craziest it ever gets is when someone randomly talks about dildos (me). And that was only once.[/quote]

Bible College?

I approve of this thread. Back to college this month after a year of working two jobs. Don’t plan on being sober once for the first week.

Thank your parents I am sure they are paying for it and if not they still raised your beer drinking whoring ass.

[quote]DJHT wrote:
Thank your parents I am sure they are paying for it and if not they still raised your beer drinking whoring ass. [/quote]

They sure are except for accommodation, and I am grateful. I’ll do the work but I’m sure as shit gonna have a good time.

[quote]redstar144 wrote:

[quote]DJHT wrote:
Thank your parents I am sure they are paying for it and if not they still raised your beer drinking whoring ass. [/quote]

They sure are except for accommodation, and I am grateful. I’ll do the work but I’m sure as shit gonna have a good time.[/quote]

That was for the OP man not you.

Arrrrgh I miss it! I graduated in July and the world seems like a much darker place without Freshers’ Week to look forward to in September.

Make the most of it OP - though to be honest it doesn’t sound like you need persuading.

[quote]destroyedquads wrote:
This sucks. My college has no on-campus dorms, the parties suck and are all in expensive clubs, and all the people are pussywhipped and boring. The craziest it ever gets is when someone randomly talks about dildos (me). And that was only once.[/quote]

You must transfer immediately.

[quote]SkyNett wrote:

[quote]ADvanced TS wrote:

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Wow - that site is like, super-concentrated fucking retard!!

Lol at assholes who call themselves “Bros”.

God help us. ; ) [/quote]

I’ve been laughing for over an hour, that site is classic.

“By the way, you know whoever invented high heels was definitely a bro. Forcing women to walk on their toes all night long just so their ass and legs look better is a stroke of fucking genius”

HA!

[quote]destroyedquads wrote:
This sucks. My college has no on-campus dorms, the parties suck and are all in expensive clubs, and all the people are pussywhipped and boring. The craziest it ever gets is when someone randomly talks about dildos (me). And that was only once.[/quote]
I go to the same college. I cant wait to go to a big university for my masters.

[quote]Totenkopf wrote:

[quote]destroyedquads wrote:
This sucks. My college has no on-campus dorms, the parties suck and are all in expensive clubs, and all the people are pussywhipped and boring. The craziest it ever gets is when someone randomly talks about dildos (me). And that was only once.[/quote]
I go to the same college. I cant wait to go to a big university for my masters.[/quote]
But then you are just that weird old guy. :stuck_out_tongue:

I am more of the bar guy than the house party guy.

Yeah shit is fun for a while. And then you get into your junior year and school really picks up.

What’s your major?

[quote]i work out wrote:
Yeah shit is fun for a while. And then you get into your junior year and school really picks up.

What’s your major?[/quote]

Beer and Bitches.

[quote]DJHT wrote:

[quote]i work out wrote:
Yeah shit is fun for a while. And then you get into your junior year and school really picks up.

What’s your major?[/quote]

Beer and Bitches.[/quote]

Neat, did you graduate yet?

[quote]i work out wrote:

[quote]DJHT wrote:

[quote]i work out wrote:
Yeah shit is fun for a while. And then you get into your junior year and school really picks up.

What’s your major?[/quote]

Beer and Bitches.[/quote]

Neat, did you graduate yet? [/quote]

Lol. Yes to both. But the OP has a way to go yet.

[quote]i work out wrote:
Yeah shit is fun for a while. And then you get into your junior year and school really picks up.

What’s your major?[/quote]

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Freshmen year, I learned to open up and break out of my shell. Sophomore year, I partied like I had been diagnosed with terminal cancer.

x10 When you start Graduate school. It’s just hard to make time to branch out and meet new circles of friends and I can’t afford (money, time, and brain-power) to get wasted every other night anymore and stay out till 3-4 in the morning.

my face when a girl has sucked my dick, although not explicitly, for an A on a problem set