When Chuck Norris pees he clogs the toilet.
Chuck Norris once twittered his kill count, that post exceeded 140 characters.
The Cold War ended when both sides found out about Chuck Norris’ existence. A few years later, disarmament began. Said Gorbachev, “10000 warheads? What good is that now? Fuck it, throw them away.”
Chuck Norris likes denim so much he had the inner walls of his wifes vagina lined with it.
After much debate, President Truman decided to drop the atomic bomb on Hiroshima rather than the alternative of sending Chuck Norris. His reasoning? It was more â??humaneâ??.
Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.